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Sunday, February 29, 2004

You are 14% geek
OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com


Libra Drinking style:
"I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs
Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so damn
social?" Libra loves nothing more than to
party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether
dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-
Friend device set to "on") or heavier
on the Evil Libra side (they are little
instigators when bored), the Scales can really
work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are
notoriously lacking in self-control, however,
which can get them into all sorts of trouble --
including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too
early in the evening, flirting with their best
friend's beau or even blacking out the nights
events entirely. Oops!


Alcohoroscopes- what do the stars say about your drinking style
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That sounds pretty damn close.



instead of saying anything worth while which I never do any way, I'll take a few Quizzes which can be found on Tino's blog.

MARIO
You are Mario. You're pretty good-all-around.
You're most of the time the hero, and you don't
get too hung up in it...just try and let others
get a little spot-light too, k?


guinness
You're a Pint of Guinness!


What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?
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strongbad
You are StrongBad. You hate everyone, especially
HomeStar. Your e-mails and prank calls are
hilarious. You're my favorite character. You
try to be evil, but sorry, being shirtless with
boxing gloves just isn't scary. Don't worry
what everone else thinks because hey, they are
all "crap for brains".


What HomeStarRunner Character are you? (pictures)
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just once I wish I could go home with a drunk chick... wait no, no I don't. Unless I am seeing that drunk chick and we are more than friends. But its not gonna come to that. I am incredibly drunk tonight I lost count at 8 drinks. Then I drove home. I know its bad but I'd rather wrap myself around a telephone pole than be a burden to some one. One thing that keeps me from doing anything bad to myself is that what if i don't finish the job and end up as a burden to my parents? I don't want that. I never want to be a burden to any one. I am almost to the point where I can't even stand the sound of the key board I am so drunk. FUCK IT what does any one care!!!! If I don't care about myself then no one else is allowed to either.

Song of the Day: Aerosmith "Sweeeeeeeeeeet Emotion"
Thought of Day: Kyle thanked me for doing a good job all season long on Pioneer basketball, its always nice to be thanked.

Saturday, February 28, 2004

Got my state refund back today. $215 not much but it'll keep me in coin for a day or so till I pay off my small drinking and carousing loans. Ohh and I have to pay the ladies who did my taxxxes woo tax refund. I like these but Bush's refunds need to go.

Friday, February 27, 2004

My god I sucked on air today. I was having problems ad-libing and i never have that problem. UHG... some people have bad days on air and hopefully that was mine. I opened my e-mail today and I got some 'winks' from match.com. Yes I am on an on-line dating service, but I don't pay, I can get rejected for free in P-ville. One of the profiles had a pic the other didn't. I 'wink'ed back at them, just because hell I have 'wink'ed at so many and never gotten any back that its kinda worthless for me to wink any more but if some one 'wink's at me I'll return it. But ohh well. One of the ladies is 26 the other 31. The 26 looks kinda cute in her pics. The 31 year old has kids. While I don't mind that, she forgot to list her relationship. I don't want to ever hit on a married women just because I don't. I know bubble wants a married women but hey this is me. :) Woo lots of work 2morrow. WOO work. I am one of only three people, the other two being porn stars, who enjoy going to work? OK I am out like Rosie O'Donnel.


Song of the Day: Mushroomhead "Crazy"
Good thought of the day: Beef tastes damn good!! huh Catholics?

Wednesday, February 25, 2004

Today was as exciting as... ummm... ahh... watching paint chip? I finished the season for NCAA Football its not 2020 on that game. I won the national championchip with Oregon. I then went out and recruited the number 1 and 2 recruiting classes with North Carolina and Miami. Thats what my life has been reduced to, bragging about video games. God I need a life. I did go out last night and played some darts with Page and Adam. Adam hit three straight bulls-eyes and the next game I hit three straight to win that game so an interesting night was had.

Song of the day: Stone Sour 'Bother'
thought of the day: Life is always good as long as you are breathing.

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Just thought I would tell all of you about a dream I had last night, or at least outline it. Imagine Britney Spears covered in those candy fruits called 'Runts' and me needing some vitamin C. He he. Imagine the rest, and no Tino I didn't make a fruit smoothie.

Monday, February 23, 2004

Today was as nondescript as usual. Did my stuff and went to work. Pioneer Ladies got beat tonight at Stout. They played kinda out of it the last few minutes. Reminds me of last year when the men quit on Todd Landrum. Though I don't think that Denise has lost the ladies nearly as much as Tito lost the men. Toward then end I hear that they had just stopped playing for him and hated him so much that they didn't care one way or another. Thats always bad to lose a team like that.

After the game I decided I wanted to see a movie so I booked it out to Millenium to see Miracle. That was a damn good movie. Kurt Russel got the northern Minnisota accent down and went with it. I would be lieing if i didn't say I shed a tear at the end. Yes we all know how it ends but still. Its not Titanic where we know the boat sinks and the emotions are made up. This is real. Also I have cried at the end of "braveheart" where Wallace yells "FREEDOM" and at the end of "Saving Private Ryan".

Ok this is a little off topic but at the same time works in with the crying. I was thinking today about my 1st dog (with the news of me second dog Taylor posted earlier.) My 1st dog was a part collie part wolf mix. She was the greatest cow dog I ever saw. You could yell Queenie bring her back and boom she would bring the cow back to the barn. If the Cow was lying down and wouldn't get up you could call Queenie and she could come running and bite the cow on the rump till she got up. If that cow didn't get up she wasn't gonna get up Queenie was that good. Well one day I am petting Queenie and I feel this lump, at 1st I don't know what it is. Then I found another and another. I went and told my mom and she went out and checked her. Seems as though Queenie had cancer. Here was a dog that I had had since I was in kindergarten and now i was in danger of losing her in my sophmore year in highschool. I'd seen her get kicked in the head and chest by cows but she would get right back up and go right back at it. And now cancer got her. She didn't die thankfully my parents took her to the vet in Fennimore and he took out all of the cancer. All told it was something like 8 pounds of cancer in her. She came home and after only three weeks she was back doing her job. I also have to tell you of this she was deathly afraid of loud booms, thunder gunshots any thing loud. That was because her parents and three of her litter were shot infront of her. Some asshole had caged them and before the owners got out there those five dogs were dead. So when ever hunting season came around or a thunderstorn she would not leave the basement. No matter what. Also during this time if she could get the basement door open you were sure to get a visit from her as she would getinto your room and lick your face till you woke up and let her jump on your bed or told her to lay down.
Well now for the bad ending. It was the spring of 1998 my senior year in high school and I was the 1st one up as usually for chores. I went down to the basement to get my boots on and go out to milk when I noticed that Queenie was kinda lathargic. The cancer had come back though not as bad as the 1st time. I knew the end was near but kinda hoped that it wouldn't be anytime near. As I stepped over her to get my boots she stood up but then fell right back down on her left side. She tried to get up and climb down the stairs but each time she got up she would fall back down on that left side. I looked at her and her left eye just looked wrong, and she couldn't smile. That was one thing she could always do was smile. I think she had a stroke, a pretty massive one. I picked her up and put her in a small pile of carpets at the bottom of the stairs. All the while that morning milking I thought of her. When I came in from milking the 1st thing I did was sit down next to her and talk to her. She was a part of the family. I told her how much she meant to me, as all kids 1st real dogs do. Then I told her how things would be better. By now my dad was home from the 3rd shift at RC foundry. I went and told him what was wrong and he went and saw Queenie. I had to get to school so I left. That night after baseball practice my dad was coming in to town to watch my younger brother play baseball. He stopped me as I walked by and even though his glasses got dark in sunlight I knew he had had a rough day. He told me how he was gonna put her out of her pain by himself but he couldn't do it. He had to take her to the vet. He then said how they had put Queenie down. As I walked back to the school it just kinda hit me and I sat down outside the school on one of the benches and cried. That was one of the few times I had ever seen my mom and dad and old brother cry. Well sorry to bring that up but I just needed to re-live it myself.

Song of the day: "World so cold" Mudvayne
Good thought of the day:Take what you get and have and make a life of it.

Sunday, February 22, 2004

I heard today that my dad got rid of one of the dogs we used to have at the farm. I understand why he did it, and I can't imagine it was easy for him to do that. Still it does kinda hurt knowing that the next time I go to the farm I won't see Taylor any more. I know that I could never do what he did. And I think thats because I am just too weak.

The reasoning why he got rid her is that she was always running off getting in trouble and she had some pupps recently and she took them all out and lost them for about three weeks and only 2 of the 6 survived.

It does hurt a little but not as much as losing the 1st dog to old age, cancer, and most likely a stroke, but still it hurts.
RIP Taylor.

I got this e-mail today from Darlene Wilson and I thought of you Jay.

Rejected Greetings Cards

1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you,
(Inside card) I changed my mind.

2. I must admit, You brought religion into my life ..
(Inside card) I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am ...
(Inside card) That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion.. Before you go ..
(Inside card) Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry ..
(Inside card) Someone other than you.

6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age .
(Inside card) Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me.
(Inside card) Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time ...
(Inside card) What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you ...
(Inside card) It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
(Inside card) Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend
If we were on a sinking ship And there was only one life jacket .....
(Inside card) I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday. . . .
Inside card) So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Kentucky and West Virginia.)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder ...
(Inside card) What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) Too bad no one likes your Wife.

I beat Tino with this one, Thanks Bubble.

He-Man
You are He-Man from Masters of the Universe! You
take life very seriously, and you should,
considering you are the keeper of all that is
good and right in the universe! However, your
nonstop suspicion of Skeletor and his henchman
can start your friends wondering why you don't
loosen up once in awhile.


Which Forgotten 80s Cartoon Character Are You?
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And I still have a box full of He-man (HEnneMAN) stuff up stairs.

Saturday, February 21, 2004

Ya know each time I start thinking my life sucks I hear about some body who is worse off. Puts that manical smile right back on my face. Ya know I am kinda glad I never really got involved with some women cause you find out things about them. All the girls save two, Amy Sandberg and AMS, have had something either kinda off, call it bad wiring, or have just been bad people. Now the girls I am friends with all seem to be just plain great people. Angie, Bri, Darlene, and umm shit is that it for friends who are women? I think so.

Ya know its bad that right now when ever I cough or sneeze my back cracks. It feels kinda good but thats not good i think.

Its also kinda wicked that the only people who have ever been 'interested' in me are what I would call a little FUCKED UP! OK so not a little. Save two, Amy Sandberg (though I am not sure she was actually interested in me) and this girl in Mineral Point named Adianna. (think thats the spelling). There have been women who if I didn't talk to them in one day they thought I was 'cheating' on them and I was leaving them, one who if I didn't reply in like 5 seconds thought I was mad at her. There have been some who wanted to meet just "fuck like wild rabbits." And THAT comment came the 1st time I ever talked to her. There was one girl who weighed in at about 110 pounds and was 5'8" and kept calling herself fat. There was the girl that got pregnent because, as her friend said she thought I would come running to her when I found out she was in trouble. There was that internet skalker who had like 10 different user names and she kept harrassing me. Telling me I was going to hell because I wouldn't talk to her and marry her. This is the same person who I never met in person and talked to three times on-line (minus the harrassment) and had our kids names and sexes already planed out. Thats freaky. I have been stood up over 20 times. And a few of those times I am thankful for them, some though I am not. Some times I think I atract the wrong types of people. I mean look at my friends Bubble and Page and RJ all... ohh wait...ummm good guys. yeah good guys. :) Nah all my guy friends are great. I just think maybe I attract the lonely kind of outcasts that have had something bad happen to them in their personal lives. Which makes me ask this... WHY? I THOUGHT OPPISITES ATTRACTED!!!!!!! Shouldn't some rich, beautiful, well off, thoughtful, nice woman be interested in me? Maybe she is out there right now... nah.

Song of the day: "Re-Align" By Godsmack
Good thought of the day: Kyle said I do a good job at work.

again with the tino and bubble




You're Mother Night!

by Kurt Vonnegut

Nobody knows what to believe about you, and you know least of all. You
spent most of your time convinced that the ends justify the means, but your means were,
well, downright mean! And the end is nigh. Meanwhile all you want is to travel back in
time, if not to change, then to just delight in the way it used to be. You are who you
pretend to be. Oh yes, you're the great pretender.



Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.


following bubble and tino



You're Afghanistan!

In the words of Bob Dylan, you "haven't known peace and quiet
in so long [you] don't remember what it's like!"  Sad but true.  Boss
after boss has led you around, using you for their nefarious purposes, and dumping you
when the time was right.  You've hurt and been hurt and now you're just sick and tired.
 When will people leave you alone and let you do your own thing?  But you
don't really even know what you want anymore.

Take the Country Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid



I AM FUCKING AFGANASTAN!!!! I hope this is current Afganastan, not past Afganastan run by the Taliban.... though this may explain the head rag I have huh?

Friday, February 20, 2004

I want some fried fish. Any one up for a trip to Castle Rock Inn or Sports Page next friday night? Leave a comment and tell your friends.

So I am currently wearing my "WANNA JOIN MY CULT?" t-shirt. Its gotten good reviews so far. Still feeling kinda sick. Coughing and headache today. The head ache started as a peircing kind of pain now its down to a small dull constant buzz. At least my nose has stopped running as much as it was.

Ya know one disturbing thing from today is I weighed myself on a floor scale and it said 360. God I hope I am not that big am I? Thats just obscene big. I am doing that whole bike thing (even while sick I am still riding). If I do get into a full blown weight loss work out thing I would love to get down to 280 thats a bit more managable than 360. Fuck 360 thats ... thats just wrong. Ok I am gonna go lay down, and no I will not be eating while laying down. fuck 360.

Thursday, February 19, 2004

In other news I am DAMN GLAD I don't have any ex-girlfriends.

Still feel kinda sick today. Doesn't help that I was drinking till 12:30am. But in my defence at least it was a Jack and coke, a shot of blackberry brandy, a screw driver, yummy OJ ahhhh, this blue UV and lemonade. Then I got up at 7-8 ok so the alarm went off at 7 but I didn't get up till 8. I then did my bike ride and went to Boscobel to have my taxxxes done. Woo I am getting back like $600+ ok so thats really not much but still. Thats like 3 months of payments and a tattoo. I then went and saw a kid I haven't seen in years, Matt Chappell. Matt Had been in prison for a while and it seems he has his life on the up and up and thats always good to see. I hung around with matt for some time and then went out to the farm. My parents are having a prefab house put on some of their land out there and I wanted to see where they were putting it. But they had no markers. So instead I went and saw my old room, my mom took out all the carpeting and it just looked different. Now its time for dinner mmm bacon and eggs. yummy bacon. Fuck if I die young I'll die full of bacon.

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

I just saw a thing on TV about taking your dog to Yoga. Who the hell takes their dogs to Yoga? If you are just taking the dog to watch thats one thing, but these people are taking their dogs to particapate. Dogs want to lay around and lick themselves why would any one take them to yoga it makes no sence whats so ever. Also people who buy their dogs jackets and coats. THATS WHY THEY FUCKING HAVE FUR!!!!! I grew up on a farm and our dogs didn't mind not having coats in the cold, I don't know why a dog would need a coat in LA.
Thats my rant for now.

Feeling kinda sick today. It started yesterday with the stuffed nose. Now its a runny nose, sore thoat and I am kinda achy. Ahh damn colds. I figure I can still ride the bike and thats what I'll do. Then I'll go to work and cough on tino and get him sick. He he he. OK I am out.

Tuesday, February 17, 2004

So today was about average, I did nothing till about 5:45 when I left for work and voted here in Belmont. I voted for John Edwards. Work was nothing worth talking about. It what happened after work. I stopped and got some gas, and I as I was finishing (you trying putting in only $7, damn you gotta be quick, this car drives up. I can hear it from about a block away. Its playing techno music. i expect 10 some what hot, yet underdressed high on X girls to pile out of the car. instead its just one. I really don't know how you can play that shit so loud. Its not like you can dance in your car. and there are no words for it. I really don't like techno much.
Then as I am driving home i decided to go up main street and down I believe its Hickory. This guy runs out in front of me not close enough I had to slow down but close enough I saw him. He jumps the snow drift on the side of the road and as he is coming down on the sidewalk catches some ice and slides into a pole. Damn I almost lost it I was laughing so hard.
I get my Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue today and lo and behold there is a girl from River Falls WI in there. Frankie Rayder. She wants a big dog (I like Big dogs) Is a Packer fan (ohh thats great) knows what hard work is, likes sports bars, and seems incredibly real. I love you Frankie Rayder.

Good thought for the day: This one is personal and I am keeping it to myself sorry.

So My big toe on my right foot has been kinda hurting me lately, but only on the inner upper tip. It hurts like an ingrown toenail. So what did I do like a dumb ass last night. I took a needle and slow pushed it all the way threw my toe. Just to see what it would do. It kinda hurt but not all that much. I actually kinda enjoy pain. One pain I don't like though is my throat is almost swelled shut this morning. I couldn't breath threw my nose last night so I breathed threw my mouth and well its all dry and pained. Though in the hour I have been up its gotten much better. My damn bank website is down so I don't know if my deposit finally went threw or not. Damn bank holidays. Ok so I decided to check out my online banking. They still have not put my money in. Damn wankers.
Tis a Happy day for me though. Got the new Playboy with Torrie and Sable on the cover. Got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, what makes that so sweet is that for some reason I have like 6 months paid for but I didn't buy it!! In other words I am getting Sports Illustrated for FREE!!!! Nothing better than free stuff. I also got a new Ulitimate X-Men comic. and a new Spice Catalog. Not it doesn't deal with Nutmeg and Cinnamon, instead it deals with well... SPICE TV stuff. Thats what I think I'll take with me to the polling place today when i vote so that they have an address. I am gonna vote for John Edwards. I just like this guy, that and I want it to keep going, no John Kerry Sweep. I don't much care for Howard Dean, he just doens't seem all that real. Every time I see him its almost like he is trying to hide something. That and I got a call from the Edwards Camp the other day, and the guy was very personable and knew of SW WI, cause he used to sell in Prairie du Chien. In all honesty though if the Democrats put a chimp in a clown suit against Bush I would vote for that chimp.
Songs of the Day: Guilt from Fingertight running a close 2nd Black Top Highway from Rob Zombie.

Have a good day all.

Monday, February 16, 2004

I have to qualify an early post. About my goals. I still would like those things. Its just that I don't have a 5-10 year plan. I kinda have a rough lay out of the rest of the week but thats it. So I can't say i want something when I don't know if I will ever get that chance.

I still hate the Yankees. Actually that will be a lifetime hate thing.

OK so I hate being left alone. Because it usually makes my mind wonder about 'what-if?' stuff and that for me is never good. I did absolutly nothing worthwhile today. I played some NCAA football but that was it. I did send a check to pay off my college loan stuff but thats about. I do keep waiting for some one to call but they never do. Which is kinda good cause I do not like talking on the phone to people. I prefer e-mails and face to face.

I wait by the phone
but it never rings
I think by walking away that it may
but it never does
out of arms reach
behind a wall
I can not breach
I think of my decent my fall
I think I may be better off
but really am not.
Need some one to make me whole
friends make it better but don't fill
Feel like screaming but that won't help
gotta deal but I am only human
out of arms reach
behind a wall
I can not breach
I think of my decent my fall
I think I may be better off
but really am not.
Just need some reassurance
make me feel good
need some want
instead I clutch my pillow in sleep
can't explain it
can only feel it.
out of arms reach
behind a wall
I can not breach
I think of my decent my fall
I think I may be better off
but really am not.
out of arms reach
behind a wall
I can not breach
I think of my decent my fall
I think I may be better off
but really am not.
am not am not am not am not am not I am?

Good thought of the day: North Carolina Tar Heels are Undefeated after 7 games, I have the second leading rusher and he is a freshman. Now if only he could catch the ball better.

Mike Patraw got me an Arab head rag. For lack of knowing what its really called thats what I'll call it. I wore it all wrapped up and shit Saturday night when we went down town. Its pretty nice but not warm at all. Damn Arabs and there no warm head rags. We can't get the damn thing to stay on my head. It seems as though I have a big head (snicker snicker) and this thing can't go around. I think I need a band of some sort to put around it so that it stays in place. I am pretty sure Arafat has a band (its called DAMN JEWS) around his.

My horror-scope says that I am in love or planning and thats why I don't want to get out of bed, I thought it was cause I am kinda lazy today. I have no work today so I think I'll go through my baseball cards and play some football. Also I need to start designing my new tattoos. I need to get those done.

Fucking Yankees. I hate the Boss. Lets buy the best team possible. Ya know the baseball players association needs to get its head out of its ass and say hey maybe if we made a deal and thought of the game 1st and the players wallets 2nd we wouldn't have the left side of one teams infield be payed more than a few teams entire line-ups. Alex Rodreguez is an incredible player and all but I hope that the Yankees fall flat on thier $200 million faces. Go Cardinals and to a lesser extent Brewers.

Ohh check out the songs "one thing" from Finger Eleven and "behind blue eyes" from limp Bizket. I don't much care for fred durst but the song is quite good.

Well I am off to do nothing and will bore you three viewers later.

Sunday, February 15, 2004

Dumb and Blond two things I hate

So am I like the only guy in America that isn't infatuated with Paris Hilton? I honestly don't find her all that attractive, nor would I want to bang her. Shit she is so small she would break in half. She is rich and 'pretty' and knows it and seems to always be mugging for the cameras and is almost always look at me. I hate that. She comes across as arrogant another thing I dislike strongly.

My fucking eye or at least right eye brow has been twitching almost consitantly for the last three days. It started Friday and continues till today. Starting to wonder whats going on.

Jerry kept talking to me today about some guy who I am supposed to be releated to. Unless it is a direct relation I don't give a shit, that person is not a relative. Its even worse when Jerry starts trying to explain something because he is so far gone that he doesn't know half the shit he thinks he does and the other half is so useless its not even funny. Sounds like other people I know. So I am playing NCAA Football today and beat Temple with Miami. I am in my second year with them I am 18-1 and with coach Chad Henneman I am 211 and 2 in 17 season 15 with the Wisconsin Badgers. Both of the loses came in bowl games. I also have 14 National Championchips. Its fun playing college football but there should be a play off. I am so bored and so shut in. I want to talk to people but I really don't want to strike up a conversion with people I don't know, and the majority of my friends have other poeple they would rather be around and talk to. I need to start over.

Good thought for the day. Dale Jr. won Daytona. Go Dale. But really though I did the whole 30 minute bike thing today and pushed myself pretty good. I only really feel good any more when I am pushing myself.

and then the beer bottle flew by my head...

OK so not mine. I was outside on my cell with Kyle getting him prepped to come to OT's for Johnny's b-day. So this fight occers at OT's, Johnny said to this ladies that walked in and saw the bloody dude "sorry your looking for OT's this is the Char Bar." So I guess this guy, about my size minus the gut, was choking this guy about the size of Brandon Du-sausage, when the smaller guy clocked the bigger guy with a beer bottle. I came back in as they were holding the bigger guy back. He was bleeding pretty damn good. Needed about 20 stitches. Good thing there were about ten off duty OT employees or regulars there who held these guys apart. The cops were there pretty quick that or the alcohol was really working me over and it just seemed quicker. Johnny didn't see it either as he too was on the phone. Damn I hate voilent drunks, which are almost as bad as horny drunks that will go home with anything that moves.
Ya I know I am judgemental and all but I don't become hypocritical. I don't think I do what I am against.
Also I had some weird dreams this morning, sorry I didn't get to sleep till 5am. It dealt with this girl I still kinda have a crush on, we were at some open space almost like the parking lot at Wal Mart, and she came running up to me after seeing me and hugged me. Problem is I know this could/ would NEVER happen, and even though it made me feel good I knew it was only a dream. damn bad dreams.
So lets try something new here I will write down a recipe and if any one replys tell me if you think it may be good.

Sprimp with Vegatables in Alfredo Sauce.

2 pounds shrimp (deveined and tailed)
garlic either fresh, 1 clove, or powder about 2 teaspoons
butter
1 bag of mixxxed vegatables used in stir fry with out the water chestnuts
One can of chicken broth Smaller can
Noodles I prefer egg noodles or fettucini
Alfedo sauce three cheese or original recipe from Ragu.


Put chicken broth in a large shallow pan then add vegatable, cook till most of juice is gone and vegatables are tender, in an other pan begin boiling water for cooking noodles, and in third pan melt about 4 tablespoons butter and if using garlic gloves add to butter and cook till soft. Add Shrimp (if using garlic powder add with shrimp) sautee shrimp till cooked constantly move shrimp around as to try and over cook or ruin shrimp. As the shrimp gets done add to vegatables and reduce heat. Drain noodles. Drain excess juices from Vegatables and shrimp. Add Alfredo sauce to shrimp/vegatable mixture and cook till a few bubbles start to pop through the sauce, cook till hot but not boiling. Add to noodles, or serve over noodles. Serve with toasted French bread that has garlic butter on it.

Well thats that.
Good thought for yeasterday. I had fun BSing about work wth Johnny and Kyle. Thats whats important have fun.

Saturday, February 14, 2004

The means justify the ends

So there is a story out about how if you want a wealthy single man you can move to one of these cities. Because these are the top 4. Number 1: San Fransico/ Oakland/ San Jose (problem: these men like other men) Number 2: Ankorage Alaska (problem: Its Ankorage Alaska) Number 3: Washington DC/ Baltimore Metro Area (problem: Isn't that full of politiacians and killers) Number 4: SHEBOYGAN WI!!!! (Problem: These guys would rather spend money on drinking beer) Isn't Sheboygan really just a place that rich people from Milwaukee own homes in the 'burbs? At least they are up there.

My Tickets for the May 2nd Metallica show came today!!!! So excited I had to look at them three or four times. Damn I love Metallica.

Well its Valentines day and I am single still and I really don't mind. I don't have to worry if so and so is cheating on me, am I good enough for her, what should I do to make her feel better, is she still attracted to me? Nope all i gotta worry about is if I got enough coin to get me through tonight. Well ya know even if I get fall down drunk I still don't look for meaningful overnight relationships. Nope no one night stands, and no relationships based on sex (aka fucking) I'd rather have good old time love. GOD THAT SOUNDS SAPPY!!!

Well I am off to work.

Friday, February 13, 2004

There can only be one McCloud.

Been having some nasty side pains and head aches today. Mostly they go away pretty quickly but some times they stick around.

So I am thinking about my future ...again. I am thinking that if I get that cash gift this summer I will pay off my college loan shit and then get back into school either at VOTECH for Culinary Arts Business, or at UWP for an education degree and get my coaching certificate.

Listening to Korn ADIDAS on netscape radio right now, damn that Jonathan Davis where does he come up with such lyrics :).

I read some where that the elephants are again saying that it is all Bubba Tubby's fault on Sept 11th. Saying that Tubby cut back so much stuff that the CIA was hamstrung and couldn't do anything. Whats next are they gonna blame Tubby for Bush's inactivity in the NG? Bush in my estimates has the mental accumen of a smashed peanut and thats being kind. The man photos like a crack head each pic makes him look dumber and dumber. It makes me wonder if the cameramen get his a attension with a squeaking rubber ducky. "Here bushy here bushy bushy."

Valentines day is upon us again, commercialized as it is maybe I would enjoy it more with some one... ohh god that made me laugh. I see today that red roses have gone up in price, well of cource gouge the poor sap who has been running behind. This is the 1st year in 4 that I haven't bought roses or some kind for some one. Of cource the last three were all for multipul friends who just liked flowers and they each got one.

Well tomorrow is a big day. Work from noon till 8 or 9. I should get some sleep tonight and hit the bike early tomorrow morning then get off to work.

Good thought for the day: Ummm.... I didn't burn WPVL to the ground? No...How about Shark said I did a good job engineering tonight. Yea that works for me.

randomness is so bad

So I didn't fall asleep till after 2am, and then i woke up at 6 and now I can't get back to sleep. Damn I hate it when that happens. Heard on JJO this morning that GW Bush's approval rating is at its lowest since being elected. I say thank god, lets get that bastard out of office. I get up and read part of the WSJ paper and they have a small blurb in there about the Smothers Brothers. Did you know that Dick Smothers is a porn 'star'? No not one of the real Smothers Briothers but Dick's son Dick Jr. I kid you not with that little nugget.
Cathrine Zeta-Jones will be in the sequal to 'Oceans 11' called 'Oceans 12'. That is damn good to hear cause I thought she would have made a better Tess than Julia Roberts. There is just something about Miss Roberts that I don't find appealing. Yet I love Cathrine Zeta-Jones, she gets better with age. But what does she see in Mike Douglas. Well since it is 7:40 I think I will find something to do. I work at 2 at PVL and don't get out till some time around 8:30-9. I don't know why but I really do enjoy working. I am out for now but will place more random thoughts for no one to look at later on today.

Good Thing to look forward today: Prehaps a new Playboy featuring Torrie Wilson and Sable and/or new Marvel Comics on my door step.

Thursday, February 12, 2004

VD

Forgot to add we have this promo at work with the log title of 99VD, for Valentines Day. I don't know about you but nothing says loving like a VD.

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So I am back from LandsEnd and LeRoy Butler. He was quite funny to all the people in attendence. He seemed very personable and warm. Always nice to see that. Of cource he could just be very good in front of groups and he played us. But I doubt that.

On my way back on 151 some jackass in front of me kept weaving to and fro crossing the center line staying there for a little why then pulling back. I would have passed this mysterious driver if not for the fact that they were doing 80 to my 75. Sent out another resume today, its always a good feeling to think maybe I have what these guys want. Of course 6 weeks later and no reply and ya feel like shit.

Am I one of the three people not on the Akins diet? Don't get me wrong I love meat. Bacon, beef, fish all that good shit. But I need some bread or taters or something to go with it. Besides a diet really does no good unless there is some activity to go with it. Like added walking, running, biking something. Thats whats wrong with us. Not this unhealthy food we are eating, its the inactivity.

Ohh the other night at Page's Appt, we were discussing food options in Iraq with Mike (he was in Iraq) and asked what he had to eat and he said chicken all the fucking time, johnny asked if he got any beef or pork and mike said no never. Then we got into this discussion about how Muslims and Jews don't eat pork. So my big solution to the wars in the middle east and terrorism by Muslims is for them to start eating pork. Has a pork eater attacked this country? no. OK so maybe Tim McVey but he was kinda whacked out in the head. India doesn't eat beef and are Hindu and have they ever done any thing bad by us? No. Shit they are a peace loving people, just look at Ghandi.

The WSJ had some nice letters to the editor in it the last few days. One from a priest saying how Madison is not a moral place. Niether is the Vatican or the Roman Catholic Church right now. Clean up your house 1st then you can talk alright sparky. Always remember "if you judge be prepared to have yourself judged" OK so thats not word for word but it works for me. I have faults, jealousy and such ... wait shit thats a 7 deadly ain't it? Ohh well when I die I die and I'll pay for what ever misdeeds I did.

Speaking of Immoral things Page's 30th is in 3 days. And yes I plan on being as Immoral as I usually am, I will look at women but not touch but I will think immoral thoughts and I will drink and smoke. Yep thats my immoral things.

Peace I am out. Also is there anyway to get a counter on these things?

Good thought of the day: LeRoy Butler over came not being able to walk to become a great football player.

Bass Solo in 3..2..1

OK so I had to put this up here just minutes after it happened. I came home today around 3:45 and as I am walking up the front steps I can hear this real big beat coming from inside the house. When I walk in there is my grandfather tapping his foot to Eminem. That is not right. I asked him and he just said "it sounded catchy so I bought it." My god thats is not right. At least he is to def to know what the lyrics are.

Ya know whats bad... I am borrowing money to go drinking. Thats not good. But I will pay every one back after tuesday. Now you have to ask why is Hamms borrowing money to drink is he that much of an alcoholic? No its Johnny (wendler) Page's Birthday. He is 30 on sunday so Saturday night will be a drinking fest. I haven't had a drink since damn the last tuesday of January.

OK so I am opening my mail now, two letters and niether is a credit card offer.
But one is for the George Smith WSUP Radio Scholorship. As Douggy V just said "it goes to the one with the biggest boobs." I can't afford to donate anything right now anyway. And I wouldn't even if I could. George got some one I don't much care for an internship at PVL, and now that person works there full time, cause he can kiss ass with the best of them. (rumors all but I DO like to spread them) UHG. I think I might go. I'd have to get Page to go with see if Doug is coming back, I don't really know to many other alumn, bruce, bubble, demo, just james, Al (even though he never 'grad-u-am-taed', Adam, hmm any one else that I know of? Ohh checkershoes, Nate, Goatie, now I thinks that all I know. Well its time to move on to the next letter.... well thats something new aparently my Pekins loan has been paid in full. Who paid it off? Not me... woo!!! Ok so maybe I am over reacting I think its just that I consolidated and since I am doing that eveything is 'paid off' till i miss a payment and the bastards come after me looking to break my knee caps.
Well i am gonna go ride the bike and play some NCAA Football 2004, ya know I have riden that bike every day for the last 8 months. EVERYDAY for at least 30 minutes. Its a great cure for a hangover or shitty feeling. I suggest it to all. Also I have that fucking thing set as high as it will go and my legs are starting to look athletic which would mean I have one thing on my body that does now. :) OHH and LeRoy Butler is coming to LandsEnd tonight and I am gonna go see him maybe get a book. I always did like LeRoy. Well like a condom before a money shot I am off.

Wednesday, February 11, 2004



create your own visited states map

Ohh man ya know I used to have goals in life. A good job, a great wife, and good kids. Shit now all I want is a 20 gallon fish tank.

I have know this for the last three years, women want an asshole of a guy. Its about that posting I made earlier this week. With the CJ major, if I didn't post anything and just a pick, i never hear from her. If I say something nice nothing, no I have to say something runchy and mean just to get noticed. Uhg women say "Ohh, I want a nice guy" Come on here. At least men are openly shallow. Women are so closed of always saying looks don't matter its about the personality. What shit. If you are a pretty boy, have a 5 pound cock and 6 pack abs you are in. You can be dumb as a fucking rock or mean yet you still get in. Ya I am bitter about it.

But ya know this nice guys have the most baggage thing? They are right. They continually think something is wrong with them. Its always their fault it ends. At least thats the way i have seen it myself. I am not a nice guy by any means. No, nice guys don't find faults in nearly every person they meet. They don't get bored with people after 10 minutes. Shit thats me.

I can't be an asshole to people, I don't like the way it makes me feel. I can't act like I am better than people, thats not me. Instead I just drink my feelings away fuck it man fuck it. Ya know I still had control over myself at that last real house party I was at where I was talking all night to JZ and AW at EN for the after telethon. I just didn't feel like keeping that shit in any more. Now I rarely talk when I get drunk, its just easier to protect yourself from anything coming out that may hurt.

OK good thought for the day: Dan Sullivan, the new GM for Queen B Radio, paid me a complament today, said I sounded real good on air.
Thanks Dan.

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These
men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 -These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with
the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more, further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think ... what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day.

OK so I am getting the fucking hang of this shit many thanks to the knowledgable Tino. Sooner or later I will put up how to reply to the shit I am typing. Anyway I am sweaty and smelly from my bike ride and I need to go to work ... So I'll post later.

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

So I get home from Johnny Page's appt tonight, a little of a contact sickness but ohh well. As I get out of my car which has been parked in the garage I look behind me and there is this freaking dog, probably a collie, or something mixxxed with a collie staring at me. That freaked the shit out of me. Holy Christ. Its was just there!!! It kinda growls at me, so I growl back. It then starts barking and I hit the garage door to close and walk up stairs. Damn stray dog.

Mike Patraw is back from Iraq and we had a good discussion on the shit that was going down over there. Interesting shit to say the least.

Johnny Page turns 30 Sunday. Saturday night we will be celebrating. If it is any bigger than me and Johnny with an Abing siting I will be surprised.

So I have these postings going WSUP.ORG and on one of them its to get pics of women that we think are cute or hot or smoking. So then on this other site I find this girl, she is going to school in the area and I post her pic and say some not so flattering things. Imagine un-inventive locker room talk minus the full on vulgarity about a female cop. And guess what SHE CONTACTS ME!!! That is actually a 1st a pretty young lass contacting me. Seems as though she is upset about the posting I made. So I told her the truth, that I thought she was a pretty young lady and that I am sorry I wrote those things but I will take them down. I did because hey life is too short to fuck people over or to make people mad. After deleting what I said and her pic and just leaving a 'sorry' in its place she is still talking to me and BEING NICE!!! OK the last time a girl was nice to me they wanted me to buy them a drink than for me to fuck off. So I am not used to people being nice to me for no reason. Now I she'll never talk to me again which is kinda good because I hate to let down people. By let down I mean disavow that natural trust that humans have in other humans that we can be good people. Well that is all for me for this sitting. Maybe I'll leave ya something in the morn after I break fast. Nite all.

My 1st post woo, i bet you all can hear my heart beating.... (crickets chirping) ohh well I guess not. Well this is my 1st post and I shall add more... maybe.

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