Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Its all...
been said before I have gone over it many times, and let I can not let it go. Damnit.
I saw this guy and girl just making out tonight at Brother's. It was beyond heavy petting it was really in my mind just plain obscence. Not what they were doing but that they didn't have any respect for themselves in that what they were doing was in such a public place. GET A ROOM!!! No I didn't know either of them but still, if you have affection for some one you don;t have to lick their face in public like that.
been said before I have gone over it many times, and let I can not let it go. Damnit.
I saw this guy and girl just making out tonight at Brother's. It was beyond heavy petting it was really in my mind just plain obscence. Not what they were doing but that they didn't have any respect for themselves in that what they were doing was in such a public place. GET A ROOM!!! No I didn't know either of them but still, if you have affection for some one you don;t have to lick their face in public like that.
Monday, August 29, 2005
Late Summer
I like Platteville in late Summer early Fall. Why you ask well all the hot chicks are returning and some of them are runners and wearing next to nothing. I saw one girl yesterday wearing short shorts and an athletic bra hair in a pony tail she was running. MMMM. Saw a girl today wearing the same thing but she was a bright blond not a brunette.
I also saw something that made me think and really made me laugh. There was a girl outside I guess it was her house all of about 5 years old. She looked like she was in deep thought. To which it made me think what do 5 year olds contomplate. Is she wondering is oscar the grouch really a grouch? Why big bird so big? Why are there no predators on Seaseme Street? If the count really is a vampire does he drink blood? Why can he be out in the light? Whats the deal with Hooper? How can some puppets talk English where as other speak gibbrish? Its thoughts like this that keep me up at night.
Song of the Day: Mudvayne "Dig"
Thought O' Day: MMMMMM runners.
I like Platteville in late Summer early Fall. Why you ask well all the hot chicks are returning and some of them are runners and wearing next to nothing. I saw one girl yesterday wearing short shorts and an athletic bra hair in a pony tail she was running. MMMM. Saw a girl today wearing the same thing but she was a bright blond not a brunette.
I also saw something that made me think and really made me laugh. There was a girl outside I guess it was her house all of about 5 years old. She looked like she was in deep thought. To which it made me think what do 5 year olds contomplate. Is she wondering is oscar the grouch really a grouch? Why big bird so big? Why are there no predators on Seaseme Street? If the count really is a vampire does he drink blood? Why can he be out in the light? Whats the deal with Hooper? How can some puppets talk English where as other speak gibbrish? Its thoughts like this that keep me up at night.
Song of the Day: Mudvayne "Dig"
Thought O' Day: MMMMMM runners.
Sunday, August 28, 2005
Hate
I admit it I don't like alot of people, its because they are stupid not because they are attracted to their own sex. Rev. Fred Phelps I hope burns in hell. Read the story here. I think Freddy has his own demons and really is gay or one of his children is and just can't accept it. I don't like hate. I don't like people who preach hate even more. This guy should find himself on the business end of a sawed off shot gun.
I admit it I don't like alot of people, its because they are stupid not because they are attracted to their own sex. Rev. Fred Phelps I hope burns in hell. Read the story here. I think Freddy has his own demons and really is gay or one of his children is and just can't accept it. I don't like hate. I don't like people who preach hate even more. This guy should find himself on the business end of a sawed off shot gun.
Saturday, August 27, 2005
Blah
OK so maybe I had a few drinks what are you gonna do sleep with me?
OK maybe not. 1st day of class. woo. Financial aid. woo. Got yelled at at work. woo. got piss drunk WOOO. Talked to Dommer. Woo. Work was interesting tonight. Had a short rush and then nothing. I think its cause the Packer game. I bet they finish 9-7. I stayed out way to late at OT's so did Page. 3am sucks.
Hit up a couple different bars looking to see some one but I didn't. really just hoping to see her. Kind of wanted to send her an e-mail but I am not that drunk besides I'd never get a reply. I really just want to know whats happening with her. Maybe a mass e-mail to all her friends. Of cource she doesn't do that. So I'd never know. Haven't seen her since the 1st day of my stop drinking binge. Just wanna talk OK so maybe I am to intimidated to talk but MAYBE I'd buy her a drink. I still owe her one.
Maybe red lobster on wednesday or tuesday. Maybe some gun shooting on Monday.
Song of the Day: Metallica "Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
Thought O' Day: Why do I still think of her?
OK so maybe I had a few drinks what are you gonna do sleep with me?
OK maybe not. 1st day of class. woo. Financial aid. woo. Got yelled at at work. woo. got piss drunk WOOO. Talked to Dommer. Woo. Work was interesting tonight. Had a short rush and then nothing. I think its cause the Packer game. I bet they finish 9-7. I stayed out way to late at OT's so did Page. 3am sucks.
Hit up a couple different bars looking to see some one but I didn't. really just hoping to see her. Kind of wanted to send her an e-mail but I am not that drunk besides I'd never get a reply. I really just want to know whats happening with her. Maybe a mass e-mail to all her friends. Of cource she doesn't do that. So I'd never know. Haven't seen her since the 1st day of my stop drinking binge. Just wanna talk OK so maybe I am to intimidated to talk but MAYBE I'd buy her a drink. I still owe her one.
Maybe red lobster on wednesday or tuesday. Maybe some gun shooting on Monday.
Song of the Day: Metallica "Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
Thought O' Day: Why do I still think of her?
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Forgot
To post about seeing 40 year old Virgin Sunday at Millenium. The place was packed which was a huge surprice for a Sunday night late showing. But the movie was well worth it. I throughly enjoyed it. Go see it. And yes I know I am only 15 years from this so I am using it as a blue print to see what its like. Though I doubt I am as sweet and naive about things as he is.
Song of the Day: NIN "Closer"
Thought O' Day: What the hell was I thinking?
To post about seeing 40 year old Virgin Sunday at Millenium. The place was packed which was a huge surprice for a Sunday night late showing. But the movie was well worth it. I throughly enjoyed it. Go see it. And yes I know I am only 15 years from this so I am using it as a blue print to see what its like. Though I doubt I am as sweet and naive about things as he is.
Song of the Day: NIN "Closer"
Thought O' Day: What the hell was I thinking?
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Just me?
Is it just me or are women with wet hair the sexiest looking women out there? Fresh from the shower or out of a pool or getting caught in the rain. Ohh so sexy.
Is it just me or are women with wet hair the sexiest looking women out there? Fresh from the shower or out of a pool or getting caught in the rain. Ohh so sexy.
Sunday, August 21, 2005
Packers
So the 1st string offence looked good with Brett last night, defence sounded not so bad, but the special teams were deffinatly short bus special. Get them some bike helmets and elbow pads.
So the 1st string offence looked good with Brett last night, defence sounded not so bad, but the special teams were deffinatly short bus special. Get them some bike helmets and elbow pads.
Friday, August 19, 2005
Dope
So Randy Moss smokes weed on occasion. So what? I really don't care. Why is this such big news. Wasn't it implyed that he did? If he admitted to smoking crack and setting kittens on fire then maybe I'd care. Weed isn't that bad. I have never smoked it or used it nor have any intention of doing so but I know of people who have and other than the cliff diving nothing bad has come of it. Wait I take that back one guy gets the munchies. Weed should be regulated like booze. No opperating a car under its influence just treat it like booze, and give blood tests if suspected.
So Randy Moss smokes weed on occasion. So what? I really don't care. Why is this such big news. Wasn't it implyed that he did? If he admitted to smoking crack and setting kittens on fire then maybe I'd care. Weed isn't that bad. I have never smoked it or used it nor have any intention of doing so but I know of people who have and other than the cliff diving nothing bad has come of it. Wait I take that back one guy gets the munchies. Weed should be regulated like booze. No opperating a car under its influence just treat it like booze, and give blood tests if suspected.
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Word of Warning
What ever you do never eat peppercinni's before bed. I had a very restless night and some weird dreams. One I was at my own funeral, and saw alot of people I didn't expect. Two I dreamed I wrecked some ones car on an icy day in P-ville, dreamed I slammed into a company van and that I hit a button that had the licence plates fall off, then got pulled over after wrecking because I had no plates on the car. WHOA. I also some managed to pull my fitted bed sheet off all four corners of the bed. Woke up at five am to get some water. They good but not before bed.
What ever you do never eat peppercinni's before bed. I had a very restless night and some weird dreams. One I was at my own funeral, and saw alot of people I didn't expect. Two I dreamed I wrecked some ones car on an icy day in P-ville, dreamed I slammed into a company van and that I hit a button that had the licence plates fall off, then got pulled over after wrecking because I had no plates on the car. WHOA. I also some managed to pull my fitted bed sheet off all four corners of the bed. Woke up at five am to get some water. They good but not before bed.
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Pay attention!!!
Cause when you do you notice weird shit. Today I went and got my mail and after getting my mail looked across the street next to Belmont Fresh Meats there were two kids one of them sitting on a jet ski the other spraying him with a garden hose. Yeah thats fucked up.
Second thing I stop at Dicks and get some stuff to make a taco dip. (recipe upon request) And decide instead of going down between the old and new Kwik Trips I am going to head over to the stop lights then down. Well its a good thing I did cause right by Wonder lube I saw this guy in a motorized wheel chair going up water street towards main street. No lights its 11pm and this guy has a case of bud light in his lap. THAT IS FUCKED UP!!!!
Song of the Day: Avenged Sevenfold "City of Evil"
Thought O' Day: Why did Lazer change formats? Haven't listened to it but it seems weird and Damn Tonya Berrios is hot.
Cause when you do you notice weird shit. Today I went and got my mail and after getting my mail looked across the street next to Belmont Fresh Meats there were two kids one of them sitting on a jet ski the other spraying him with a garden hose. Yeah thats fucked up.
Second thing I stop at Dicks and get some stuff to make a taco dip. (recipe upon request) And decide instead of going down between the old and new Kwik Trips I am going to head over to the stop lights then down. Well its a good thing I did cause right by Wonder lube I saw this guy in a motorized wheel chair going up water street towards main street. No lights its 11pm and this guy has a case of bud light in his lap. THAT IS FUCKED UP!!!!
Song of the Day: Avenged Sevenfold "City of Evil"
Thought O' Day: Why did Lazer change formats? Haven't listened to it but it seems weird and Damn Tonya Berrios is hot.
Friday, August 12, 2005
Fuck you
Tonights blog will be all about sending out "fuck you's"
Who decided that it was alright to change the shapes in Trix? Used to be little circular puffs now they are shaped like fruits. Who ever did that fuck you.
Any one involved with the keeping our troops in Iraq. Fuck you.
Bachleorette party people who hound you give them money for a sucker or for some beads. Eee gad man I hate being bugged while drinking. You better be really hot, I better know you, or you better be will to sit and chat after I buy your shit. Anyway Fuck you.
People who ride your ass in the left lane but never pass you. Instead the sit close enough that you can't pull in that lane and far enough away that you can still see the fucks. Fuck you.
Women who intentionally play with your emotions. Infact men and women are guilty of this. So fuck you all.
I know its trendy and all but any ponce with more than one "I support our Troops" bumber sticker. Why not put a "I support the newest fad" or "Get close and realize I don't really have an opinion" or "I support your crack head son and whore daughter." PU-LEAZE. Fuck you.
Any one who names their kid the third or fourth or what ever. Hey jerk off you weren't that important to begin with stop this shit and don't get your kid beat up in high school. Fuck you idiots naming parents.
As long as I am on this topic, any parent who gives their kid names all la'Quesha, Apple, Sudfed, h'r'htktyu, ( I actually just mashed the key board for that last one), fuck you/
Terrell Owens, I am wondering is Javon Walker watching this and saying OK that guy is fucked up maybe I should drop Drew? Hey TO if I ever got the chance I'd kick you right square in the nuts the in the face. Fuck you.
Guys who dress way to pretty just so that women look at them. Hey ass monger, you're a guy. Any woman who picks up a guy cause he goes to bar dressed in a button down shirt and khakis. Do you know how hard it is to get that bar smell out of good clothes? Fuck you for doing it and fuck you for falling for it.
People who smoke around their kids, or grandkids. You know what I'm telling you.
People who cheat while in a relationship because they can cheat. Yeah fuck you too.
Maybe I am alienating people I know here. But c'on people have some respect in yourself and some common scence.
There are more people who deserve fuck you's but right now this is what I can think of. Feel free to add to.
Song of the Day: Offspring "Self Esteem"
Tonights blog will be all about sending out "fuck you's"
Who decided that it was alright to change the shapes in Trix? Used to be little circular puffs now they are shaped like fruits. Who ever did that fuck you.
Any one involved with the keeping our troops in Iraq. Fuck you.
Bachleorette party people who hound you give them money for a sucker or for some beads. Eee gad man I hate being bugged while drinking. You better be really hot, I better know you, or you better be will to sit and chat after I buy your shit. Anyway Fuck you.
People who ride your ass in the left lane but never pass you. Instead the sit close enough that you can't pull in that lane and far enough away that you can still see the fucks. Fuck you.
Women who intentionally play with your emotions. Infact men and women are guilty of this. So fuck you all.
I know its trendy and all but any ponce with more than one "I support our Troops" bumber sticker. Why not put a "I support the newest fad" or "Get close and realize I don't really have an opinion" or "I support your crack head son and whore daughter." PU-LEAZE. Fuck you.
Any one who names their kid the third or fourth or what ever. Hey jerk off you weren't that important to begin with stop this shit and don't get your kid beat up in high school. Fuck you idiots naming parents.
As long as I am on this topic, any parent who gives their kid names all la'Quesha, Apple, Sudfed, h'r'htktyu, ( I actually just mashed the key board for that last one), fuck you/
Terrell Owens, I am wondering is Javon Walker watching this and saying OK that guy is fucked up maybe I should drop Drew? Hey TO if I ever got the chance I'd kick you right square in the nuts the in the face. Fuck you.
Guys who dress way to pretty just so that women look at them. Hey ass monger, you're a guy. Any woman who picks up a guy cause he goes to bar dressed in a button down shirt and khakis. Do you know how hard it is to get that bar smell out of good clothes? Fuck you for doing it and fuck you for falling for it.
People who smoke around their kids, or grandkids. You know what I'm telling you.
People who cheat while in a relationship because they can cheat. Yeah fuck you too.
Maybe I am alienating people I know here. But c'on people have some respect in yourself and some common scence.
There are more people who deserve fuck you's but right now this is what I can think of. Feel free to add to.
Song of the Day: Offspring "Self Esteem"
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Arm hair
So I have burned almost all the hair off the under side of my arm. I have been doing the Saute the last two nights at Mins. Tonight I also managed to singe a good portion of arm pit hair. Yeah I know its hard to do but when you roll up your sleeves a bit and are reaching over open fire a lot it happens. No food products were harmed by the way.
Packers won tonight. Woo!
Also I have been having these strange cravings for Trix cereal (had a dream about them) or fruity peebles so i bought a box of each. MMM cereal.
Last night I went to Brothers for a drink and three hot bartenders started grinding on each other. Since I am turned on by those things but prefer to not be a sleezy bastard and stare I kept watching ESPN. The four chicks to my left seemed to really enjoy it and the three guys to my right did too. I'm not a perv but I do play one on second street.
Song of the Day: Metallica "One"
Thought O' Day: Fire bad.
So I have burned almost all the hair off the under side of my arm. I have been doing the Saute the last two nights at Mins. Tonight I also managed to singe a good portion of arm pit hair. Yeah I know its hard to do but when you roll up your sleeves a bit and are reaching over open fire a lot it happens. No food products were harmed by the way.
Packers won tonight. Woo!
Also I have been having these strange cravings for Trix cereal (had a dream about them) or fruity peebles so i bought a box of each. MMM cereal.
Last night I went to Brothers for a drink and three hot bartenders started grinding on each other. Since I am turned on by those things but prefer to not be a sleezy bastard and stare I kept watching ESPN. The four chicks to my left seemed to really enjoy it and the three guys to my right did too. I'm not a perv but I do play one on second street.
Song of the Day: Metallica "One"
Thought O' Day: Fire bad.
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
It is...
Currently 11 pm and I am eating a vanilla ice cream cone.
Sorry nothing else to report.
By the way Dan it is fantistic.
Currently 11 pm and I am eating a vanilla ice cream cone.
Sorry nothing else to report.
By the way Dan it is fantistic.
Monday, August 08, 2005
Dukes
So I went and saw Dukes of Hazzard tonight. It wasn't bad. I will say this the most I laughed at the movie was the SuperTroopers scene. That was frakking funny.
Also just so you know I was watching Best Week Ever the other night and I saw the Starship Galactica thing on and they were swearing by saying frak a lot. Well no I didn't steal it from them, I stole it from Lobo a intersteller bounty hunter in DC comics.
By the way Jessica Simpson is really fucking hot.
So I went and saw Dukes of Hazzard tonight. It wasn't bad. I will say this the most I laughed at the movie was the SuperTroopers scene. That was frakking funny.
Also just so you know I was watching Best Week Ever the other night and I saw the Starship Galactica thing on and they were swearing by saying frak a lot. Well no I didn't steal it from them, I stole it from Lobo a intersteller bounty hunter in DC comics.
By the way Jessica Simpson is really fucking hot.
Beat the War Drum
J's on the war path again. He can't find something so he is throwing shit all over the house. Total count two bottles, two containers of some sort, and one dish. I bet in 30 minutes he'll complain his blood pressure is too high.
Other news. Work goes well for all intents and purposes. Need to go to SWTC today to put a my reservation fee down. bugger this.
Open field tonight followed by something else maybe I have no fucking clue whats going on.
I am out for greener pastures. moo.
J's on the war path again. He can't find something so he is throwing shit all over the house. Total count two bottles, two containers of some sort, and one dish. I bet in 30 minutes he'll complain his blood pressure is too high.
Other news. Work goes well for all intents and purposes. Need to go to SWTC today to put a my reservation fee down. bugger this.
Open field tonight followed by something else maybe I have no fucking clue whats going on.
I am out for greener pastures. moo.
Thursday, August 04, 2005
The Power of Stupid
AS many of you know I hate stupid people. They think they are being smart and knowledgable, when in reality they are just being dumb. Case in point: last night some nut fuck came in and wanted his noodles done al dente. Now al dente is a term meaning firm to the bite. I will admit to this that sometimes the noodles get a little over cooked, this is because we cook them before hand then add them to boiling water to finish them and re--warm them. But because of the fact that none of the cooks I work with would do something like intentionally serve over cooked we watch that shit pretty fricking closely. Anyway any time you tell your waitress this it opens you ridicule in the kitchen. You know just because I occasionally watch CSI do I go and tell police at crime scenes that they are missing evidence. No. Do I walk into doctors offices and tell them that I have all the symptoms that some guy on a TV show had? No. Leave the cooking to those that understand what the fuck is going on. Yeah you have food network, congrats I bet you burn water you dumb fuck. This was the same person who wanted a hot pink center in his steak. Once it gets hot it becomes red. Fucking retard. These are the people who deserve a wiffle ball bat to the back of the knee. Also if you can't pronouce it correctly don't ask for it you just become dumber. Why can't people act like they are cooking in their own kitchen? I doubt there are many people who cook their shit the way they order it when out. Also please please please be nice and have fun, no one likes a sour puss.
AS many of you know I hate stupid people. They think they are being smart and knowledgable, when in reality they are just being dumb. Case in point: last night some nut fuck came in and wanted his noodles done al dente. Now al dente is a term meaning firm to the bite. I will admit to this that sometimes the noodles get a little over cooked, this is because we cook them before hand then add them to boiling water to finish them and re--warm them. But because of the fact that none of the cooks I work with would do something like intentionally serve over cooked we watch that shit pretty fricking closely. Anyway any time you tell your waitress this it opens you ridicule in the kitchen. You know just because I occasionally watch CSI do I go and tell police at crime scenes that they are missing evidence. No. Do I walk into doctors offices and tell them that I have all the symptoms that some guy on a TV show had? No. Leave the cooking to those that understand what the fuck is going on. Yeah you have food network, congrats I bet you burn water you dumb fuck. This was the same person who wanted a hot pink center in his steak. Once it gets hot it becomes red. Fucking retard. These are the people who deserve a wiffle ball bat to the back of the knee. Also if you can't pronouce it correctly don't ask for it you just become dumber. Why can't people act like they are cooking in their own kitchen? I doubt there are many people who cook their shit the way they order it when out. Also please please please be nice and have fun, no one likes a sour puss.
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
AHHHHH FUCK!!!
God damn village of Belmont numbnuts they were supposed to trim the tree outside my window last week on wednesday. Did they? No. They were supposed to trim it every day after that did they? fuck no. Did they trim it this morning after I got only 4 hours of sleep. YES!!! Fucking chain saws and woodchipper. AHHHH FUCK YOU!!!! Also because I knew these numbnuts were coming I'd been parking on the street away from the tree. Well last night I parked by the tree. Thank you village of idiots mutherfuckers. If there is so much as a fucking scratch some jerk off is paying for it. AHHHHH FUCK YOU!!!!
God damn village of Belmont numbnuts they were supposed to trim the tree outside my window last week on wednesday. Did they? No. They were supposed to trim it every day after that did they? fuck no. Did they trim it this morning after I got only 4 hours of sleep. YES!!! Fucking chain saws and woodchipper. AHHHH FUCK YOU!!!! Also because I knew these numbnuts were coming I'd been parking on the street away from the tree. Well last night I parked by the tree. Thank you village of idiots mutherfuckers. If there is so much as a fucking scratch some jerk off is paying for it. AHHHHH FUCK YOU!!!!
Learn something new all the time.
SO I get home tonight and pull my car on to the street well it starts beeping as I open the door. The dashboard lights stay on so now I am thinking what the fuck. I am thinking some wiring is bad and all. So i drive it around the block and shut it off again. Same thing. So I call the guy who drove it to Cuba City tonight and he says yeah I turned them on manually. Really you can do that? Apparently there is a slider on the turn signal that allows you to have either all time run lights or shut them off. I did not know this. I should have read the manual. If I had gotten one that is.
Had my 1st drink in 30+ days. Really I didn't intend on having one its just that Sarah at OT's poured me one with out me even asking. So I drank it and another. Played some darts with the lovely and talented Amy and fellow cook Andy. Can't help it Amy is just above and beyond great looking and nice to be around.
Thats is it for now.
Song of the Day: FullDevil Jacket "Wanna be a Martyr"
Thought O' Day: So she is single now ehhh?
SO I get home tonight and pull my car on to the street well it starts beeping as I open the door. The dashboard lights stay on so now I am thinking what the fuck. I am thinking some wiring is bad and all. So i drive it around the block and shut it off again. Same thing. So I call the guy who drove it to Cuba City tonight and he says yeah I turned them on manually. Really you can do that? Apparently there is a slider on the turn signal that allows you to have either all time run lights or shut them off. I did not know this. I should have read the manual. If I had gotten one that is.
Had my 1st drink in 30+ days. Really I didn't intend on having one its just that Sarah at OT's poured me one with out me even asking. So I drank it and another. Played some darts with the lovely and talented Amy and fellow cook Andy. Can't help it Amy is just above and beyond great looking and nice to be around.
Thats is it for now.
Song of the Day: FullDevil Jacket "Wanna be a Martyr"
Thought O' Day: So she is single now ehhh?
