Monday, January 31, 2005
One Month
Thats how long I have to wait before I will have the coin to purchase a new (to me) car. I need to pay for my plane ticket to San Dieago and I need to set aside a $200 for registration fees (I'll pay off the ticket Tuesday with my last check from PVL). Other than that the only expense is gas and thats a bitch. My car started acting up even more today and damn it needs a check up. So since I don't have class till 10:30 I am going to see if I can rent a car from some where and drive that while I leave my car at Home Town. I hope this shit don't cost much. Also I should get in contact with stephanie about that itailan place in p-ville. I need to know if I got hired and when she plans on opening the doors otherwise I need to find another cooking job that I can use as my internship. Any ideas blognetus? Also if I get that job I will be able to flip flop with the convervative RJ and take over his place maybe. Of course with my liberal ness abortions will be welcome and gay sex between two really hot chicks will be happening in the bathroom. Mind the toilet girls. OK that does it for me I am out like the govner of New Jersey
Song of the Day: SevenDust "Face to Face"
Thought O' Day: How much coin?
I leave you with the Lyrics of Killing Me from Drowning Pool. For some reason this song speaks to me.
Thats how long I have to wait before I will have the coin to purchase a new (to me) car. I need to pay for my plane ticket to San Dieago and I need to set aside a $200 for registration fees (I'll pay off the ticket Tuesday with my last check from PVL). Other than that the only expense is gas and thats a bitch. My car started acting up even more today and damn it needs a check up. So since I don't have class till 10:30 I am going to see if I can rent a car from some where and drive that while I leave my car at Home Town. I hope this shit don't cost much. Also I should get in contact with stephanie about that itailan place in p-ville. I need to know if I got hired and when she plans on opening the doors otherwise I need to find another cooking job that I can use as my internship. Any ideas blognetus? Also if I get that job I will be able to flip flop with the convervative RJ and take over his place maybe. Of course with my liberal ness abortions will be welcome and gay sex between two really hot chicks will be happening in the bathroom. Mind the toilet girls. OK that does it for me I am out like the govner of New Jersey
Song of the Day: SevenDust "Face to Face"
Thought O' Day: How much coin?
I leave you with the Lyrics of Killing Me from Drowning Pool. For some reason this song speaks to me.
| KILLIN' ME |
| Like cigarettes and gasoline
I light a match and watch this scene Burn away in front of me Ashes of my misery I swear sometimes I think this life is killing me I swear it's killin me All our shattered hopes And our long dead dreams The wreckage that we all try to keep From coming to life And tearing us apart at the seams Sun bleached bones and withered trees Slowly rotting just like me Empty bottles broken glass My resolve is fading fast I swear sometimes I think this life is killing me I swear it’s killin me All our shattered hopes And our long dead dreams The wreckage that we all try to keep From coming to life And tearing us apart at the seams |
Sunday, January 30, 2005
Ever Notice?
Ever Notice just how stacked and hot Blondie is in the comics page? I mean damn she has some huge breasts. I bet with two teenagers they are fake too. And Dagwood must just love those fun bags.
Yeah thats really bad thought but still its more than Bubble is doing. :)
Ever Notice just how stacked and hot Blondie is in the comics page? I mean damn she has some huge breasts. I bet with two teenagers they are fake too. And Dagwood must just love those fun bags.
Yeah thats really bad thought but still its more than Bubble is doing. :)
Saturday, January 29, 2005
So...
Right now the Iraqi's are having their election. Wanna bet the ex-pats account for 95 percent of the vote? Some how Bush would rig this to win it too. Anyway I do feel sorry for the Iraqis that want to vote but don't feel like dieing to do so. Fuck that shit there ain't many things I want to die for vote sure isn't one of them. Freedom to have votes maybe, going to vote on whether the local school should have bake sales not a frakking chance.
So I go to work tonight and as I get on 151, I was running late and needed to get there in a hurry, the service engine light comes on. Well fuck its Saturday night and no body is gonna be able to look at it til monday so damnit. Anyway it has come on before but this is the 1st time anything has happened after its come on. Mainly I can not excelerate worth a shit and if I let up on the gas it starts to act like its gonna stall and die on me. Quick excellerating is not gonna happen for a bit. So after about 2 miles and realizing that I wasn't even able to pick up speed I pulled over with my hazards on and shut it off and re started it. That worked to get me to speed but that was it. So after work I put some gas in it, it was almost empty, added some carb cleaner, and added some more anti-freeze hopefully that shit will work. On the way home it drove better until I started letting off the gas and it started to sieze a bit. In the morning at work when it gets light out I will check the air filter. It seems like the injection system is going to hell. Dern car. I like her and all but dern her.
Also tonight I had two voice mails one from RJ and one from 6086692306 no idea who thats from they kept saying Chad ... chad ... chad? It was some one that was partying with loud music in the background thats all I know and the voice a female voice did not sound familar at at all. Maybe I'll call them in the morning.
Song of the Day: Green Day "Holiday"
Thought O' Day: Who would call me at 10:11 from a party and be female?
Right now the Iraqi's are having their election. Wanna bet the ex-pats account for 95 percent of the vote? Some how Bush would rig this to win it too. Anyway I do feel sorry for the Iraqis that want to vote but don't feel like dieing to do so. Fuck that shit there ain't many things I want to die for vote sure isn't one of them. Freedom to have votes maybe, going to vote on whether the local school should have bake sales not a frakking chance.
So I go to work tonight and as I get on 151, I was running late and needed to get there in a hurry, the service engine light comes on. Well fuck its Saturday night and no body is gonna be able to look at it til monday so damnit. Anyway it has come on before but this is the 1st time anything has happened after its come on. Mainly I can not excelerate worth a shit and if I let up on the gas it starts to act like its gonna stall and die on me. Quick excellerating is not gonna happen for a bit. So after about 2 miles and realizing that I wasn't even able to pick up speed I pulled over with my hazards on and shut it off and re started it. That worked to get me to speed but that was it. So after work I put some gas in it, it was almost empty, added some carb cleaner, and added some more anti-freeze hopefully that shit will work. On the way home it drove better until I started letting off the gas and it started to sieze a bit. In the morning at work when it gets light out I will check the air filter. It seems like the injection system is going to hell. Dern car. I like her and all but dern her.
Also tonight I had two voice mails one from RJ and one from 6086692306 no idea who thats from they kept saying Chad ... chad ... chad? It was some one that was partying with loud music in the background thats all I know and the voice a female voice did not sound familar at at all. Maybe I'll call them in the morning.
Song of the Day: Green Day "Holiday"
Thought O' Day: Who would call me at 10:11 from a party and be female?
Thursday, January 27, 2005
Match.com
OK so I do have my profile back up on match.com its really just sitting there. I don't "wink" at others that belong just because I am not subscribing so why start something that will not go further. Anyway this girl "winks" at me. Read her profile.
I could not date for some reason, she is 19, I have a 21 cut off range, any one older is fine but no one younger. Two: Ultra conservative. That would not mesh with me. Three: She wants a house full of kids. 2-3 is fine by me. If it weren't for those things I might have winked back.
I had some really fucked up dream the other night. The best friend of a girl I was interested in drove up in a car and the girl I was interested was driving. Well I was in the back seat of a car leaning forward and I thought the best friend saw me and started waving back so I waved back casually but she kept waving then I realized she was waving at the person in the front seat. The GIWII either didn't see me or ignored me. Then they got out of the car they were in and walked into the Library of Sunnydale High. That by the way is the high school of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I think the dream plays on my insecurities of my so called love life or lack there of.
Song of the Day: Static-X "Loser"
Thought O' Day: What would any one see in me?
OK so I do have my profile back up on match.com its really just sitting there. I don't "wink" at others that belong just because I am not subscribing so why start something that will not go further. Anyway this girl "winks" at me. Read her profile.
I could not date for some reason, she is 19, I have a 21 cut off range, any one older is fine but no one younger. Two: Ultra conservative. That would not mesh with me. Three: She wants a house full of kids. 2-3 is fine by me. If it weren't for those things I might have winked back.
I had some really fucked up dream the other night. The best friend of a girl I was interested in drove up in a car and the girl I was interested was driving. Well I was in the back seat of a car leaning forward and I thought the best friend saw me and started waving back so I waved back casually but she kept waving then I realized she was waving at the person in the front seat. The GIWII either didn't see me or ignored me. Then they got out of the car they were in and walked into the Library of Sunnydale High. That by the way is the high school of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I think the dream plays on my insecurities of my so called love life or lack there of.
Song of the Day: Static-X "Loser"
Thought O' Day: What would any one see in me?
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Its Not All Bad Thoughts
OK so for all you guys seeing some one mostly for you guys seeing women, this is for you. I'd give you this for some hot guy on guy action but I really have no idea who is who in those relationships. :) OK so this is an idea for what to do for Valentines Day or as us single guys call it, Black Monday, or pick up a hot single depressed chick day. Anyway this is what you do to get your lady in the mood for dinner. Go here and buy three boxes of rose petals. Now what you do is from the door of your apartment to your bathtub spread a thin layer of rose petals. Just before your girlfriend/wife/ol' ball and chain comes home, draw a nice hot relaxing bath and add some bubble bath stuff. Regular dish soap is NOT a good idea. Add some rose petals to the water as the tub fills, then when full, top of the suds with some more rose petals. Tell your girl friend that you are making some kind of food for dinner and you need something to go in it. Make sure its something you usually make. No fair telling her she should pick up some frozen pizzas for dinner. Then ask her to call you when she is leaving the supermart. This should give you time to finish the bath. Meanwhile take enough small candles, same scented ones are fine, that you can space then about 2 feet apart on each side of the rose petal walk way until you get to the bath tub. Have some soft music playing through out the house, I suggest Barry White. Cause that man knows his stuff. Marvin Gay love songs also work. Now in the bathroom next to the tub leave a bucket of iced what ever she drinks if its wine or champaign leave the proper drinking glasses, if its smirnof ice or budlight well then what ever floats her boat. Now for the final touches. Write her a love note yeah yeah I know its bullshit, but try and pull some crap out of your ass. Something about how you love her smile and her eyes shimmer when she smiles ya know crap like that. Think gay. Think get in her pants BUT no vulgarity, if need be find a poem on line and copy it for her. Of course make sure no matter what that you match it to her. If she has blonde hair make sure you have changed the raven haired goddess part to blonde wonder. Also DO NOT MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT HER WEIGHT!!!! If you can write a real love letter all the better, I know I could. If you need help with it contact me. I can be vague enough even that club foot of hers could be sexy. OK now comes the final steps. After writing the note leave it by the bathtub so she can see it. Now what you do is write some bullshit note and tape it to the outside of the door something to the fact that you got called in to work or some buddies called you to go drinking. Now shut off all the lights and go and hide in the closet or some where see won't see you. When she opens the door and sees the flower petals she'll wonder, then she'll follow the petals, cause all women are curious folk. Afte she's been in the tub awhile which we all hope she does go and lay in. You sneak into the kitchen and make a home made meal. Something nice and "classy" yet easy for you. Set the table and add a few candles to the table. Serve dinner. By now she may be be getting tipsy in the tub so go and check on her. If her eyes are closed whisper in her ear "dinner's done bitch" Of course if you do if you really are a fucking tool. Instead whisper something smaltzy and sugary like "you are the most beautiful woman I have ever met, and you are even more beautiful in this candle light. I made some dinner would you like to join me?" Give her a towel. Get her a bathrobe or what ever. Take her to dinner eat and enjoy. The rest of the night depends on how well you set up the previous things.
now for whats been up with me.
Not fucking much. Sunday I went to my parents and had some deep dish pizza and watched some TV with my niece then I fell asleep. Then Jaden woke me up by yanking my chair backward which almost tipped it over, she laughed and so did every one else. I think I snored really loud. I did wake up and had a cover on me and a little game too. I think Jaden put them on me. So then she woke me up and said I had to play candy land with her. This is the 1st time I have ever played Candy Land. We had to rig it so that she won but it was fun. I then played cribbage with my mom. Thats a good game. Monday was spent doing nothing and today was class then I went and bought my mom flowers for her birthday. She is... no idea. My dad turns 50 next year. So I think my mom is something like 47 or 48 and she has a 30 year old daughter. And this is her only marriage.
I have also decided to stop talking to some women I know because I don't want them getting the impression that I am trying to get in their pants.
OK thats it for me if you can't get laid with these ideas you are me or you are chronically single, also you may have a hunchback.
Song of the Day: Slipknot "Opium of the People"
Thought O' Day: Will I have to pay or will I get a refund this year?
OK so for all you guys seeing some one mostly for you guys seeing women, this is for you. I'd give you this for some hot guy on guy action but I really have no idea who is who in those relationships. :) OK so this is an idea for what to do for Valentines Day or as us single guys call it, Black Monday, or pick up a hot single depressed chick day. Anyway this is what you do to get your lady in the mood for dinner. Go here and buy three boxes of rose petals. Now what you do is from the door of your apartment to your bathtub spread a thin layer of rose petals. Just before your girlfriend/wife/ol' ball and chain comes home, draw a nice hot relaxing bath and add some bubble bath stuff. Regular dish soap is NOT a good idea. Add some rose petals to the water as the tub fills, then when full, top of the suds with some more rose petals. Tell your girl friend that you are making some kind of food for dinner and you need something to go in it. Make sure its something you usually make. No fair telling her she should pick up some frozen pizzas for dinner. Then ask her to call you when she is leaving the supermart. This should give you time to finish the bath. Meanwhile take enough small candles, same scented ones are fine, that you can space then about 2 feet apart on each side of the rose petal walk way until you get to the bath tub. Have some soft music playing through out the house, I suggest Barry White. Cause that man knows his stuff. Marvin Gay love songs also work. Now in the bathroom next to the tub leave a bucket of iced what ever she drinks if its wine or champaign leave the proper drinking glasses, if its smirnof ice or budlight well then what ever floats her boat. Now for the final touches. Write her a love note yeah yeah I know its bullshit, but try and pull some crap out of your ass. Something about how you love her smile and her eyes shimmer when she smiles ya know crap like that. Think gay. Think get in her pants BUT no vulgarity, if need be find a poem on line and copy it for her. Of course make sure no matter what that you match it to her. If she has blonde hair make sure you have changed the raven haired goddess part to blonde wonder. Also DO NOT MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT HER WEIGHT!!!! If you can write a real love letter all the better, I know I could. If you need help with it contact me. I can be vague enough even that club foot of hers could be sexy. OK now comes the final steps. After writing the note leave it by the bathtub so she can see it. Now what you do is write some bullshit note and tape it to the outside of the door something to the fact that you got called in to work or some buddies called you to go drinking. Now shut off all the lights and go and hide in the closet or some where see won't see you. When she opens the door and sees the flower petals she'll wonder, then she'll follow the petals, cause all women are curious folk. Afte she's been in the tub awhile which we all hope she does go and lay in. You sneak into the kitchen and make a home made meal. Something nice and "classy" yet easy for you. Set the table and add a few candles to the table. Serve dinner. By now she may be be getting tipsy in the tub so go and check on her. If her eyes are closed whisper in her ear "dinner's done bitch" Of course if you do if you really are a fucking tool. Instead whisper something smaltzy and sugary like "you are the most beautiful woman I have ever met, and you are even more beautiful in this candle light. I made some dinner would you like to join me?" Give her a towel. Get her a bathrobe or what ever. Take her to dinner eat and enjoy. The rest of the night depends on how well you set up the previous things.
now for whats been up with me.
Not fucking much. Sunday I went to my parents and had some deep dish pizza and watched some TV with my niece then I fell asleep. Then Jaden woke me up by yanking my chair backward which almost tipped it over, she laughed and so did every one else. I think I snored really loud. I did wake up and had a cover on me and a little game too. I think Jaden put them on me. So then she woke me up and said I had to play candy land with her. This is the 1st time I have ever played Candy Land. We had to rig it so that she won but it was fun. I then played cribbage with my mom. Thats a good game. Monday was spent doing nothing and today was class then I went and bought my mom flowers for her birthday. She is... no idea. My dad turns 50 next year. So I think my mom is something like 47 or 48 and she has a 30 year old daughter. And this is her only marriage.
I have also decided to stop talking to some women I know because I don't want them getting the impression that I am trying to get in their pants.
OK thats it for me if you can't get laid with these ideas you are me or you are chronically single, also you may have a hunchback.
Song of the Day: Slipknot "Opium of the People"
Thought O' Day: Will I have to pay or will I get a refund this year?
Sunday, January 23, 2005
Its her birthday
Last night some girl named Melisa had her 21st birthday.She celebrated at OT's. Which has just been getting packed lately. Any way why does it matter that this girl Melisa was celebrating her birthday and why is it blog worthy? Because out of the blue she started rubbing my back and touching me. I turned to face her and she started talking to me very sweetly. She was fucking sauced. She tells me her name that its her birthday and I say well congratulations. She kept talking to and then asked who that guy was and pointed at Johnny I said thats John, "ohh well nice to meet me john and whats your name." "My name is Chad." "Well nice to meet me john." Thats what she said I quote the Raven. Then she said you stay right here I'll be back in a bit. She never did come back, not that I was expecting it, she did have nice sweater puppets though. :) Also some girls kept mouthing Hi at me. That was weird because they were twins. Some times I think OT's gives ladies something to make me look good well besides the alcohol. Well its time to get back to work and listen to the churchy stuff.
Last night some girl named Melisa had her 21st birthday.She celebrated at OT's. Which has just been getting packed lately. Any way why does it matter that this girl Melisa was celebrating her birthday and why is it blog worthy? Because out of the blue she started rubbing my back and touching me. I turned to face her and she started talking to me very sweetly. She was fucking sauced. She tells me her name that its her birthday and I say well congratulations. She kept talking to and then asked who that guy was and pointed at Johnny I said thats John, "ohh well nice to meet me john and whats your name." "My name is Chad." "Well nice to meet me john." Thats what she said I quote the Raven. Then she said you stay right here I'll be back in a bit. She never did come back, not that I was expecting it, she did have nice sweater puppets though. :) Also some girls kept mouthing Hi at me. That was weird because they were twins. Some times I think OT's gives ladies something to make me look good well besides the alcohol. Well its time to get back to work and listen to the churchy stuff.
Saturday, January 22, 2005
Could be worse
So I woke up this morning and looked outside and what would have caused great excitment 15-20 years ago now cause me to go ahh fuck. Belmont got at least 10 inches of snow. Crazy I thought I could get out of drive way I was wrong. Got stuck I did. Was late to work I was. I am thinking of buying a used Tonton. I hear the previous owner some guy named Han Solo treated it well. Fucking Hoth World. Even Chewbacca would have a problem with this shitty weather. And by it being worse it could be -2 outside with a -35 windchill.
So I woke up this morning and looked outside and what would have caused great excitment 15-20 years ago now cause me to go ahh fuck. Belmont got at least 10 inches of snow. Crazy I thought I could get out of drive way I was wrong. Got stuck I did. Was late to work I was. I am thinking of buying a used Tonton. I hear the previous owner some guy named Han Solo treated it well. Fucking Hoth World. Even Chewbacca would have a problem with this shitty weather. And by it being worse it could be -2 outside with a -35 windchill.
Friday, January 21, 2005
School
So I am back in classes at SWTC, I have no classes Monday so thats sweet. I have three regular classes by that I mean classes that you really could get at an 'acreditted' four year school. Those classes hospitality law, food services, and something else I really can't think of right now. But the other two/three are really specific. One of them is a catering class where we will be catering dinners to whom ever wants to come in. I am currently in the process of finishing my menu which includes lots of booze to be cooked with and lots of spices. Two things I think should always be included. Another class is this class called Meats ok so thats not the entire name but its close. Today we quartered and 1/8 whole chickens. Of course all the innerds were removed which is good cause that stuff sucks. My boning knife is damn sharp too it was cutting through frozen chicken like you would not believe. It should be an interesting time this semester. There are going to be no partners and you work where you want. My old station was taken by the two oldest, one of whom gets flustered really easy the other who gossips, talks behind your back, and tries to control you. I get along with almost all of my class mates but lets just say I would only drink with a few and that ladies and gentlemen is the true test to whether I can get along with you.
I just read Yahoo news and they had this. Blogger Influence Raises Ethical Questions
Which makes me wonder am I ethical? In person yes on this blog not really. I just have this feeling that this whole ethics thing is being asked off by the ultra liberal so that the conservaties are supposed to play fair. That or its from the conservatives who are trying to save face after they were butt monkeys in the election.
Song of the Day: Green Day "Longview"
Thought O' Day: Will masturbation ever lose its fun?
So I am back in classes at SWTC, I have no classes Monday so thats sweet. I have three regular classes by that I mean classes that you really could get at an 'acreditted' four year school. Those classes hospitality law, food services, and something else I really can't think of right now. But the other two/three are really specific. One of them is a catering class where we will be catering dinners to whom ever wants to come in. I am currently in the process of finishing my menu which includes lots of booze to be cooked with and lots of spices. Two things I think should always be included. Another class is this class called Meats ok so thats not the entire name but its close. Today we quartered and 1/8 whole chickens. Of course all the innerds were removed which is good cause that stuff sucks. My boning knife is damn sharp too it was cutting through frozen chicken like you would not believe. It should be an interesting time this semester. There are going to be no partners and you work where you want. My old station was taken by the two oldest, one of whom gets flustered really easy the other who gossips, talks behind your back, and tries to control you. I get along with almost all of my class mates but lets just say I would only drink with a few and that ladies and gentlemen is the true test to whether I can get along with you.
I just read Yahoo news and they had this. Blogger Influence Raises Ethical Questions
Which makes me wonder am I ethical? In person yes on this blog not really. I just have this feeling that this whole ethics thing is being asked off by the ultra liberal so that the conservaties are supposed to play fair. That or its from the conservatives who are trying to save face after they were butt monkeys in the election.
Song of the Day: Green Day "Longview"
Thought O' Day: Will masturbation ever lose its fun?
Thursday, January 20, 2005
Things that will end a conversation with a woman
So then this guy I don't even know plugs me from behind and I start gobbling this other guys dick and then one of the guys goes, "she's air tight boys!!!" Airtight is by the way an adult film industry slang for all holes filled.
So what do you do?
I go to school I'm a sophmore.
Really whats your major?
Not college silly high school sophmore.
Some times when I get sad i cut myself... wanna see?
So I'm taking zoloft but i figure that whole not drinking is really just a suggestion not a rule.
So I have our kids names picked out.
But I just met you.
What aren't I good enough for you? Our children would have been so cute.
I was bored so I started cutting up my ex's shirts he left here. Ohh and then I put some of his dvd's in the microwave that was really cool.
Well I have to go if have an early psychoanalysis appointment in the morning.
i used to be a man
So do you get as turned on as I do by having some one piss on you?
I once did this guy to buy baby formula.
I once did this guy for smack
I watch csi all the time they give you great pointers for how to get away with stuff.
My brother is so hot don't you think.
Ohh you know Mike Lyons? I fucked him back in the day.
So then this guy I don't even know plugs me from behind and I start gobbling this other guys dick and then one of the guys goes, "she's air tight boys!!!" Airtight is by the way an adult film industry slang for all holes filled.
So what do you do?
I go to school I'm a sophmore.
Really whats your major?
Not college silly high school sophmore.
Some times when I get sad i cut myself... wanna see?
So I'm taking zoloft but i figure that whole not drinking is really just a suggestion not a rule.
So I have our kids names picked out.
But I just met you.
What aren't I good enough for you? Our children would have been so cute.
I was bored so I started cutting up my ex's shirts he left here. Ohh and then I put some of his dvd's in the microwave that was really cool.
Well I have to go if have an early psychoanalysis appointment in the morning.
i used to be a man
So do you get as turned on as I do by having some one piss on you?
I once did this guy to buy baby formula.
I once did this guy for smack
I watch csi all the time they give you great pointers for how to get away with stuff.
My brother is so hot don't you think.
Ohh you know Mike Lyons? I fucked him back in the day.
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
Books I'd consider reading:
So you committed Murder: What to do with the body?
Sex with Amputies.
He's your dad and your brother: Breaking down the gene code of River Ridge.
Masturbation with Powertools: The Hidden Dangers
Who moved my cheese mutherfucker. Book on tape Voiced by Samuel L. Jackson.
sobriety: Is reality really real or is it a dream?
JerkingtheJerkin: Home pickle making.
Chicken Soup for the Dumbass (actually would buy this for a few people)
Mind control for Dummies
How to be President in 20 words or less (its has lots of piktures) by George Bush
Scoring with sluts. (ok so its a pamphlet and comes with its own "relaxers")
Lesbian, Dike, or Sorority Chick
Finding the needle in a hay stack: How to find sane women.
How to smoke smack
If you want inner peace kill yourself. Actually that's my book.
So you committed Murder: What to do with the body?
Sex with Amputies.
He's your dad and your brother: Breaking down the gene code of River Ridge.
Masturbation with Powertools: The Hidden Dangers
Who moved my cheese mutherfucker. Book on tape Voiced by Samuel L. Jackson.
sobriety: Is reality really real or is it a dream?
JerkingtheJerkin: Home pickle making.
Chicken Soup for the Dumbass (actually would buy this for a few people)
Mind control for Dummies
How to be President in 20 words or less (its has lots of piktures) by George Bush
Scoring with sluts. (ok so its a pamphlet and comes with its own "relaxers")
Lesbian, Dike, or Sorority Chick
Finding the needle in a hay stack: How to find sane women.
How to smoke smack
If you want inner peace kill yourself. Actually that's my book.
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
Ways to piss me off
Trying to get sympathy from me. When you deserve I'll give you some, when you don't fuck off. You're tired because you're taking care of some one? Good for you. Whoopie fucking do da. You constantly try and get me to feel sorry for you hey I got one finger here to respond to that shit. You think you are being upstaged? Well the line for complaints starts around here some where try and fucking find it. Life sucks get over it. You want sympathy find a dog to talk to.
Lets be dumb today. Just pretty much by constantly doing stupid shit day after day after day.
Jumping to conclusions based on a persons past. Yeah I was raised Luthern, now I don't consider myself any demon-nation. Why because it seems the whole Catholic, Jewish, Muslim world is based one well he's this so he must act like that. I am not a hair pulling knuckle dragging woman derating religious fanatic. Don't assume with out knowing. Don't lump me into a group, don't lump any one into a group. Ohh his parents are Muslim so I am betting he'll blow us up some day. He's Southern Methodist I am betting he treats all women like shit. (which to me seems to be the way they want to be treated other wise they might actually date a descent guy once and awhile)
Not giving credit. Just what it means. Own up to it asshole.
Lets laugh once and awhile. This is the 2005. I thought we'd be more enlightened then any thing else not so fucking offended by everyone and thing. That man hole its sexist and offends me. It does not, you fucking asshole shit down and shut up. You want some one to offend you I'll come over for dinner and offend you.
Not taking credit. Once again if its your fault, if you were dumb then own up to it.
You hate smokers so no one should smoke. Its their fucking body I'd care. You don't want to eat and smell smoke ok I kind of agree but the whole drinking and smoking thing. GO TO ANOTHER FUCKING BAR!!
There are more things its just this is where I would like to stop so that I don't get so pissed I have to go and shoot people so I feel better.
Song of the Night: Dennis Leary "Asshole"
Thought O' Night: Who cares about American Idol when they have good singers?
Trying to get sympathy from me. When you deserve I'll give you some, when you don't fuck off. You're tired because you're taking care of some one? Good for you. Whoopie fucking do da. You constantly try and get me to feel sorry for you hey I got one finger here to respond to that shit. You think you are being upstaged? Well the line for complaints starts around here some where try and fucking find it. Life sucks get over it. You want sympathy find a dog to talk to.
Lets be dumb today. Just pretty much by constantly doing stupid shit day after day after day.
Jumping to conclusions based on a persons past. Yeah I was raised Luthern, now I don't consider myself any demon-nation. Why because it seems the whole Catholic, Jewish, Muslim world is based one well he's this so he must act like that. I am not a hair pulling knuckle dragging woman derating religious fanatic. Don't assume with out knowing. Don't lump me into a group, don't lump any one into a group. Ohh his parents are Muslim so I am betting he'll blow us up some day. He's Southern Methodist I am betting he treats all women like shit. (which to me seems to be the way they want to be treated other wise they might actually date a descent guy once and awhile)
Not giving credit. Just what it means. Own up to it asshole.
Lets laugh once and awhile. This is the 2005. I thought we'd be more enlightened then any thing else not so fucking offended by everyone and thing. That man hole its sexist and offends me. It does not, you fucking asshole shit down and shut up. You want some one to offend you I'll come over for dinner and offend you.
Not taking credit. Once again if its your fault, if you were dumb then own up to it.
You hate smokers so no one should smoke. Its their fucking body I'd care. You don't want to eat and smell smoke ok I kind of agree but the whole drinking and smoking thing. GO TO ANOTHER FUCKING BAR!!
There are more things its just this is where I would like to stop so that I don't get so pissed I have to go and shoot people so I feel better.
Song of the Night: Dennis Leary "Asshole"
Thought O' Night: Who cares about American Idol when they have good singers?
Monday, January 17, 2005
He doesn't underfuckingstand
Yeah yeah I know you people are getting tired of me bitching about jerry. But when i put it on here I feel better because then the feelings aren't stuck in me. So... FUCK YOU JERRY!!!! Jerry has pissed me off again with his jumping off the handle stupidity. Ya know what he did tonight he told me while I was sitting in the living room to get him an apple juice right now. I said calm down I am going. He said its hard for me to stay calm when I am 45. I am getting fucking sick and fucking tired of his shit. I have a place lined up for some time after may and I plan on getting the hell out then but if his incencent shit continues I will get the hell out much quicker than that. I can't take it any fucking more. I can't even talk to him because every time I do i get pissed because he just plays dumb. This is too much shit I am fucking sick and tired of it. If he died tonight I would not fucking care.
Song of the Night: Hoobastank "Crawling in the Dark"
Thought O' Night: No jury would rightly convict me would they?
Yeah yeah I know you people are getting tired of me bitching about jerry. But when i put it on here I feel better because then the feelings aren't stuck in me. So... FUCK YOU JERRY!!!! Jerry has pissed me off again with his jumping off the handle stupidity. Ya know what he did tonight he told me while I was sitting in the living room to get him an apple juice right now. I said calm down I am going. He said its hard for me to stay calm when I am 45. I am getting fucking sick and fucking tired of his shit. I have a place lined up for some time after may and I plan on getting the hell out then but if his incencent shit continues I will get the hell out much quicker than that. I can't take it any fucking more. I can't even talk to him because every time I do i get pissed because he just plays dumb. This is too much shit I am fucking sick and tired of it. If he died tonight I would not fucking care.
Song of the Night: Hoobastank "Crawling in the Dark"
Thought O' Night: No jury would rightly convict me would they?
| C | Cute |
| H | Handsome |
| A | Accurate |
| D | Delicious |
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| H | Hairy |
| E | Eccentric |
| N | Natural |
| N | Nutty |
| E | Exquisite |
| M | Mushy |
| A | Arty |
| N | Neglected |
Strong dislike
I really don't like Jerry. As you all know he does something once every two days to piss me off or to really show how what an immature fuck he is. Last night it was saying that he can't go to sleep with my tv as loud as it was. I was watching The Rise and Fall of ECW and it might have been a bit loud but no where near as loud as his TV usually is. I couldn't hear my TV in the kitchen where as I can 95% of the time hear his in the living room. He has been even stupider with my grandmother in the hospital. She had a knee replaced. Then last night the dog pisses in the living room and what does jerry do? He covers it with a paper towel. Thats all he did. Didn't wipe it up didn't do anything just put a papertowel over it. Thats the kind of shit that pisses me off. And before bed last night he says in his typical I am most important person manner you better sleep softly tonight because I can't get my blood pressure under control. He says that it was low earlier tonight I said well then you take care of it. He said this isn't a small matter and I said yeah I know its just I don't understand why you always have to bring this shit up to me. Well then he says that if he falls tonight I better be able to take him to the hospital. Well this morning his alarm clock which I have been able to hear outside before its so fucking loud was going off. I tried covering my ears with pillows but that didn't work so I got up and as I walked out the bed room door I said he better be fucking dead. He wasn't he just left the damn thing on. He had been sitting at the table for 20 minutes while this was going off. He just pisses me off. Another thing that has been pissing me off about him is he is snooping through my things. God that pisses me off more than anything and it falls under the heading of being stupid.
In other news I saw Rob Callahan this weekend always a good thing to see those who have moved from the QueenB to better things. I now await the CD burner I bought to get here. This way I can save my shit to CD and then really wipe this computer clean. Also Saturday night at The Annex tent party as I was walking out a few ladies grabbed my shirt to read it. They had puzzled looks on their face. Ohh well. You can be hot as hell but if you don't get my sence of humor we aren't going to mix. I have been thinking about signing up for match.com and e-harmony again, but why pay for the chance of love when its most likely its just paying to get rejected. I can get rejected for free here :). Finding love is the most important thing in life, jobs can be moved and found, new friends can be made, love can only happen with the right person.
Ohh yeah and once again I bet with RJ a dinner at Red Lobster and won. I picked the Pats to beat the Colts. Thank you Tom Brady, Cory Dillion and Bill Bellichek (SP).
Song of the Day: Staind "So Far Away"
Thought O' Day: Can I make it to the end of the semester?
I really don't like Jerry. As you all know he does something once every two days to piss me off or to really show how what an immature fuck he is. Last night it was saying that he can't go to sleep with my tv as loud as it was. I was watching The Rise and Fall of ECW and it might have been a bit loud but no where near as loud as his TV usually is. I couldn't hear my TV in the kitchen where as I can 95% of the time hear his in the living room. He has been even stupider with my grandmother in the hospital. She had a knee replaced. Then last night the dog pisses in the living room and what does jerry do? He covers it with a paper towel. Thats all he did. Didn't wipe it up didn't do anything just put a papertowel over it. Thats the kind of shit that pisses me off. And before bed last night he says in his typical I am most important person manner you better sleep softly tonight because I can't get my blood pressure under control. He says that it was low earlier tonight I said well then you take care of it. He said this isn't a small matter and I said yeah I know its just I don't understand why you always have to bring this shit up to me. Well then he says that if he falls tonight I better be able to take him to the hospital. Well this morning his alarm clock which I have been able to hear outside before its so fucking loud was going off. I tried covering my ears with pillows but that didn't work so I got up and as I walked out the bed room door I said he better be fucking dead. He wasn't he just left the damn thing on. He had been sitting at the table for 20 minutes while this was going off. He just pisses me off. Another thing that has been pissing me off about him is he is snooping through my things. God that pisses me off more than anything and it falls under the heading of being stupid.
In other news I saw Rob Callahan this weekend always a good thing to see those who have moved from the QueenB to better things. I now await the CD burner I bought to get here. This way I can save my shit to CD and then really wipe this computer clean. Also Saturday night at The Annex tent party as I was walking out a few ladies grabbed my shirt to read it. They had puzzled looks on their face. Ohh well. You can be hot as hell but if you don't get my sence of humor we aren't going to mix. I have been thinking about signing up for match.com and e-harmony again, but why pay for the chance of love when its most likely its just paying to get rejected. I can get rejected for free here :). Finding love is the most important thing in life, jobs can be moved and found, new friends can be made, love can only happen with the right person.
Ohh yeah and once again I bet with RJ a dinner at Red Lobster and won. I picked the Pats to beat the Colts. Thank you Tom Brady, Cory Dillion and Bill Bellichek (SP).
Song of the Day: Staind "So Far Away"
Thought O' Day: Can I make it to the end of the semester?
Sunday, January 16, 2005
Saturday, January 15, 2005
Rabbit Hole
you got nothing
I got less
been looking for a fling
well fuck ya i guess
cause thats the thing
this is how I ride
I wanna go on a pony ride
cause thats how I hit my stride
its a sin to have pride
but i wanna go on a pony ride
and you're my fucking guide
you say you want me
but you don't know
whats this shit i gotta pay
bitch that ain't how i flow
this is how I ride
I wanna go on a pony ride
cause thats how I hit my stride
its a sin to have pride
but i wanna go on a pony ride
gonna stretch you wide
its all 'bout sex
its all 'bout the feel
says her name is lex
i really don't care to her her speil
its just how I ride
I wanna go on a pony ride
cause thats how I hit my stride
its a sin to have pride
but i wanna go on a pony ride
just like the book jekyll and hyde
I wanna go on a pony ride
cause thats how I hit my stride
its a sin to have pride
but i wanna go on a pony ride
thats what i'm tell ya i am on the far side
wow thats fucked up I just thought lets see how messed up my mind can get on rhymes. Messed up mand messed the fuck up.
Song of the Day: Pink Floyd "Time"
Thought O' Day: Can I just get out?
you got nothing
I got less
been looking for a fling
well fuck ya i guess
cause thats the thing
this is how I ride
I wanna go on a pony ride
cause thats how I hit my stride
its a sin to have pride
but i wanna go on a pony ride
and you're my fucking guide
you say you want me
but you don't know
whats this shit i gotta pay
bitch that ain't how i flow
this is how I ride
I wanna go on a pony ride
cause thats how I hit my stride
its a sin to have pride
but i wanna go on a pony ride
gonna stretch you wide
its all 'bout sex
its all 'bout the feel
says her name is lex
i really don't care to her her speil
its just how I ride
I wanna go on a pony ride
cause thats how I hit my stride
its a sin to have pride
but i wanna go on a pony ride
just like the book jekyll and hyde
I wanna go on a pony ride
cause thats how I hit my stride
its a sin to have pride
but i wanna go on a pony ride
thats what i'm tell ya i am on the far side
wow thats fucked up I just thought lets see how messed up my mind can get on rhymes. Messed up mand messed the fuck up.
Song of the Day: Pink Floyd "Time"
Thought O' Day: Can I just get out?
Cruisin'
So I am cruising blogs when I find this one today for the Lord of the Rings fans its a little to indepth its weird really. http://ourmovieboyfriends.blogspot.com/
So I am cruising blogs when I find this one today for the Lord of the Rings fans its a little to indepth its weird really. http://ourmovieboyfriends.blogspot.com/
Friday, January 14, 2005
Filmed on Location
At Jay's apartment. The TV show COPS is coming to Madison. SWEET!!!! I might have to move there grow a mullet get married to a two toothed crack whore and beat her to get myself on some tv.
Now just so you can all sing along here are the lyrics to Bad Boys preformed by Inner Circle
Bad boys bad boys Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you Bad boys, bad boys Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you When you were eight And you had bad traits You go to school and you learn the golden rule So why are you acting like a bloody fool If you get hot you must get cool Bad boys, bad boys Watcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you Bad boys, bad boys Watcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you You chuck it on this one You chuck it on this one You chuck it on mother and You chuck it on you father You chuck it on you brother and You chuck it on you sister You chuck it on that one and you chuck it on me Nobody naw give you no break Police naw give you no break Soldier naw give you no break Not even you chidren naw give you no break Why did you have to act so mean don't you know You're a human being born of a mother with The love of a father reflections come and reflections goI know sometimes you want to let go I know sometimes you want to let go
At Jay's apartment. The TV show COPS is coming to Madison. SWEET!!!! I might have to move there grow a mullet get married to a two toothed crack whore and beat her to get myself on some tv.
Now just so you can all sing along here are the lyrics to Bad Boys preformed by Inner Circle
Bad boys bad boys Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you Bad boys, bad boys Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you When you were eight And you had bad traits You go to school and you learn the golden rule So why are you acting like a bloody fool If you get hot you must get cool Bad boys, bad boys Watcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you Bad boys, bad boys Watcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you You chuck it on this one You chuck it on this one You chuck it on mother and You chuck it on you father You chuck it on you brother and You chuck it on you sister You chuck it on that one and you chuck it on me Nobody naw give you no break Police naw give you no break Soldier naw give you no break Not even you chidren naw give you no break Why did you have to act so mean don't you know You're a human being born of a mother with The love of a father reflections come and reflections goI know sometimes you want to let go I know sometimes you want to let go
Dream By Fleetwood Mac
So I had this dream last night/this morning that has left me feeling depressed. It involved me at a basketball game at what looked to be the old Belmont high school gym. Apparently some of the better players from my high school were playing, and Bob Patten. Anyway through out the game I was talking to and nuzling with this really cute brunette with long hair freckles a cute little button nose and these brown eyes that were just plain beautiful. Anyway the dream was just so nice. But it depressed me because I really don't have anyone in my life. I'd like to but since I am such a horrible judge of who may be interested in me and who isn't I have to wait for her to make the 1st move. Damn.
So I had this dream last night/this morning that has left me feeling depressed. It involved me at a basketball game at what looked to be the old Belmont high school gym. Apparently some of the better players from my high school were playing, and Bob Patten. Anyway through out the game I was talking to and nuzling with this really cute brunette with long hair freckles a cute little button nose and these brown eyes that were just plain beautiful. Anyway the dream was just so nice. But it depressed me because I really don't have anyone in my life. I'd like to but since I am such a horrible judge of who may be interested in me and who isn't I have to wait for her to make the 1st move. Damn.
Thursday, January 13, 2005
Dum Dum Dum
OK so I heard that these people who got covered in mud in Cali are asking the US government for assistance in rebuilding. The US government is saying no, they are saying they will give them money to relocate but not rebuild on at that location. Now see if I was running the US or Cali governments they wouldn't be getting a damn penny either fucking way. You know that you are building on a steap incline that is suseptable to mud slides, you know that an earthquake in Cali could trigger a mudslide yet you still build there. I say you are taking your own fucking chances and good luck with that. I give them the bird and walk out. Another thing I would do if I ran the government is run welfare like unemployment with some twists. Twist one. 6 months after the birth of a baby your checks go down. I try to help people but not by destroying the sytem. Twist two. We will pay to move you to a job but with in 6 months you better be repaying us those moving costs and you better still have that job or a better one. The government is there to help you not to fuck you in the ass and not to give handouts. Teach a man to fish.
Now for some odd lyrical things. Instead of wondering if a hot chick is straight bi or dike. The question should be: I wonder if she voted for Bush (dike), DuCOCKis (straight), or a third party (bi).
Thank you have a good night. Life isn't meant to be lived through a book its meant to be lived through your heart.
Song of the Day: Fear Factory " Linchpin"
Thought O' Day: Who was that girl and was something sticking out of my nose?
OK so I heard that these people who got covered in mud in Cali are asking the US government for assistance in rebuilding. The US government is saying no, they are saying they will give them money to relocate but not rebuild on at that location. Now see if I was running the US or Cali governments they wouldn't be getting a damn penny either fucking way. You know that you are building on a steap incline that is suseptable to mud slides, you know that an earthquake in Cali could trigger a mudslide yet you still build there. I say you are taking your own fucking chances and good luck with that. I give them the bird and walk out. Another thing I would do if I ran the government is run welfare like unemployment with some twists. Twist one. 6 months after the birth of a baby your checks go down. I try to help people but not by destroying the sytem. Twist two. We will pay to move you to a job but with in 6 months you better be repaying us those moving costs and you better still have that job or a better one. The government is there to help you not to fuck you in the ass and not to give handouts. Teach a man to fish.
Now for some odd lyrical things. Instead of wondering if a hot chick is straight bi or dike. The question should be: I wonder if she voted for Bush (dike), DuCOCKis (straight), or a third party (bi).
Thank you have a good night. Life isn't meant to be lived through a book its meant to be lived through your heart.
Song of the Day: Fear Factory " Linchpin"
Thought O' Day: Who was that girl and was something sticking out of my nose?
Ya know
You know what you never see? Roving rogue croquet players.
Its thought like that that keep me from dating.
You know what you never see? Roving rogue croquet players.
Its thought like that that keep me from dating.
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Weird Stuff Man
and its green too. Anyway I could not sleep last night so I was flipping channels and what was on VH1, but the Surreal Life. New season new people. Chyna, from the WWE, Peter Brady, Mini-Me, a hot model chick, Da Brat, the cute guitarist from the Go-Go's, and some dude who needs to have his english translated. Anyway the Go-go and the model went skinny dipping, they ate food off the models naked body and mini-me was a pure piggy. Mini-me on a scooter thats worth watching. Also Chyna snores really really loud. Mini-Me got drunk and had to be carried into the house by Peter Brady who so far seems to be well adjusted. Mini-me then got naked and after laying in his bed for a while drove his scooter around the house then just stopped in a corner and pissed. The exchange between him and Peter Brady is worth watching. I think Chyna has also gone full blown nuts. She is off the wall wierd. She braided her hair at the least she dropped a lot of muscle weight and no longer looks to be on the juice. The Model, Adrianne Curry is smoking hot. Natural body and dark hair. mmm yumm. Anyway that show is with out a doubt messed up. Well I took my car to Home Town Repair and had Tim look at the power steering leek I had and he said its fixxxed he just sliced some new stuff in to it. So thats good. I still might buy a new car this summer though. This one has lasted me 6 years and cost me only 3000 so I think we're good on that.
Song of the Morning: Why not anything by the go-go's and there well breasted guitarist.
Thought O' Morning: Damn these people can't be that messed up can they?
and its green too. Anyway I could not sleep last night so I was flipping channels and what was on VH1, but the Surreal Life. New season new people. Chyna, from the WWE, Peter Brady, Mini-Me, a hot model chick, Da Brat, the cute guitarist from the Go-Go's, and some dude who needs to have his english translated. Anyway the Go-go and the model went skinny dipping, they ate food off the models naked body and mini-me was a pure piggy. Mini-me on a scooter thats worth watching. Also Chyna snores really really loud. Mini-Me got drunk and had to be carried into the house by Peter Brady who so far seems to be well adjusted. Mini-me then got naked and after laying in his bed for a while drove his scooter around the house then just stopped in a corner and pissed. The exchange between him and Peter Brady is worth watching. I think Chyna has also gone full blown nuts. She is off the wall wierd. She braided her hair at the least she dropped a lot of muscle weight and no longer looks to be on the juice. The Model, Adrianne Curry is smoking hot. Natural body and dark hair. mmm yumm. Anyway that show is with out a doubt messed up. Well I took my car to Home Town Repair and had Tim look at the power steering leek I had and he said its fixxxed he just sliced some new stuff in to it. So thats good. I still might buy a new car this summer though. This one has lasted me 6 years and cost me only 3000 so I think we're good on that.
Song of the Morning: Why not anything by the go-go's and there well breasted guitarist.
Thought O' Morning: Damn these people can't be that messed up can they?
Sunday, January 09, 2005
Clean Up
Is this about the government? Nope. South East Asia? PUH-LEAZE. Its about the Packers. And Tino if you gloat one bit I will drive to Winona and kick your ass take you drinking then kick your ass again. OK so the Pack was at times this year so shitty a team of blind limbless necropheliacs with narcolepsy could score on them. I didn't expect to lose like this but I wasn't expecting much. Our greatest asset is also at times our greatest hindrance. Brett Favre. I am not gonna say we need to reign him in it never worked before why try now that's he is 35. OK so Mike Sherman should get me on speed dial and this is what we are doing. Move 1: Cletidus Hunt there is the fucking door get out. Take the cap hit and cut your losses. I never understood why we spent that much money on a NO trick pony. KGB at least is a one one trick pony. He speed rushes and that's it. Cletidus you owe all Packer fans an apology. Move 2 and 3: Resign both Mike Wahle and Marco Rivera. They are part of an offensive line that is really to good to break up. We do this by doing Move 4: Rescruture Favre and Sharper's contracts. Favre no problem, Sharper may continue to think he is a top safety and demand more if he does cut your losses. Move 5: Cut Michael Hawthorne. Move 6: Sign a corner back that is going to play the new way the NFL has set it up. Ahmad Carroll in three years you could be good till then you're the nickelback. Move 7: Ship Al Harris out town. Move 8: Sign a decent run stuffing middle linebacker. Nick Bennett is not bad if he played outside. If you have to move Na'il Diggs to do this, do it. Diggs is a good player but hey he wanted out not long ago lets let him out and get a middle backer in the deal. Bennett over runs plays and is typically out of position. Move 9: Re-sign Craig Nall. I thought at the start of the season that this off season we should make a run for Drew Brees but his last season priced him out of the Packers pay scale. Move 10: Re-sign JT O'Sullivan. Just because really. Move 11: Trade Ahman Green for some real quality on defense. Green is good no doubt but his fumbles and with Fisher and Davenport coming up it makes sense to get quality for quality while you can. He is gonna be 28, has started breaking down and its time to get out. I like Green and this would be a trade a lot of people disliked unless you get someone like Ed Reed in return. Of course Baltimore would never trade Ed Reed so aim for another playmaker/difference maker on defense. The last few years Ahman has also been used a lot and the odometer is starting to run. Move 12: Allow Bubba to leave. Move 13: Sign 2 experienced tightends that can get the job done. That being find the seems and get open in the end zone. Bubba is good at the endzone thing, but we never looked for him otherwise, and for what he will want he won't be worth it. Get some one like Dallas Clark some one who would fill the role. League minimum works for both. Move 14: If BlowJob Sander can't cut it get some one who can. Move 15: Mike Sherman has won but his teams have also be inconsistent. If the coach can't get us to the NFC Conference Championship in two years and have his teams play at a more constant level strip him of one of his titles. Move 16: Get a damn good ex-GM who can assist Sherman, get a really good scouting director while your at it because the last few drafts have screwed the pooch. Move 17: Draft players who can play now not ones who will be good.
FINALLY: Packer fans like hustle and guys that always play hard. Players like Aaron Kampman. Nothing pisses a Packer Fan off more than some douche bag who takes the money and does nothing. See Joe Johnson, Jamal Reynolds, and John Stevens.
Song of the Day: Adema "Blown Away"
Thought O' Day: Will Brett go one last year to try and redeem himself? (shit been saying that for a few years now haven't we)
Is this about the government? Nope. South East Asia? PUH-LEAZE. Its about the Packers. And Tino if you gloat one bit I will drive to Winona and kick your ass take you drinking then kick your ass again. OK so the Pack was at times this year so shitty a team of blind limbless necropheliacs with narcolepsy could score on them. I didn't expect to lose like this but I wasn't expecting much. Our greatest asset is also at times our greatest hindrance. Brett Favre. I am not gonna say we need to reign him in it never worked before why try now that's he is 35. OK so Mike Sherman should get me on speed dial and this is what we are doing. Move 1: Cletidus Hunt there is the fucking door get out. Take the cap hit and cut your losses. I never understood why we spent that much money on a NO trick pony. KGB at least is a one one trick pony. He speed rushes and that's it. Cletidus you owe all Packer fans an apology. Move 2 and 3: Resign both Mike Wahle and Marco Rivera. They are part of an offensive line that is really to good to break up. We do this by doing Move 4: Rescruture Favre and Sharper's contracts. Favre no problem, Sharper may continue to think he is a top safety and demand more if he does cut your losses. Move 5: Cut Michael Hawthorne. Move 6: Sign a corner back that is going to play the new way the NFL has set it up. Ahmad Carroll in three years you could be good till then you're the nickelback. Move 7: Ship Al Harris out town. Move 8: Sign a decent run stuffing middle linebacker. Nick Bennett is not bad if he played outside. If you have to move Na'il Diggs to do this, do it. Diggs is a good player but hey he wanted out not long ago lets let him out and get a middle backer in the deal. Bennett over runs plays and is typically out of position. Move 9: Re-sign Craig Nall. I thought at the start of the season that this off season we should make a run for Drew Brees but his last season priced him out of the Packers pay scale. Move 10: Re-sign JT O'Sullivan. Just because really. Move 11: Trade Ahman Green for some real quality on defense. Green is good no doubt but his fumbles and with Fisher and Davenport coming up it makes sense to get quality for quality while you can. He is gonna be 28, has started breaking down and its time to get out. I like Green and this would be a trade a lot of people disliked unless you get someone like Ed Reed in return. Of course Baltimore would never trade Ed Reed so aim for another playmaker/difference maker on defense. The last few years Ahman has also been used a lot and the odometer is starting to run. Move 12: Allow Bubba to leave. Move 13: Sign 2 experienced tightends that can get the job done. That being find the seems and get open in the end zone. Bubba is good at the endzone thing, but we never looked for him otherwise, and for what he will want he won't be worth it. Get some one like Dallas Clark some one who would fill the role. League minimum works for both. Move 14: If BlowJob Sander can't cut it get some one who can. Move 15: Mike Sherman has won but his teams have also be inconsistent. If the coach can't get us to the NFC Conference Championship in two years and have his teams play at a more constant level strip him of one of his titles. Move 16: Get a damn good ex-GM who can assist Sherman, get a really good scouting director while your at it because the last few drafts have screwed the pooch. Move 17: Draft players who can play now not ones who will be good.
FINALLY: Packer fans like hustle and guys that always play hard. Players like Aaron Kampman. Nothing pisses a Packer Fan off more than some douche bag who takes the money and does nothing. See Joe Johnson, Jamal Reynolds, and John Stevens.
Song of the Day: Adema "Blown Away"
Thought O' Day: Will Brett go one last year to try and redeem himself? (shit been saying that for a few years now haven't we)
TJ RUBLEY CAN BURN IN HELL!!!! DIE TJ DIE!!!!
Saturday, January 08, 2005
Ham and Cheese DE-LISH-US
Who came up with the idea to team up ham and cheese? It great heat up the ham and then add the cheese. Great. Its like peanut butter and jelly. Who decided one day to combine these two? MMM Smells just like it tastes DE-LISH-US!!! What other great combos does the world offer? Bacon Cheeseburger. Tuna melt. bagel and cream cheese. hamms and a non insane woman. boobs and anything!!!!. Ranch dressing and chicken. beef and au jus. tino and porn. bubble and ky jelly. pepperoni and pizza. blowjobs and swallowing. jack and coke. cold glasses and beer. boobs.
Song of the Night: Gravity Kills 'Guilty'
Thought O' Night: Who was that chick?
Who came up with the idea to team up ham and cheese? It great heat up the ham and then add the cheese. Great. Its like peanut butter and jelly. Who decided one day to combine these two? MMM Smells just like it tastes DE-LISH-US!!! What other great combos does the world offer? Bacon Cheeseburger. Tuna melt. bagel and cream cheese. hamms and a non insane woman. boobs and anything!!!!. Ranch dressing and chicken. beef and au jus. tino and porn. bubble and ky jelly. pepperoni and pizza. blowjobs and swallowing. jack and coke. cold glasses and beer. boobs.
Song of the Night: Gravity Kills 'Guilty'
Thought O' Night: Who was that chick?
Friday, January 07, 2005
Court TV is kind of boring
So I have Court TV, and today while watching the Food Channel (i have a good cable system) I was flipping during commercials. Let me 1st say that the lady who does all the Italian cooking on the Food Channel is hot. Her name is Giada De Laurentiis (I had to search The Food Network foodnetwork.com to find that.). I just don't care for her pronouncations. Anyway about Court TV, somebody is sueing Candid Camera. Yeah this person is sueing Candid Camera because they should, much like Survivor and Fear Factor inform the people they are on TV. Well ya know all you have to do is not sign the release form. The judge should have just thrown it out because my god what has happened to common sence. This nation is way to sue happy. We need more judges who will say hey listen your stupid suit dismissed. Spilling coffee on yourself and trying to sure? Thrown out. Sueing a major corporation because they knowing are polluting the water. That can be listened to. Sueing GM, Ford, or Dodge because you got drunk and wrapped your car around a tree? Throw it out. Common sense people common sense. I also saw that Fear Factory is going to court because some VIEWER was offended. Ya know instead of sueing here is a great idea turn the fucking channel. Don't frequent the advertiser that are on that show. Don't watch. FOR GOD SAKES PEOPLE STOP BEING STUPID!!!!! By the way Alan Funt and Candid Camera lost and will have to pay. Shit people lets start taking some responsabilty and while we're at that lets have a sense of humor about life too. Some people are way to serious until it comes down to it being "some one elses fault."
Thats NOT my Peace with that piece cause I am still amazed at the stupidity capable of humans.
Also you ever notice that when someone wanst to seem sincere in a pic they lean their head and smile. I CALL BULLSHIT!!!!!!
Song of the Day: MegaDeth "Die Dead Enough"
Thought of the Night: Does he listen to himself?
So I have Court TV, and today while watching the Food Channel (i have a good cable system) I was flipping during commercials. Let me 1st say that the lady who does all the Italian cooking on the Food Channel is hot. Her name is Giada De Laurentiis (I had to search The Food Network foodnetwork.com to find that.). I just don't care for her pronouncations. Anyway about Court TV, somebody is sueing Candid Camera. Yeah this person is sueing Candid Camera because they should, much like Survivor and Fear Factor inform the people they are on TV. Well ya know all you have to do is not sign the release form. The judge should have just thrown it out because my god what has happened to common sence. This nation is way to sue happy. We need more judges who will say hey listen your stupid suit dismissed. Spilling coffee on yourself and trying to sure? Thrown out. Sueing a major corporation because they knowing are polluting the water. That can be listened to. Sueing GM, Ford, or Dodge because you got drunk and wrapped your car around a tree? Throw it out. Common sense people common sense. I also saw that Fear Factory is going to court because some VIEWER was offended. Ya know instead of sueing here is a great idea turn the fucking channel. Don't frequent the advertiser that are on that show. Don't watch. FOR GOD SAKES PEOPLE STOP BEING STUPID!!!!! By the way Alan Funt and Candid Camera lost and will have to pay. Shit people lets start taking some responsabilty and while we're at that lets have a sense of humor about life too. Some people are way to serious until it comes down to it being "some one elses fault."
Thats NOT my Peace with that piece cause I am still amazed at the stupidity capable of humans.
Also you ever notice that when someone wanst to seem sincere in a pic they lean their head and smile. I CALL BULLSHIT!!!!!!
Song of the Day: MegaDeth "Die Dead Enough"
Thought of the Night: Does he listen to himself?
Thursday, January 06, 2005
I just want to shoot the dumb ones
OK so if you read my blog you know that I don't suffer stupid people or my grandfather. Well today he crossed the line in stupidity. He accused me of lying to him. He said that I wouldn't answer him when he tried to talk to him. He was pissed off because he couldn't remember his password for some AAA online thing. When I heard him say that he asked me and I didn't talk to him it pissed me off. I told him "you never asked me." He just walked away in a huff. Its like a 3 year old. Well then later I got dressed to go and use the snow blower on the driveway and as I am going to the celler he is in the stairwell. I asked if he was coming up or going down. He said staying down. OK then I am coming down to use the snow blower. Where is it. I ain't gonna help you if don't help me don't bother. What the hell are you talking about this is the 1st time I heard of this AAA thing. He just kept walking away in a pissy huff. So I go upstairs and look at his account, and get him a new password. I then write it down and even type it and save it. I tell him don't fucking lose it this time. Now I am gonna go clear the drive way. Then later the dumb sumbitch says you have to understand I am old and I don't remember as well as I used to so don't be mad at me. I responded by saying, "you should be mad at yourself, you pissed me off by accusing me of something. Why not slow down and second guess yourself once and awhile instead of saying ohh I did that. Ask me. Thats all you have to do is ask. I am not going to do something for you if you never ask. Thats all I ask is that you ask and not get all pissy and stupid just ask."
Sometimes I think a bullet would cure his ills.
I am currently reading When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops and George Carlin makes a good point or two. One of them is the dumbing down of the language done by marketers, PC people, and overt liberals. The other is what is a sore loser? Its a loser that cared enough to keep fighting. I don't think you should be ok with losing but you should know when to pick your fights and when not too. When its been knowingly crooked fight, if it was fair give it up. George is a smart man. Not Dr. Boobs but Mr. Carlin.
Song of the Night: Slipknot "opium of the poeple"
Thought O' Night: God damn it why can't I just move now.
OK so if you read my blog you know that I don't suffer stupid people or my grandfather. Well today he crossed the line in stupidity. He accused me of lying to him. He said that I wouldn't answer him when he tried to talk to him. He was pissed off because he couldn't remember his password for some AAA online thing. When I heard him say that he asked me and I didn't talk to him it pissed me off. I told him "you never asked me." He just walked away in a huff. Its like a 3 year old. Well then later I got dressed to go and use the snow blower on the driveway and as I am going to the celler he is in the stairwell. I asked if he was coming up or going down. He said staying down. OK then I am coming down to use the snow blower. Where is it. I ain't gonna help you if don't help me don't bother. What the hell are you talking about this is the 1st time I heard of this AAA thing. He just kept walking away in a pissy huff. So I go upstairs and look at his account, and get him a new password. I then write it down and even type it and save it. I tell him don't fucking lose it this time. Now I am gonna go clear the drive way. Then later the dumb sumbitch says you have to understand I am old and I don't remember as well as I used to so don't be mad at me. I responded by saying, "you should be mad at yourself, you pissed me off by accusing me of something. Why not slow down and second guess yourself once and awhile instead of saying ohh I did that. Ask me. Thats all you have to do is ask. I am not going to do something for you if you never ask. Thats all I ask is that you ask and not get all pissy and stupid just ask."
Sometimes I think a bullet would cure his ills.
I am currently reading When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops and George Carlin makes a good point or two. One of them is the dumbing down of the language done by marketers, PC people, and overt liberals. The other is what is a sore loser? Its a loser that cared enough to keep fighting. I don't think you should be ok with losing but you should know when to pick your fights and when not too. When its been knowingly crooked fight, if it was fair give it up. George is a smart man. Not Dr. Boobs but Mr. Carlin.
Song of the Night: Slipknot "opium of the poeple"
Thought O' Night: God damn it why can't I just move now.
Seemingly a good start
So the house smells like cookies, but no cookies are being made, instead its from the candle I burned for 6 hours yesterday. Banana Nut Crunch. Thats a damn good candle. I am planning on putting a second candle Fruit Punch some where in the house later today as well.
I had a really weird dream last night too. It involves all (or almost all) the women I have ever been interested in telling me I think of you only as a friend. Thats something that I have kinda of resolved is that I will always be 'just a friend' and never anything more. I am actually kind of cool with that as long as I can keep them in some kind of circle of my life. I like people I really do. But hey if I never find the right one I never do. I can handle my own neurosis fine, handling others is difficult.
Now in better news that Kangaroo in Dodgeville has been caught. Here is the story. Just a few quotes from the story. The kangaroo is valued at $5,000. So far, no one has reported her missing. Ohh sure like any one is really gonna come forward and say its my thats my kangaroo. Think about that one. On Tuesday, News 3's Joel DeSpain spent the day in Iowa County trying to help find the kangaroo. At one point, he thought he spotted it. But it turned out to be a cat. A cat? A fucking cat? Joel you stupid slut, a cat is NO where near the size of a Kangaroo. Also there is a video to watch on the link I gave you. Watch it its frakking laugh out loud funny. Its like Steve Irwin just even more retarded. Officials warn if you see a kangaroo in the wild, do not pet it, police said. They can be dangerous. Kangaroos generally try to avoid people, but could become aggressive if cornered. Well duh I watched those old Slyvester and Tweetie Cartoons also and I bet no one knew this but kangaroos carry switch blades in their pouches. The really bad ass ones carry lead pipes. Yeah be careful.
Song of the Morning: Chevelle "Send the Pain Below"
Thought O' Morning: Does he have no patience whats so ever?
So the house smells like cookies, but no cookies are being made, instead its from the candle I burned for 6 hours yesterday. Banana Nut Crunch. Thats a damn good candle. I am planning on putting a second candle Fruit Punch some where in the house later today as well.
I had a really weird dream last night too. It involves all (or almost all) the women I have ever been interested in telling me I think of you only as a friend. Thats something that I have kinda of resolved is that I will always be 'just a friend' and never anything more. I am actually kind of cool with that as long as I can keep them in some kind of circle of my life. I like people I really do. But hey if I never find the right one I never do. I can handle my own neurosis fine, handling others is difficult.
Now in better news that Kangaroo in Dodgeville has been caught. Here is the story. Just a few quotes from the story. The kangaroo is valued at $5,000. So far, no one has reported her missing. Ohh sure like any one is really gonna come forward and say its my thats my kangaroo. Think about that one. On Tuesday, News 3's Joel DeSpain spent the day in Iowa County trying to help find the kangaroo. At one point, he thought he spotted it. But it turned out to be a cat. A cat? A fucking cat? Joel you stupid slut, a cat is NO where near the size of a Kangaroo. Also there is a video to watch on the link I gave you. Watch it its frakking laugh out loud funny. Its like Steve Irwin just even more retarded. Officials warn if you see a kangaroo in the wild, do not pet it, police said. They can be dangerous. Kangaroos generally try to avoid people, but could become aggressive if cornered. Well duh I watched those old Slyvester and Tweetie Cartoons also and I bet no one knew this but kangaroos carry switch blades in their pouches. The really bad ass ones carry lead pipes. Yeah be careful.
Song of the Morning: Chevelle "Send the Pain Below"
Thought O' Morning: Does he have no patience whats so ever?
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Use the right one dumbass
So my grandfather can't find his bookmarks while on-line. I kept telling him they are there they are on the very top of the screen. Well he can't find them, he keeps telling me he can't find them. Then my grandmother says he can't find them. I always hate it when he involves her in his stupidity. So I walk in and he is using IE, he never fucking uses IE, he always uses Netscape. And as we all know IE has Favorites not Bookmarks. I close the browser and open Netscape, and tell him you have to use the right one before you start complaining. Well I thought I was. Would you walk into your room and complain thats there is no toilet? No because you should know better than to think that after all this time there is a toilet in your room. No use the right one and don't be dumb. UHG.
Also I just find this funny. North Korea Issues Wartime Guidelines The best line of the story. "issuing guidelines on evacuating to underground bunkers with weapons, food and portraits of leader Kim Jong Il. " Is this guy the Asian Jesus Christ? I think he is nuttier than Bush.
Song of the Night: Soil 'Halo'
Thought O' Night: Is it bad on the roads?
So my grandfather can't find his bookmarks while on-line. I kept telling him they are there they are on the very top of the screen. Well he can't find them, he keeps telling me he can't find them. Then my grandmother says he can't find them. I always hate it when he involves her in his stupidity. So I walk in and he is using IE, he never fucking uses IE, he always uses Netscape. And as we all know IE has Favorites not Bookmarks. I close the browser and open Netscape, and tell him you have to use the right one before you start complaining. Well I thought I was. Would you walk into your room and complain thats there is no toilet? No because you should know better than to think that after all this time there is a toilet in your room. No use the right one and don't be dumb. UHG.
Also I just find this funny. North Korea Issues Wartime Guidelines The best line of the story. "issuing guidelines on evacuating to underground bunkers with weapons, food and portraits of leader Kim Jong Il. " Is this guy the Asian Jesus Christ? I think he is nuttier than Bush.
Song of the Night: Soil 'Halo'
Thought O' Night: Is it bad on the roads?
Sorry State of Affairs.
I went to Boscobel Area High School. I can remember having a good basketball team, I can remember having a great baseball team, and of course our football team always sucked when I was there. Sure we just missed the playoffs my sophmore year but otherwise we weren't taught football worth a shit. Its horrible that every time I open the WSJ or Boscobel Dial that I see how badly our sports teams are getting hammered. It was around Christmas that I opened the Dial and read an article by Rob Callahan about the boys basketball team. Their coach, who is a douche, said we were right there with them. They got beat by 32 points. You aren't right there with them when you get beat by 32 points you fucking moron. I have heard that last year he was told to lose so that Boscobel would be dropped back into SWAL 2. Bill Bare whom I detest with every bit of my being was the SD and told the coach to do this. This was a team that had 3 kids 6'9" or taller. Ya know what I play then it would be similar to what hockey does its called dump and chase. I drop the ball to those kids and they drop step and lay it in or they hook it or the square up and bank it. What did numb nuts Jason Hill do? He ran a fucking swing offence. Its what the Wisconsin Badgers run. That offense is predicated on good outside shooting, and guards that can post up. Boscobel had neither. I saw in the WSJ today that Boscobel got beat by River Valley. At the end of a quarter it was 17-2, at the half it was 34-9. Some bitch not even Bo Ryan's hill is that steep to climb up. Actually thats not even a hill its a freaking grave. But they stayed with them the 2nd half. Yeah thats cause they didn't play any starters. I remember when I was a senior and decided how much I disliked the then coach Todd something or other, that I wasn't going to go out again. The guy had a chance to have a really fun game against a very overmatched Riverdale team instead if you had a fast break point you got benched. He used it as a practice, run the offense every time, no running, no having fun. Also Todd had horrible personal skills, also he was bald. One more thing about the current Boscobel head coach when he was playing basketball at Boscobel, he never once went inside. He always shot threes and that was it. He was 6'6" which at the time was a god damn giant. He dunked but only if he had a break away. He would have like 4 rebounds a game and never went inside, pissed me off.
When it comes to football the head coach I had Dave Floyd seemed to be a decent guy but he was way overmatched as a coach. My senior year our line was 6'1" 280, 6'3" 270, 5'10" 175, 6'0" 260, and 5'11" 230 and what did we do we passed the fucking ball every god damn down. I never understood that we were pavers not sports cars. And all the passing routes ran to the same place the middle of the field there were no button hooks, no outs, no flags, nope every one ran the same damn thing middle post. I always thought it to be really fucking dumb. The football team needs somebody who will teach and coach not just put stuff out there. If I were the head coach there would be no conditioning, not right away. Practices would be used to teach and to learn not to get in shape.
Baseball has just one way to get better. Restart the summer rec league. It died off years ago when at 1st a child molester taught us how to play the game. He was a great teacher and we all learned how to play baseball, but he was a child molester. Then the coach became Justin Freter who for all intents and purposes was a fucking idiot. Now under the leadership of Jason Hill the basketball coach there is no more baseball. All you need is a summer baseball program to get kids out and to teach them the game.
Boscobel sucks and until the school board, parents, and kids realize that need a complete overhaul its not going to change.
Thats my Peace with that piece.
Song of the Day: Crossfade "So far away"
Thought O' Day: how much snow was it?
I went to Boscobel Area High School. I can remember having a good basketball team, I can remember having a great baseball team, and of course our football team always sucked when I was there. Sure we just missed the playoffs my sophmore year but otherwise we weren't taught football worth a shit. Its horrible that every time I open the WSJ or Boscobel Dial that I see how badly our sports teams are getting hammered. It was around Christmas that I opened the Dial and read an article by Rob Callahan about the boys basketball team. Their coach, who is a douche, said we were right there with them. They got beat by 32 points. You aren't right there with them when you get beat by 32 points you fucking moron. I have heard that last year he was told to lose so that Boscobel would be dropped back into SWAL 2. Bill Bare whom I detest with every bit of my being was the SD and told the coach to do this. This was a team that had 3 kids 6'9" or taller. Ya know what I play then it would be similar to what hockey does its called dump and chase. I drop the ball to those kids and they drop step and lay it in or they hook it or the square up and bank it. What did numb nuts Jason Hill do? He ran a fucking swing offence. Its what the Wisconsin Badgers run. That offense is predicated on good outside shooting, and guards that can post up. Boscobel had neither. I saw in the WSJ today that Boscobel got beat by River Valley. At the end of a quarter it was 17-2, at the half it was 34-9. Some bitch not even Bo Ryan's hill is that steep to climb up. Actually thats not even a hill its a freaking grave. But they stayed with them the 2nd half. Yeah thats cause they didn't play any starters. I remember when I was a senior and decided how much I disliked the then coach Todd something or other, that I wasn't going to go out again. The guy had a chance to have a really fun game against a very overmatched Riverdale team instead if you had a fast break point you got benched. He used it as a practice, run the offense every time, no running, no having fun. Also Todd had horrible personal skills, also he was bald. One more thing about the current Boscobel head coach when he was playing basketball at Boscobel, he never once went inside. He always shot threes and that was it. He was 6'6" which at the time was a god damn giant. He dunked but only if he had a break away. He would have like 4 rebounds a game and never went inside, pissed me off.
When it comes to football the head coach I had Dave Floyd seemed to be a decent guy but he was way overmatched as a coach. My senior year our line was 6'1" 280, 6'3" 270, 5'10" 175, 6'0" 260, and 5'11" 230 and what did we do we passed the fucking ball every god damn down. I never understood that we were pavers not sports cars. And all the passing routes ran to the same place the middle of the field there were no button hooks, no outs, no flags, nope every one ran the same damn thing middle post. I always thought it to be really fucking dumb. The football team needs somebody who will teach and coach not just put stuff out there. If I were the head coach there would be no conditioning, not right away. Practices would be used to teach and to learn not to get in shape.
Baseball has just one way to get better. Restart the summer rec league. It died off years ago when at 1st a child molester taught us how to play the game. He was a great teacher and we all learned how to play baseball, but he was a child molester. Then the coach became Justin Freter who for all intents and purposes was a fucking idiot. Now under the leadership of Jason Hill the basketball coach there is no more baseball. All you need is a summer baseball program to get kids out and to teach them the game.
Boscobel sucks and until the school board, parents, and kids realize that need a complete overhaul its not going to change.
Thats my Peace with that piece.
Song of the Day: Crossfade "So far away"
Thought O' Day: how much snow was it?
Monday, January 03, 2005
2005 looking back. (just trust me people)
Looking back at the year 2005 it has been a huge clusterfuck. In May I lost my virginity... to a household appliance, who know that blenders could be so sexy. Also in May I got a new job and dropped out of college, yep I moved to Porn Valley and I am now doing a lot of voice over work. Who knew that 89 percent of male porn actors were literate and couldn't even remember their lines. Yeah me neither. In June I contracted herpes from the microphone I used, I never touched it except to push it away. In July I moved in with Mike Lyons, that lasted two weeks. I just wasn't ready for people coming and going all night for the gangbangs. I then found work in the lucrative Phoenix porn scene as again a voice over guy. I then found out that they could send me scripts via e-mail and I could send them back the wave files, well I did that and moved back to Wisconsin. Why because I am a sadist and love the cold. In October they moved QueenB Radio into a new building with in 6 hours there were four deaths and one fire. All were blamed on RJ and he was then promoted to GM and arrested. In late October he was released. Ohh and who could forget mine and Jay's birthday party. Firetrucks, hookers, party hats, that shaved cat who could limbo, the 6 midgets dressed like KISS, the tranny, and Tino getting his entire body waxed on a bet great times. Also Kathleen I am sorry for throwing that chair, in time the scar will fade. In November I finally met Wes Wamsley, I called him Adam for 6 hours. I am sorry I was drinking. In December I fulfilled a life long dream and swam with the ferrets great days.
Also I can't forget the rest of what happened to the other bloggers in 2005. Scotty resurfaced and had three blogs. Kevin Garthwaite got tired of his job and moved in with Tino full time, but Kevin now rents out his time man whorin', Jay had 3 stalkers and started dating the prom queen, why to go Jay, Rob Callahan was offered a job at Billionaires Leisure magazine and now spends his time writing reviews of yachts and high priced cars. Mike stopped being so boring and moved to Las Vegas were same sex marriages are legal. I hear he is the only person in Vegas who does an Elvis impersonation while nailing some other guy doing a Wayne Newton impersonation. Once again Scott resurfaced and blogged wow that was incredible. Tino cured cancer with a drink he concocted one drunken night. Walmart how ever found out that the ingredients were all stolen and claimed the cure as their own. Alex had plastic surgery to look like Spongebob. Kathleen didn't become a lawyer but she did start playing young but tough and law smart DA Maggie Sindicks on the new show Law and Order Criminal Takeout. Brandon became fully Goth and was laughed at by all the cool blognetus. Dan Moris found happiness in marriage and moved to a remote South American fishing town so that he could be alone with his music. Incidentaly the biggest song of the year, "Lost my Marbles" was written by him. And last but not least Scotty blogged.
In national news, the highest rated new reality show was "American Deathrow." It was a simple premise were people auditioned to be killed off. George Bush served as an exectutive producer. Also George mispronounced Canada three times then tried to invaded Michigan. The big craze that swept the nation but thankfully I never got into was riding bikes with one really big wheel in front and two tiny ones in back. Ashton Kutcher started the crazy. Some crazy chick in Nebraska bought a hair salon that was on e-bay for $2.4 million honestly who thought that hair falling on the floor to look like Sam Kinison would sell for that much. Bush tried invading Alaska. The US postal service up stamps to $10 or you go down on the postal worker who is selling the stamps, incidently 22 year old D&D nerds start applying for post office workers. Bush tried to invade Puerto Rico. An old woman in Iowa was arrested for having false teeth on an airplane, the airmarshal said it was justified because when she fell asleep her teeth fell out and people thought they were box cutters. The Bush twins got piss drunk in Wisconsin and let the secret slip that Dick Cheney is really a cyborg. And finally Bush tried invading the White House.
Song of the Day: Seether "Broken"
Thought O' Day: Sorry gotta drive.
Looking back at the year 2005 it has been a huge clusterfuck. In May I lost my virginity... to a household appliance, who know that blenders could be so sexy. Also in May I got a new job and dropped out of college, yep I moved to Porn Valley and I am now doing a lot of voice over work. Who knew that 89 percent of male porn actors were literate and couldn't even remember their lines. Yeah me neither. In June I contracted herpes from the microphone I used, I never touched it except to push it away. In July I moved in with Mike Lyons, that lasted two weeks. I just wasn't ready for people coming and going all night for the gangbangs. I then found work in the lucrative Phoenix porn scene as again a voice over guy. I then found out that they could send me scripts via e-mail and I could send them back the wave files, well I did that and moved back to Wisconsin. Why because I am a sadist and love the cold. In October they moved QueenB Radio into a new building with in 6 hours there were four deaths and one fire. All were blamed on RJ and he was then promoted to GM and arrested. In late October he was released. Ohh and who could forget mine and Jay's birthday party. Firetrucks, hookers, party hats, that shaved cat who could limbo, the 6 midgets dressed like KISS, the tranny, and Tino getting his entire body waxed on a bet great times. Also Kathleen I am sorry for throwing that chair, in time the scar will fade. In November I finally met Wes Wamsley, I called him Adam for 6 hours. I am sorry I was drinking. In December I fulfilled a life long dream and swam with the ferrets great days.
Also I can't forget the rest of what happened to the other bloggers in 2005. Scotty resurfaced and had three blogs. Kevin Garthwaite got tired of his job and moved in with Tino full time, but Kevin now rents out his time man whorin', Jay had 3 stalkers and started dating the prom queen, why to go Jay, Rob Callahan was offered a job at Billionaires Leisure magazine and now spends his time writing reviews of yachts and high priced cars. Mike stopped being so boring and moved to Las Vegas were same sex marriages are legal. I hear he is the only person in Vegas who does an Elvis impersonation while nailing some other guy doing a Wayne Newton impersonation. Once again Scott resurfaced and blogged wow that was incredible. Tino cured cancer with a drink he concocted one drunken night. Walmart how ever found out that the ingredients were all stolen and claimed the cure as their own. Alex had plastic surgery to look like Spongebob. Kathleen didn't become a lawyer but she did start playing young but tough and law smart DA Maggie Sindicks on the new show Law and Order Criminal Takeout. Brandon became fully Goth and was laughed at by all the cool blognetus. Dan Moris found happiness in marriage and moved to a remote South American fishing town so that he could be alone with his music. Incidentaly the biggest song of the year, "Lost my Marbles" was written by him. And last but not least Scotty blogged.
In national news, the highest rated new reality show was "American Deathrow." It was a simple premise were people auditioned to be killed off. George Bush served as an exectutive producer. Also George mispronounced Canada three times then tried to invaded Michigan. The big craze that swept the nation but thankfully I never got into was riding bikes with one really big wheel in front and two tiny ones in back. Ashton Kutcher started the crazy. Some crazy chick in Nebraska bought a hair salon that was on e-bay for $2.4 million honestly who thought that hair falling on the floor to look like Sam Kinison would sell for that much. Bush tried invading Alaska. The US postal service up stamps to $10 or you go down on the postal worker who is selling the stamps, incidently 22 year old D&D nerds start applying for post office workers. Bush tried to invade Puerto Rico. An old woman in Iowa was arrested for having false teeth on an airplane, the airmarshal said it was justified because when she fell asleep her teeth fell out and people thought they were box cutters. The Bush twins got piss drunk in Wisconsin and let the secret slip that Dick Cheney is really a cyborg. And finally Bush tried invading the White House.
Song of the Day: Seether "Broken"
Thought O' Day: Sorry gotta drive.
Stolen From Mike (wow thats a 1st he ain't stealing from one of us)
In the year 2005 I resolve to: |
House GOP to Discuss Ethics Rule Changes
Wait aren't these the guys who say that THEY are the ethical leaders? Hypocritical bastards. How about if we restart the how government thing, no two party system as many parties as you want, no outside money (you are given 2 mill to advertise and no more), best ideas win, no donations from businesses, no donations of more than $1000, every penny is checked and triple checked, God doesn't run for President, Jesus isn't holding a Senate seat, The Holy Ghost isn't a Supreme Court Judge. The media does it job and actually gathers news not just reading press releases, businesses can't own media outlets, the media no longer is a conglomerate business used to make money instead its used to teach and entertain and if it makes money all the better. Yes I am a liberal and think that things can be a utopian society but only if we back up our words with our actions and our actions with our words.
Wait aren't these the guys who say that THEY are the ethical leaders? Hypocritical bastards. How about if we restart the how government thing, no two party system as many parties as you want, no outside money (you are given 2 mill to advertise and no more), best ideas win, no donations from businesses, no donations of more than $1000, every penny is checked and triple checked, God doesn't run for President, Jesus isn't holding a Senate seat, The Holy Ghost isn't a Supreme Court Judge. The media does it job and actually gathers news not just reading press releases, businesses can't own media outlets, the media no longer is a conglomerate business used to make money instead its used to teach and entertain and if it makes money all the better. Yes I am a liberal and think that things can be a utopian society but only if we back up our words with our actions and our actions with our words.
Sunday, January 02, 2005
My Top Stories of 2004
NippleGate: Apparently a black woman's nipple can cause the world to melt down and spin out of its moral balance.
When I think about you I kidnap myself: Audrey, Audrey, Audrey... if you want attention from your boyfriend try getting drunk and sleeping with a frat boy. Its Madison, there are frats there are bars or you could drink at a frat and then sleep with the guy at the frat ALL IN ONE HOUSE!!!! Please don't try kidnapping yourself again.
Does any one else hear that choking sound to the West?: Nathan Poole and Josh McCown if I ever see either of you I will buy you a drink/dinner.
Curse Averted: Red Sox win World Series. Being a Cards fan I had no problem with the Red Sox if it were the Yankees then I'd have been down.
What we've got here is a natural disaster: Huricanes, tornados, earthquakes, volcanoes, Tsunamis. If you listen to the part time ponce on ABC news Sunday Morning they are all a signs the world is ending God hates you move. Dude kept trying to have huricanes connected to the tsunami. OK they both have water. Listen Sparky this isn't as big as finding out that Donald Trump is in bed with Space Aliens from Riegle 9.
Stupid people get out to ahh to ahh to vote: See now if Strom Thurmonds old no stupid/black/non anglos voting bill had been in place Bush doesn't win.
I believe in marriage vows: Britney gets married twice. How many more can she fit in? Hey I have Tuesday open.
Two gay men getting married will some how destroy the world: What you didn't know that once gays are allowd to marry they will build a big gay bomb and kill all us breeders.
Those are my top stories of 2004. Also if you get the chance look at the front page of today's WSJ. Why well there is a pic of a cop pepper spraying a Carebear. A CAREBEAR IS GETTING PEPPER SPRAYED!!!!
Thats my Peace with that peice.
Song of the Day: Papa Roach "Scars"
Thought O' Day: Can it get icier?
NippleGate: Apparently a black woman's nipple can cause the world to melt down and spin out of its moral balance.
When I think about you I kidnap myself: Audrey, Audrey, Audrey... if you want attention from your boyfriend try getting drunk and sleeping with a frat boy. Its Madison, there are frats there are bars or you could drink at a frat and then sleep with the guy at the frat ALL IN ONE HOUSE!!!! Please don't try kidnapping yourself again.
Does any one else hear that choking sound to the West?: Nathan Poole and Josh McCown if I ever see either of you I will buy you a drink/dinner.
Curse Averted: Red Sox win World Series. Being a Cards fan I had no problem with the Red Sox if it were the Yankees then I'd have been down.
What we've got here is a natural disaster: Huricanes, tornados, earthquakes, volcanoes, Tsunamis. If you listen to the part time ponce on ABC news Sunday Morning they are all a signs the world is ending God hates you move. Dude kept trying to have huricanes connected to the tsunami. OK they both have water. Listen Sparky this isn't as big as finding out that Donald Trump is in bed with Space Aliens from Riegle 9.
Stupid people get out to ahh to ahh to vote: See now if Strom Thurmonds old no stupid/black/non anglos voting bill had been in place Bush doesn't win.
I believe in marriage vows: Britney gets married twice. How many more can she fit in? Hey I have Tuesday open.
Two gay men getting married will some how destroy the world: What you didn't know that once gays are allowd to marry they will build a big gay bomb and kill all us breeders.
Those are my top stories of 2004. Also if you get the chance look at the front page of today's WSJ. Why well there is a pic of a cop pepper spraying a Carebear. A CAREBEAR IS GETTING PEPPER SPRAYED!!!!
Thats my Peace with that peice.
Song of the Day: Papa Roach "Scars"
Thought O' Day: Can it get icier?
THE TOP TEN OF PLAYERS I HAVE SEEN PLAY
Number 10:
Alvin Roberstson
Number 9:
Patrick Ewing
Number 8:
Chipper Jones
Number 7:
Jim Edmonds
Number 6:
Sterling Sharpe
Number 5:
Scott Rolen
Number 4:
Mark McGwire
Number 3:
Albert Pujols
Number 2:
Dany Heatley
Number 1:
Brett Favre
Number 10:
Alvin Roberstson
Number 9:
Patrick Ewing
Number 8:
Chipper Jones
Number 7:
Jim Edmonds
Number 6:
Sterling Sharpe
Number 5:
Scott Rolen
Number 4:
Mark McGwire
Number 3:
Albert Pujols
Number 2:
Dany Heatley
Number 1:
Brett Favre
Saturday, January 01, 2005
I feel like shit
very little sleep to much to drink and now I am at work. fuggy.
I saw Jane Zinn last night, she looks really good, to bad I had no way to tell her. At 1st I didn't know it was her. I looked at her twice before I relized it was her. I like hair long the way it is. I bought her a long island. I bought like ten drinks for different women all night. I spent to much on others :) Last night I also had three really good looking ladies waving and smiling at me. I had no idea who any of them were. One of them was cold and only wearing what seemed to be a dish rag. I did talk to one lady at OT's for like 5 minutes she seemed nice. No number no name. I am a wuss.
Its really fucking icy here in SW Wisconsin. I didn't think it was as icy as it is until I almost went in the ditch on the way to work. My car was/is again covered in ice. Stupid ice.
very little sleep to much to drink and now I am at work. fuggy.
I saw Jane Zinn last night, she looks really good, to bad I had no way to tell her. At 1st I didn't know it was her. I looked at her twice before I relized it was her. I like hair long the way it is. I bought her a long island. I bought like ten drinks for different women all night. I spent to much on others :) Last night I also had three really good looking ladies waving and smiling at me. I had no idea who any of them were. One of them was cold and only wearing what seemed to be a dish rag. I did talk to one lady at OT's for like 5 minutes she seemed nice. No number no name. I am a wuss.
Its really fucking icy here in SW Wisconsin. I didn't think it was as icy as it is until I almost went in the ditch on the way to work. My car was/is again covered in ice. Stupid ice.
