Tuesday, October 31, 2006
New Job
Just so some of you know I have a new job. Its full time and I get benefits with it so I am happy. It in Dodgeville. I will be working for Sodexho. If you don't know them imagine them as a catering company that caters to businesses hotels and such. I start Monday Nov 6th. Yeah.
Just so some of you know I have a new job. Its full time and I get benefits with it so I am happy. It in Dodgeville. I will be working for Sodexho. If you don't know them imagine them as a catering company that caters to businesses hotels and such. I start Monday Nov 6th. Yeah.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
My Funeral
OK kids I ave to post this sorry, and no I am not thinking of dieing any time soon, that would make to many people happy.
ANYWAY,
When I die I want my obit to read : Chad Benjamin Henneman died (insert how I died unless it was with a hooker then make something up) give date and my age. Chad was hated by many, and liked by few. He had a sick and twisted sense of humor, and almost always found the humor in things. He was considered an asshole by many and acknowledged the fact that he was an asshole. If you didn't like Hamms (as he was well know to go by) then you were a no sense of humor pinko commie liberal loving duche bag. He will be missed mostly by the bill collectors and no one else. Tell them how many kids I had all my family shit etc etc.
Now for my funeral. I want it Vegas style, dancing girls, strippers (good ones to I don't want to see any mesetomy or c-section scars and they have to have all their teeth for Christ sakes). I want lights and music. Good music, Metallica, AC/DC, Ozzie, Sevcndust. That stuff, if its a descent ballad by one of them I have it on a CD for you. Open casket, I don't care how I die my friends are going to want to poke the body with a stick to make sure I am dead. Open bar. This is where my HUGE life insurance policy will figure in. Everyone drinks. Or at least everyone tries to drink. They can get me a stone it will say Chad Benjamin Henneman 10/01/79 to what ever. "My body lies but still I roam." And I want a traditional Norse burial. I want to be put on a raft soaked in oil set out on the water and set on fire by a flaming arrow. Of course this may have to be done a few days after the funeral to get rid of the drunks.
Do you honestly think I am kidding here?
OK kids I ave to post this sorry, and no I am not thinking of dieing any time soon, that would make to many people happy.
ANYWAY,
When I die I want my obit to read : Chad Benjamin Henneman died (insert how I died unless it was with a hooker then make something up) give date and my age. Chad was hated by many, and liked by few. He had a sick and twisted sense of humor, and almost always found the humor in things. He was considered an asshole by many and acknowledged the fact that he was an asshole. If you didn't like Hamms (as he was well know to go by) then you were a no sense of humor pinko commie liberal loving duche bag. He will be missed mostly by the bill collectors and no one else. Tell them how many kids I had all my family shit etc etc.
Now for my funeral. I want it Vegas style, dancing girls, strippers (good ones to I don't want to see any mesetomy or c-section scars and they have to have all their teeth for Christ sakes). I want lights and music. Good music, Metallica, AC/DC, Ozzie, Sevcndust. That stuff, if its a descent ballad by one of them I have it on a CD for you. Open casket, I don't care how I die my friends are going to want to poke the body with a stick to make sure I am dead. Open bar. This is where my HUGE life insurance policy will figure in. Everyone drinks. Or at least everyone tries to drink. They can get me a stone it will say Chad Benjamin Henneman 10/01/79 to what ever. "My body lies but still I roam." And I want a traditional Norse burial. I want to be put on a raft soaked in oil set out on the water and set on fire by a flaming arrow. Of course this may have to be done a few days after the funeral to get rid of the drunks.
Do you honestly think I am kidding here?
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
FX
Has some great shows. Rescue Me is excellent. The Shield was really good. ASIP isn't bad. And Nip/Tuck is just a freaking nutjob fun house. I just finished watching last nights show. The whole cheating on your wife and then that girl becoming your nanny weirdly great. Then she gets hit by a freaking bus when the good doctor tells her she is nuts and thinks about killing her only to have said bus do it? That... is... freaking... awesome. And bringing the dead drug dealer back to be Sean's conscience. That is inspired. I have got to get the 1st few seasons on DVD damn thats a good show. And Brooke Sheilds as a nutcase shrink who gets Property of Chirstian Troy tatttoed above her ass. Unfucking believable.
I also have to get over the hedge mostly so I can send it to my niece. I think I may buy it on-line and have it shipped to her.
Has some great shows. Rescue Me is excellent. The Shield was really good. ASIP isn't bad. And Nip/Tuck is just a freaking nutjob fun house. I just finished watching last nights show. The whole cheating on your wife and then that girl becoming your nanny weirdly great. Then she gets hit by a freaking bus when the good doctor tells her she is nuts and thinks about killing her only to have said bus do it? That... is... freaking... awesome. And bringing the dead drug dealer back to be Sean's conscience. That is inspired. I have got to get the 1st few seasons on DVD damn thats a good show. And Brooke Sheilds as a nutcase shrink who gets Property of Chirstian Troy tatttoed above her ass. Unfucking believable.
I also have to get over the hedge mostly so I can send it to my niece. I think I may buy it on-line and have it shipped to her.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Old Man
I found four really long old man eye bows yesterday. I mean really long like 1/4 inch long. I cut them. Aren't I too long to start having old man bushy eye brows?
In other news I got to work and it was dark I left work and it was dark. This is going to suck if it keeps up. But hey I don't much care for really bright sunshine. Sensitive eyes and all.
Madison this weekend was fun. Wings and weed. The weed thing is because they were having some legalize weed thing by the terace. Then later I smelled it being smoked. I don't do that, nor would I ever but I have no problem with people who do, as long as it doesn't effect your daily life.
I found four really long old man eye bows yesterday. I mean really long like 1/4 inch long. I cut them. Aren't I too long to start having old man bushy eye brows?
In other news I got to work and it was dark I left work and it was dark. This is going to suck if it keeps up. But hey I don't much care for really bright sunshine. Sensitive eyes and all.
Madison this weekend was fun. Wings and weed. The weed thing is because they were having some legalize weed thing by the terace. Then later I smelled it being smoked. I don't do that, nor would I ever but I have no problem with people who do, as long as it doesn't effect your daily life.
