Monday, April 25, 2005
Fetch with the Dog
So the dog has the get the ball and return the ball down but he just won't give it up. You'd think he would have learned by now.
Just days away from flying to San Diego. Fun.
Work was well interesting tonight. I briefly talked to and made laugh (she even nudged me in the arm when she laughed) the hot bartender Lyndsay. Very sweet girl she is but I think she may smoke and even though I might make consetions with that for her its still a turn off.
Had a few drinks at Brothers Teddy Shaved his head.
Song of the Day: Slipknot "Before I Forget"
Thought O' Day: Why do the cute ones smoke?
So the dog has the get the ball and return the ball down but he just won't give it up. You'd think he would have learned by now.
Just days away from flying to San Diego. Fun.
Work was well interesting tonight. I briefly talked to and made laugh (she even nudged me in the arm when she laughed) the hot bartender Lyndsay. Very sweet girl she is but I think she may smoke and even though I might make consetions with that for her its still a turn off.
Had a few drinks at Brothers Teddy Shaved his head.
Song of the Day: Slipknot "Before I Forget"
Thought O' Day: Why do the cute ones smoke?
Friday, April 22, 2005
My Top Eleven Band WITH SONGS!!!
I won't make you guess
1) Metallica "Sad but True"
2) Sevendust "Bitch"
3) Godsmack "Keep Away"
4) Slipknot "Surfacing"
5) Korn "Shoots and Ladders"
6) Seether "Fine Again"
7) Soundgarden "My Wave"
8) Stone Temple Pilots "Dead and Bloated" "Sex type Thing" "Interstate Love Song"
9) Distrubed "Down with the Sickness"
10)Alice in Chains "Would"
11)Staind "So far away"
Special mentions: Chevelle, Mudvayne, Stone Sour, Theory of a Deadman, and AC/DC also Charlie Daniels "Drinking my Baby Goodbye" Works for me as well.
I won't make you guess
1) Metallica "Sad but True"
2) Sevendust "Bitch"
3) Godsmack "Keep Away"
4) Slipknot "Surfacing"
5) Korn "Shoots and Ladders"
6) Seether "Fine Again"
7) Soundgarden "My Wave"
8) Stone Temple Pilots "Dead and Bloated" "Sex type Thing" "Interstate Love Song"
9) Distrubed "Down with the Sickness"
10)Alice in Chains "Would"
11)Staind "So far away"
Special mentions: Chevelle, Mudvayne, Stone Sour, Theory of a Deadman, and AC/DC also Charlie Daniels "Drinking my Baby Goodbye" Works for me as well.
Thursday, April 21, 2005
Survey's GALOR!!!!
Your Linguistic Profile: |
55% General American English |
25% Upper Midwestern |
20% Yankee |
0% Dixie |
0% Midwestern |
You May Be a Bit Antisocial ... |
 Antisocial? That may be a bit of an understatement. You think rules are meant to be broken - and with gusto! Having no fear, you don't even think about consequences. But people love you anyway... you've got a boatload of charm. |
You Are 55% Normal (Somewhat Normal) |
 While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself |
| Your Irish Name Is... |
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Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Tino Should Like This
Its Dave Chappelle.
AND it deals with Macs.
http://www.jokaroo.com/ecards/funnymovies/chappellemacskit.html
Even if it is a spoof its funny.
Its Dave Chappelle.
AND it deals with Macs.
http://www.jokaroo.com/ecards/funnymovies/chappellemacskit.html
Even if it is a spoof its funny.
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
What I should do is...
Act like I am gay all the time. Not like flaming Tino/Mike Lyons Gay but something close to it. I haven't shown any interest in any woman this year and it works for me. This hat bartender at work (she has a name now Amy) asked to see my tattoo on my chest i guess cause it showed a bit. Ohh hot chicks asking me to un button some of my shirt.
Its currently storming in Belmont. I don't know if its the romantic in me or the crazy sociopath in me but I'd love to just sit with some one and watch a storm roll through.
Song of the Day: Nine Inch Nails "The Hand that Feeds"
Thought O' Day: What to do what to do?
Act like I am gay all the time. Not like flaming Tino/Mike Lyons Gay but something close to it. I haven't shown any interest in any woman this year and it works for me. This hat bartender at work (she has a name now Amy) asked to see my tattoo on my chest i guess cause it showed a bit. Ohh hot chicks asking me to un button some of my shirt.
Its currently storming in Belmont. I don't know if its the romantic in me or the crazy sociopath in me but I'd love to just sit with some one and watch a storm roll through.
Song of the Day: Nine Inch Nails "The Hand that Feeds"
Thought O' Day: What to do what to do?
Monday, April 18, 2005
The Weekender
So it was Brewers Trip 05 this weekend. Fun was had by most. Except those two girls who got into a yelling match about how one of them was going to live with the others boyfriend. I say hey lets just get along have trust of this other person and sooner or later you'll be having a 3-way. Anyway I had never seen Tino as drunk as he was except for his 21st. He was interesting. The bastard threw an empty water bottle out my sun roof too. Good thing the car behind me wasn't a state boy. Went to Hooters bad service, and I had something get caught on my gag reflex and it made me go and puke it was bad. Wings weren't bad but no where on par with BW3s. I slept 12 hours saturday sunday night and got 9 hours today. There is just something about this spring weather that gets me to sleep good.
Today is Heckle RJ Day. Indeed it will be done.
Song of the Day: Crossfade "Cold"
Thought O' Day: Whats up with that?
So it was Brewers Trip 05 this weekend. Fun was had by most. Except those two girls who got into a yelling match about how one of them was going to live with the others boyfriend. I say hey lets just get along have trust of this other person and sooner or later you'll be having a 3-way. Anyway I had never seen Tino as drunk as he was except for his 21st. He was interesting. The bastard threw an empty water bottle out my sun roof too. Good thing the car behind me wasn't a state boy. Went to Hooters bad service, and I had something get caught on my gag reflex and it made me go and puke it was bad. Wings weren't bad but no where on par with BW3s. I slept 12 hours saturday sunday night and got 9 hours today. There is just something about this spring weather that gets me to sleep good.
Today is Heckle RJ Day. Indeed it will be done.
Song of the Day: Crossfade "Cold"
Thought O' Day: Whats up with that?
Saturday, April 16, 2005
Stupid Ponce
So I am at OT's having a few with friends with a birthday girl when I turned around and put a buck in the slot machine. Well I am just playing some slots when I get my hat knocked off by some one. At 1st I am thinking it might be Cory Esser so I turn around and ... WHO IS THIS FUCKING GUY!?!?! Some jackass with drool rolling out of the right side of his mouth knocked my hat off by hitting me in the head. I asked "Do I know you?" He just looked at me. "Keep walking dude" Still just staring at me. Then the bouncer came over and asked do you two know each other? I said I don't know him. So he says dude you got some drool there keep walking. Both he and Jared and Jason say I thought you two knew each other otherwise why would he do something like that. Hey ya know sometimes people get stupid drunk. I was wondering if the guy wanted me to smash him in the face. He seemed to be looking for something like that. I would actually like to see how I would handle myself in a fight. I like to think I could really handle myself. I have seen enough that I am betting I either knock his ass out, break something on him, or get my ass handed to me. Either way I'd to try.
Song of the Day: Seether "remedy"
Thought O' Day: Was that chick really showing off her ass to us?
So I am at OT's having a few with friends with a birthday girl when I turned around and put a buck in the slot machine. Well I am just playing some slots when I get my hat knocked off by some one. At 1st I am thinking it might be Cory Esser so I turn around and ... WHO IS THIS FUCKING GUY!?!?! Some jackass with drool rolling out of the right side of his mouth knocked my hat off by hitting me in the head. I asked "Do I know you?" He just looked at me. "Keep walking dude" Still just staring at me. Then the bouncer came over and asked do you two know each other? I said I don't know him. So he says dude you got some drool there keep walking. Both he and Jared and Jason say I thought you two knew each other otherwise why would he do something like that. Hey ya know sometimes people get stupid drunk. I was wondering if the guy wanted me to smash him in the face. He seemed to be looking for something like that. I would actually like to see how I would handle myself in a fight. I like to think I could really handle myself. I have seen enough that I am betting I either knock his ass out, break something on him, or get my ass handed to me. Either way I'd to try.
Song of the Day: Seether "remedy"
Thought O' Day: Was that chick really showing off her ass to us?
Friday, April 15, 2005
Does it make you fucking happy?
Sorry I am just obsessed with Mudvayne's latest Happy?. Anyway some tid bits. New car handles great, found out why old car smelled got rid of source, never go to car wash when you need to piss, Jessie looked damn good tonight. I think I could have talked to her all night but I showed her that RJ was in the house and she talked to him. That's just the way I am. Send the hot girl to some one else. Just One Day till Brewers '05 damn I can not fucking wait.
We are cooking alligator at SWTC today. I gots an idea of what to do. Whether or not it gets done is an other question.
Song of the Day" Mudvayne "Happy?"
Thought O' Day: Do you lift me up just to knock me down again?
Ohh yeah I need to get laid. Or at least find some one I can talk to and (hate to say it) love.
Sorry I am just obsessed with Mudvayne's latest Happy?. Anyway some tid bits. New car handles great, found out why old car smelled got rid of source, never go to car wash when you need to piss, Jessie looked damn good tonight. I think I could have talked to her all night but I showed her that RJ was in the house and she talked to him. That's just the way I am. Send the hot girl to some one else. Just One Day till Brewers '05 damn I can not fucking wait.
We are cooking alligator at SWTC today. I gots an idea of what to do. Whether or not it gets done is an other question.
Song of the Day" Mudvayne "Happy?"
Thought O' Day: Do you lift me up just to knock me down again?
Ohh yeah I need to get laid. Or at least find some one I can talk to and (hate to say it) love.
Thursday, April 14, 2005
I am disturbed by this
And that takes a lot. It seems as though people are betting on who is going to be the next pope. Whoa. Thats not cool. Speculating is one thing but placing money and postioning people is something else.
And that takes a lot. It seems as though people are betting on who is going to be the next pope. Whoa. Thats not cool. Speculating is one thing but placing money and postioning people is something else.
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Just the Pig in Me.
OK so I am looking at this article and can't help but think the chick on the right is incredibly hot.
Damn you breast implants story.
OK so I am looking at this article and can't help but think the chick on the right is incredibly hot.
Damn you breast implants story.
Monday, April 11, 2005
ITS ALIVE!!!!
So we have internet again. You know they have that on computers now. Well it wasn't the computer that was the problem it was the ponces at mediacom for not recognizing us. As Jay has said with his hat cocked sideways and a bandanna sticking out from under "You bes' recognize BOYZZZZZ." Alright Jay as a street thug kind of is a weird image. Anyway got it running.
Short randomness now. You know how dreams are just like weird shit man. Well I had this really fucked up one last night. I dreamed that I was sitting on a couch with this girl from my past. Classmate thats all, we sat next to each other for about two years in classes too. See that was back when they put the smart kid who applies herself next to the weird smart kid who doesn't. Any way this girl Amy Van Overmeer was always a cuty to me. Short little brunette with glasses. Any way the dream progress as we talk and I flirt with her till she frakking stradles me and starts kissing me. Then the fucking alarm went off and I had to get up and miss the rest of the dream. DAMN YOU ALARM CLOCK!!!!!
Song of the Day: Theory of a Deadman "Invisable Man"
Thought O' Day: Can my dreams get any weirder?
So we have internet again. You know they have that on computers now. Well it wasn't the computer that was the problem it was the ponces at mediacom for not recognizing us. As Jay has said with his hat cocked sideways and a bandanna sticking out from under "You bes' recognize BOYZZZZZ." Alright Jay as a street thug kind of is a weird image. Anyway got it running.
Short randomness now. You know how dreams are just like weird shit man. Well I had this really fucked up one last night. I dreamed that I was sitting on a couch with this girl from my past. Classmate thats all, we sat next to each other for about two years in classes too. See that was back when they put the smart kid who applies herself next to the weird smart kid who doesn't. Any way this girl Amy Van Overmeer was always a cuty to me. Short little brunette with glasses. Any way the dream progress as we talk and I flirt with her till she frakking stradles me and starts kissing me. Then the fucking alarm went off and I had to get up and miss the rest of the dream. DAMN YOU ALARM CLOCK!!!!!
Song of the Day: Theory of a Deadman "Invisable Man"
Thought O' Day: Can my dreams get any weirder?
New Cable Connection
Yeppers and the computer doesn't like it. I can't access the net at home. Bad bad bad computer.
Yeppers and the computer doesn't like it. I can't access the net at home. Bad bad bad computer.
Thursday, April 07, 2005
Question?
For all you bloggers and LJ people who may read this blog I have a question for you. What would you do if some one of the same sex started coming on to you?
Well it would depend really with me. Have I had a few? Cause if I have I would just pass it off and not really acknowledge it. If I were sober I would probably feel flattered that a gay man found me attractive and worthwhile before a straight female did.
For all you bloggers and LJ people who may read this blog I have a question for you. What would you do if some one of the same sex started coming on to you?
Well it would depend really with me. Have I had a few? Cause if I have I would just pass it off and not really acknowledge it. If I were sober I would probably feel flattered that a gay man found me attractive and worthwhile before a straight female did.
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Things I'd like to do and things that don't matter.
So in today's WSJ there is a small artical about an RV salesman who is retiring. Well something I would love to do some day is drive any where I want in a RV. I'd love to find true love but for now I'd settle for driving cross country with my dog. Which by then could be a black lab, a german shepard, or a golden retriever. Thats all I want to do when I get old.
Now for a few rants.
The Pope is dead. Get over it. Its not like no one knew he was gonna die. Shit the last few years I been waiting for him to kick. C'on people YOU knew he was going to die. Get over it already. He did some great things sure but fuck did you think he was going to live forever. Yoda did not even live forever. Strong with the force he was, that strong he was not. When 600 years old you reach will you not look so good. Lets go people time to get over it. 3 days greiving period is over. Lets move on. I am pretty sure he was no ones father in a biological way, I am pretty sure he died a virgin.
2ndly I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING BRITISH ROYAL FUCKING FAMILY!!!!!! I don't care if the Queen is nailling a sheep or Charles is marrying a chair or the kids burn crosses. Thats over there this is over here. When the Bush Twins show up on my yard dancing naked in a drunken whirl then I'll care.
Song of the Day: NonPoint "In the Air Tonight"
Thought O' Day: Was that movie fucked up or am I just really tired?
So in today's WSJ there is a small artical about an RV salesman who is retiring. Well something I would love to do some day is drive any where I want in a RV. I'd love to find true love but for now I'd settle for driving cross country with my dog. Which by then could be a black lab, a german shepard, or a golden retriever. Thats all I want to do when I get old.
Now for a few rants.
The Pope is dead. Get over it. Its not like no one knew he was gonna die. Shit the last few years I been waiting for him to kick. C'on people YOU knew he was going to die. Get over it already. He did some great things sure but fuck did you think he was going to live forever. Yoda did not even live forever. Strong with the force he was, that strong he was not. When 600 years old you reach will you not look so good. Lets go people time to get over it. 3 days greiving period is over. Lets move on. I am pretty sure he was no ones father in a biological way, I am pretty sure he died a virgin.
2ndly I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING BRITISH ROYAL FUCKING FAMILY!!!!!! I don't care if the Queen is nailling a sheep or Charles is marrying a chair or the kids burn crosses. Thats over there this is over here. When the Bush Twins show up on my yard dancing naked in a drunken whirl then I'll care.
Song of the Day: NonPoint "In the Air Tonight"
Thought O' Day: Was that movie fucked up or am I just really tired?
Tuesday
Sorry I don't have more to offer nothing really going all that gravey right now. Its Tuesday night or if you want to be a dick its Wednesday Morning 12:04am. Been home from work for about 30 minutes and now I am doing laundry because it needs it. My grandfathers darks were in the washer I pulled them out. I HATE BLACK SOCKS THAT STICK TO MY SHIRT. Uhg.
Mintoris has been going quite well. I talked briefly with one of the the hot bartenders tonight Lyndsay. Really sweet girl I got her to laugh the other night. I did the bark like a dog in that shitty little ditty how much is that doggy in the window. And tonight while filling the mop bucket the other hot bartender, whom I don't have a name for yet came in and bent over in front of my while putting her garnishes away. I saw cleavage and a slight trace of a white bra then had to look away. Damn I hate trying to be a nice guy.
Also right now I am having a hell of a time with my eye sight its getting blurry from not sleeping. I wanted to drink tonight but couldn't damn you laundry.
Song of the Day: 2 of them: Static-X "Bled for Days" and Pat Boone "Enter Sandman"
Thought O' Day: Could I go about asking her for a drink?
Sorry I don't have more to offer nothing really going all that gravey right now. Its Tuesday night or if you want to be a dick its Wednesday Morning 12:04am. Been home from work for about 30 minutes and now I am doing laundry because it needs it. My grandfathers darks were in the washer I pulled them out. I HATE BLACK SOCKS THAT STICK TO MY SHIRT. Uhg.
Mintoris has been going quite well. I talked briefly with one of the the hot bartenders tonight Lyndsay. Really sweet girl I got her to laugh the other night. I did the bark like a dog in that shitty little ditty how much is that doggy in the window. And tonight while filling the mop bucket the other hot bartender, whom I don't have a name for yet came in and bent over in front of my while putting her garnishes away. I saw cleavage and a slight trace of a white bra then had to look away. Damn I hate trying to be a nice guy.
Also right now I am having a hell of a time with my eye sight its getting blurry from not sleeping. I wanted to drink tonight but couldn't damn you laundry.
Song of the Day: 2 of them: Static-X "Bled for Days" and Pat Boone "Enter Sandman"
Thought O' Day: Could I go about asking her for a drink?
Saturday, April 02, 2005
I AM NOTHING!!!! I FEEL NOTHING!!!! NOTHING!!!!!
Title curtesy of Fear Factory Descent.
Anyway last night I went with Kyle and RJ to Comedy night at the Arther Hous. I thought that the headliner was frakking hillarious. He looked like a longer haired Louie Anderson.
I thought I'd throw a living will on here real quick. One if I am in persitant vegetative state pull the plug after one month. I don't want to be hooked to any machines to keep me alive. Unless those machines make me into Darth Vader then I'm cool with it. I'd like a funeral Pyre but doubt thats gonna happen so cremate me. Spread my ashes over a creek and let me be. All my belongings can be divided up among my living relatives. What they don't want toss to the curb. Well that was simple.
Song of the Day: Fear Factory "Descent"
Thought O' Day: I hope this cooking works today.
Title curtesy of Fear Factory Descent.
Anyway last night I went with Kyle and RJ to Comedy night at the Arther Hous. I thought that the headliner was frakking hillarious. He looked like a longer haired Louie Anderson.
I thought I'd throw a living will on here real quick. One if I am in persitant vegetative state pull the plug after one month. I don't want to be hooked to any machines to keep me alive. Unless those machines make me into Darth Vader then I'm cool with it. I'd like a funeral Pyre but doubt thats gonna happen so cremate me. Spread my ashes over a creek and let me be. All my belongings can be divided up among my living relatives. What they don't want toss to the curb. Well that was simple.
Song of the Day: Fear Factory "Descent"
Thought O' Day: I hope this cooking works today.
