Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Having Kittens
Spent last weekend at the parents place. Its nice to get away. Helped cut wood on Saturday before I had to go to QB for a basketball game. I forgot how much that can tax the body. My left middle finger is still slightly sore from it all. The middle knuckle hurts to bend it. Came back that night and went out. Before I met up with some fellow Myspace freinds I stopped at a bar I thought they may be at. Well they wern't but some one I know was. I talked with this young lady who i knew and who was very drunk for about 5-10 minutes before I noticed she was staring at my mouth and not looking at my eyes when I was talking. So I asked why, and her responce was "You just have this huge tongue and I love to see it, and how big it is, and I'd like to feel it." Well needless to say I didn't give her the chance to grab my tongue nor to feel my tongue in other places.
Sunday I took two of my moms kittens to Madison where I exchanged them with a former college friend and his wife to be, I can't spell that word so I won't even try. Anyway I took one really nice one and one nice one that could still be nicer. Well the really sweet one sat on me for about 15 minutes and I had to drive with one hand. While the other one was in the animal carrier. Well around Barneveld the one in the carrier started crying so I thought it wouldn't hurt anything to let him out so I opened the door. It took him awhile but he came out and then sat on me for about 10 minutes and then they both sat on me for awhile. Then around Mt. Horeb they both got off and jumped in the back seat. One went right to sleep the other meowed a few times while looking out the back and side window. Then the both slept until I got to East Towne Mall. I made the drop off and the kittens really seemed to like the new people. And I hope the parents really like the kittens as well cause thats who hey are going to. It was hard giving them up but they both get a nice home and they won't have to worry about wild animals or trying to find food if they get locked out now, and I bet they have heating pads that they could lay on too.
Spent last weekend at the parents place. Its nice to get away. Helped cut wood on Saturday before I had to go to QB for a basketball game. I forgot how much that can tax the body. My left middle finger is still slightly sore from it all. The middle knuckle hurts to bend it. Came back that night and went out. Before I met up with some fellow Myspace freinds I stopped at a bar I thought they may be at. Well they wern't but some one I know was. I talked with this young lady who i knew and who was very drunk for about 5-10 minutes before I noticed she was staring at my mouth and not looking at my eyes when I was talking. So I asked why, and her responce was "You just have this huge tongue and I love to see it, and how big it is, and I'd like to feel it." Well needless to say I didn't give her the chance to grab my tongue nor to feel my tongue in other places.
Sunday I took two of my moms kittens to Madison where I exchanged them with a former college friend and his wife to be, I can't spell that word so I won't even try. Anyway I took one really nice one and one nice one that could still be nicer. Well the really sweet one sat on me for about 15 minutes and I had to drive with one hand. While the other one was in the animal carrier. Well around Barneveld the one in the carrier started crying so I thought it wouldn't hurt anything to let him out so I opened the door. It took him awhile but he came out and then sat on me for about 10 minutes and then they both sat on me for awhile. Then around Mt. Horeb they both got off and jumped in the back seat. One went right to sleep the other meowed a few times while looking out the back and side window. Then the both slept until I got to East Towne Mall. I made the drop off and the kittens really seemed to like the new people. And I hope the parents really like the kittens as well cause thats who hey are going to. It was hard giving them up but they both get a nice home and they won't have to worry about wild animals or trying to find food if they get locked out now, and I bet they have heating pads that they could lay on too.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Why I Hate
Because it is easier to hate the things and people you don't understand than to embrace their differences. Or because they are really fucking dumb and annoying. Tonight was a good example of the latter. I was running late for work when I came up on a Caddy doing 55 so I started passing the guy. Noticed another car coming toward me. I started speeding up to pass the caddy when that fucking guy started speeding up. I started really going and he kept speeding up with me. Now I see that the other car is speeding up as well. Well I finally pass the guy after having to speed up to 90 to do. I miss the oncoming car by about 6 feet and the passed car by about 3 feet. So to all you fucking retards who like to speed up when some one tries to pass you. Fuck you. Asshole.
By the way Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader try outs on CMT are kinda hot.
Song of the Day: Alice in Chains "Man in the Box"
Thought O' Day: Where did she go?
Because it is easier to hate the things and people you don't understand than to embrace their differences. Or because they are really fucking dumb and annoying. Tonight was a good example of the latter. I was running late for work when I came up on a Caddy doing 55 so I started passing the guy. Noticed another car coming toward me. I started speeding up to pass the caddy when that fucking guy started speeding up. I started really going and he kept speeding up with me. Now I see that the other car is speeding up as well. Well I finally pass the guy after having to speed up to 90 to do. I miss the oncoming car by about 6 feet and the passed car by about 3 feet. So to all you fucking retards who like to speed up when some one tries to pass you. Fuck you. Asshole.
By the way Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader try outs on CMT are kinda hot.
Song of the Day: Alice in Chains "Man in the Box"
Thought O' Day: Where did she go?
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Well
Nothing all that big going on in my life. Work and work and sleep. Been kind of boring lately. Been trying to keep to myself as much as i could as well.
Its tele-thong weekend and that means weird shit happens. One weird thing that I was hoping for didn't happen. Which sucked. Last night was fun though hanging out with old friends, and just doing really stupid really fun things. To try and explain some of the things that we did would just defeat the purpose, you had to be there. There were pictures of testicals taken, not by me and not mine, there were pictures of men licking other men's heads and forheads and faces, yes I did a lot of that. There were at least 5 spilled drinks and 3 broken glasses. Which is way off last years pace. Two of the strangest people were me and Ed and neither of us were drinking. I "stole"two helium filled ballons from the Tub Club and walked downtown with them. I was in rare form doing the Special Ed "Its my Birthday thing" (yes I know I am going to hell at least I am having fun on the way there) I ended up giving one of my balloons to a fellow reveler, who was quite good looking. We ended up getting kicked out at 2:30 from the Hendge. Tonight should be fun but I don't know how long I'll be out. Unless it becomes a Puddin' and Porn night.
I am watching the telethon on Channel 5 right now and there is a lady on there in an interview that looks like if she were scared would shit herself is is so tightly wound. She is breathing so damn hard and looks nervous as shit. And the guy with her has a great wavy mullet.
OK later folks.
Song of the day: AC/DC "Highway to Hell"
Thought O' Day: Why do I fall like that?
Nothing all that big going on in my life. Work and work and sleep. Been kind of boring lately. Been trying to keep to myself as much as i could as well.
Its tele-thong weekend and that means weird shit happens. One weird thing that I was hoping for didn't happen. Which sucked. Last night was fun though hanging out with old friends, and just doing really stupid really fun things. To try and explain some of the things that we did would just defeat the purpose, you had to be there. There were pictures of testicals taken, not by me and not mine, there were pictures of men licking other men's heads and forheads and faces, yes I did a lot of that. There were at least 5 spilled drinks and 3 broken glasses. Which is way off last years pace. Two of the strangest people were me and Ed and neither of us were drinking. I "stole"two helium filled ballons from the Tub Club and walked downtown with them. I was in rare form doing the Special Ed "Its my Birthday thing" (yes I know I am going to hell at least I am having fun on the way there) I ended up giving one of my balloons to a fellow reveler, who was quite good looking. We ended up getting kicked out at 2:30 from the Hendge. Tonight should be fun but I don't know how long I'll be out. Unless it becomes a Puddin' and Porn night.
I am watching the telethon on Channel 5 right now and there is a lady on there in an interview that looks like if she were scared would shit herself is is so tightly wound. She is breathing so damn hard and looks nervous as shit. And the guy with her has a great wavy mullet.
OK later folks.
Song of the day: AC/DC "Highway to Hell"
Thought O' Day: Why do I fall like that?
