Friday, December 31, 2004
Top Ten Athletes I Have Seen in Person
Number 1: Brett Favre
Saw him the very last time they played an exhibation at Camp Randel.
Number 1: Brett Favre
Saw him the very last time they played an exhibation at Camp Randel.
Thursday, December 30, 2004
Add to the perfect woman
Personality wise and other things.
Tattoos, Ihave no problem with them, as long as they aren't so huge and so menecing that they take away from her. A tattoo like what WWE's Lita has is a little distracting for me. A nice small tattoo on the small of her back, her ankle, her upper arm, or the back of her neck are fine. Tattoos on boobs I don't like. Body hair wise the less is better, legs and underarms and what not. Down there is up to her, I'd just be happy to see it (wink wink nudge nudge). Peircings are alright as long as they aren't to be covered by a bra or panties, those peircings to me are a little extreme. I am not a big fan of facial piercings either, lips, eye brows, nose, and tongue are not deal breakers but they are turn offs. A bellybotton ring is fine and ear piercings are fine too.
Personality wise this is the hard part.
She would be laid back, and not easly pissed off. She can handle the fact that I could hang out with others and let her hang out with others too. She lives her life, I live my life and we live our lives. We don't have to always be together but when we are good things happen. She wants more out of life and won't settle for a job, she wants a career. Has to like and want kids, has to like animals. Must like or at least tolerate my sports and has to like music.
Song of the Day: REM "Its the end of the world (as we know it)"
Thought O' Day: Somebody else is interested in meeting me now?
Personality wise and other things.
Tattoos, Ihave no problem with them, as long as they aren't so huge and so menecing that they take away from her. A tattoo like what WWE's Lita has is a little distracting for me. A nice small tattoo on the small of her back, her ankle, her upper arm, or the back of her neck are fine. Tattoos on boobs I don't like. Body hair wise the less is better, legs and underarms and what not. Down there is up to her, I'd just be happy to see it (wink wink nudge nudge). Peircings are alright as long as they aren't to be covered by a bra or panties, those peircings to me are a little extreme. I am not a big fan of facial piercings either, lips, eye brows, nose, and tongue are not deal breakers but they are turn offs. A bellybotton ring is fine and ear piercings are fine too.
Personality wise this is the hard part.
She would be laid back, and not easly pissed off. She can handle the fact that I could hang out with others and let her hang out with others too. She lives her life, I live my life and we live our lives. We don't have to always be together but when we are good things happen. She wants more out of life and won't settle for a job, she wants a career. Has to like and want kids, has to like animals. Must like or at least tolerate my sports and has to like music.
Song of the Day: REM "Its the end of the world (as we know it)"
Thought O' Day: Somebody else is interested in meeting me now?
Building the Perfect Woman Hamms Style
Since its SOOOOO damn hard to find that one perfect for me I will create her. Sorry the personality will have to be up loaded last body parts 1st.
Feet and Legs. For some reason I like shorter women, but ones with long legs nice long legs so my perfect woman has Stacy Kiebler's legs.
For arms I have some reason I like thin long arms. No stubby T-Rex Arms for sure. I also like them to have a little color, so no really pale arms. I just found these arms so they really don't matter who they belong too.
I love black hair, brunettes are great too and red heads. I am not to big on blonds, just because every one seems to love blonds. I kind of like this hair style, this is Heather Christianson red streaked blond (there is something so wrong about it that it is appealling),
and this is Sung Hi Lee and the black hair.
Feel free to print all the pics out and make her. Size approximate.
Song of the Day: Velvet Revolver "Dirty Little Thing"
Thought O' Day: What to do tomorrow?
Since its SOOOOO damn hard to find that one perfect for me I will create her. Sorry the personality will have to be up loaded last body parts 1st.
Feet and Legs. For some reason I like shorter women, but ones with long legs nice long legs so my perfect woman has Stacy Kiebler's legs.
For arms I have some reason I like thin long arms. No stubby T-Rex Arms for sure. I also like them to have a little color, so no really pale arms. I just found these arms so they really don't matter who they belong too.
I love black hair, brunettes are great too and red heads. I am not to big on blonds, just because every one seems to love blonds. I kind of like this hair style, this is Heather Christianson red streaked blond (there is something so wrong about it that it is appealling),
and this is Sung Hi Lee and the black hair.
Feel free to print all the pics out and make her. Size approximate.
Song of the Day: Velvet Revolver "Dirty Little Thing"
Thought O' Day: What to do tomorrow?
Wednesday, December 29, 2004
'Law & Order' Star Jerry Orbach Dies
He played Lenny Briscoe. Also he was Baby's father in Dirty Dancing. As we all know no one puts baby in the corner. Rest in Peace Jerry.
Here is the story. So now i wonder who is the 3rd?
He played Lenny Briscoe. Also he was Baby's father in Dirty Dancing. As we all know no one puts baby in the corner. Rest in Peace Jerry.
Here is the story. So now i wonder who is the 3rd?
We can't train a cat that fast
Indeed we can't. I went and saw Oceans 12 tonight with the one RJ. It was very good, I loved the humor. And Cathrine Zeta-Jones is still frakking yummy. Ohh those eyes.
On the way home I had a voice mail, from my favorite lesbian, odd since I didn't know she had my number. Anyway she calls to tell me that her boyfriend wants her back. Boyfriend is a play on words because her butch girlfriend makes me look look like a petite woman. The message was like 5 minutes long, and rambling and all over the place, she was crying thats never good. I called her and left her a voice mail that was all of ten seconds long. "Please don't drag me into this. You know she doesn't like and could beat me up. Besides you are an adult do what you feel is best. Talk to ya later, Chad." 1st off she knows knows me as Chad so thats a little weird secondly she is one of the few women I feel comfortable around. Here is our background, I met her in Dodgeville at LandsEnd when she and I were both training for phone service what the fucks. She was and probably still is really cute. Not like beautiful, but cute. Very personable, and we kinda hit it off, it also helped that she was also kind of following me around in the AC. The third day of kinda hanging out I asked if she wanted to get something to eat after the AC, she said sure, but I have to call someone. I thought it was a boyfriend, and it was. Butch as I refered to her as was 6'2"-6'5" depending on which convience store she is leaving and weighs about 290. And she is butch, got the short hair and flannel going for her. And I think she has more hair on her body than me. Well long story short Butch didn't like her hanging with me and told her so. Then I hear butch kicked her out of the apartment they share because she was flirting with another woman. Butch is the most territorial person I ever met she'd piss on a sandwich to keep you from eating it. So whats the reason for this whole story? I thought straight women were a little messed up, I guess gay women might be even worse.
Song of the Day: Rage Against the Machine "testify"
Thought O' Day: Could we teach a cat that quick?
Indeed we can't. I went and saw Oceans 12 tonight with the one RJ. It was very good, I loved the humor. And Cathrine Zeta-Jones is still frakking yummy. Ohh those eyes.
On the way home I had a voice mail, from my favorite lesbian, odd since I didn't know she had my number. Anyway she calls to tell me that her boyfriend wants her back. Boyfriend is a play on words because her butch girlfriend makes me look look like a petite woman. The message was like 5 minutes long, and rambling and all over the place, she was crying thats never good. I called her and left her a voice mail that was all of ten seconds long. "Please don't drag me into this. You know she doesn't like and could beat me up. Besides you are an adult do what you feel is best. Talk to ya later, Chad." 1st off she knows knows me as Chad so thats a little weird secondly she is one of the few women I feel comfortable around. Here is our background, I met her in Dodgeville at LandsEnd when she and I were both training for phone service what the fucks. She was and probably still is really cute. Not like beautiful, but cute. Very personable, and we kinda hit it off, it also helped that she was also kind of following me around in the AC. The third day of kinda hanging out I asked if she wanted to get something to eat after the AC, she said sure, but I have to call someone. I thought it was a boyfriend, and it was. Butch as I refered to her as was 6'2"-6'5" depending on which convience store she is leaving and weighs about 290. And she is butch, got the short hair and flannel going for her. And I think she has more hair on her body than me. Well long story short Butch didn't like her hanging with me and told her so. Then I hear butch kicked her out of the apartment they share because she was flirting with another woman. Butch is the most territorial person I ever met she'd piss on a sandwich to keep you from eating it. So whats the reason for this whole story? I thought straight women were a little messed up, I guess gay women might be even worse.
Song of the Day: Rage Against the Machine "testify"
Thought O' Day: Could we teach a cat that quick?
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
The Dog has been clipped and washed
I repeat the Dog has been clipped and washed.
Awaiting toenail clipping orders.
I repeat the Dog has been clipped and washed.
Awaiting toenail clipping orders.
I repeat the Dog has been clipped and washed.
Awaiting toenail clipping orders.
I repeat the Dog has been clipped and washed.
Awaiting toenail clipping orders.
Sunday, December 26, 2004
That feeling
OK so I have been having this feeling for some time now. Its actually pretty weird. I just have this feeling that I am living in a world that I have created and that it moves to my subconcience and that some how all the people I come in contact with are wired to my thoughts, actions, and what not. Its kinda like the Truman Show. Its creapy and wierd. I mean what if. What if you were in an accident years ago and never knew it and you are in a coma and this coma is somehow manifesting itself as your real life. Your real life is what you want it to be. The matrix with you in control. That girl you want to go out with is just a figment of your imagination that you subconsciencely should never go out with because you are going to find some one better. Its where only person thoughts are some how leaked to other people. Where new info is picked up by people you have never talked to in your life, yet they know about a secret only you and an other person know.
Thats my paranoid version anyway.
What did I get for X-mas. My mom made me a bath robe, and some PJ bottoms, young brother got me the old San Diego Padres Hat (the mustard on shit color one), I got money and gift certs, a new supermax shirt, a big daddy shirt that looks like its advertising Jack Daniel's, and some boxer breifs. I don't like tighty whites cause they don't like my thighs and I don't like boxers cause they feel like nothing as all. Though that old pair of silk ones I had felt SOOOOO good. Damn I wish I never lost those in that hotel room.
Well that is my Peace on that peice
Song of the Day: NIN "Closer"
Thought O' Day: Not a thought just again saying Reggie White you will be missed.
OK so I have been having this feeling for some time now. Its actually pretty weird. I just have this feeling that I am living in a world that I have created and that it moves to my subconcience and that some how all the people I come in contact with are wired to my thoughts, actions, and what not. Its kinda like the Truman Show. Its creapy and wierd. I mean what if. What if you were in an accident years ago and never knew it and you are in a coma and this coma is somehow manifesting itself as your real life. Your real life is what you want it to be. The matrix with you in control. That girl you want to go out with is just a figment of your imagination that you subconsciencely should never go out with because you are going to find some one better. Its where only person thoughts are some how leaked to other people. Where new info is picked up by people you have never talked to in your life, yet they know about a secret only you and an other person know.
Thats my paranoid version anyway.
What did I get for X-mas. My mom made me a bath robe, and some PJ bottoms, young brother got me the old San Diego Padres Hat (the mustard on shit color one), I got money and gift certs, a new supermax shirt, a big daddy shirt that looks like its advertising Jack Daniel's, and some boxer breifs. I don't like tighty whites cause they don't like my thighs and I don't like boxers cause they feel like nothing as all. Though that old pair of silk ones I had felt SOOOOO good. Damn I wish I never lost those in that hotel room.
Well that is my Peace on that peice
Song of the Day: NIN "Closer"
Thought O' Day: Not a thought just again saying Reggie White you will be missed.
New Years Resolutions
1. Continue to breath.
2. Wake up at least once in two days.
3. Look at boobs more.
4. Admire the female form more.
5. Talk to women even less.
6. Hate Bush even more, (i prefer a nice little mohawk)
7. Stop listening to conservatives on how to live my life.
Finally,
8. Drink more.
Had Christmas in Darlington yesterday. Mom's family, today is immediate family with Jerry. UHG. FUCKING UHG. If I didn't call you to say merry christmas well I don't have your cell phone number. Only three people in my phone book didn't get calls, one because i talked to her at her boyfriends, one because he is Jewish and 3 because I sent her a card and really didn't think she wants to hear from me. I got somebody a Christmas gift I still have to mail it though. I like to think of it as just a gift with no implacations, no I wanna date you, no I wanna nail you, just a present. I hope its understood as that. But of course when you have a slight drunken history with some one (no it wasn't a hook up, it was something I said to her but wasn't mean or disgusting, just drunken looking back).
Hamms speaks the truth, thats my Peace with that peice, have a Happy New Year, I'll be at OT's.
Song of the Day: Dope "You spin me 'round like a record"
Thought O' Day: How long will the snow last?
1. Continue to breath.
2. Wake up at least once in two days.
3. Look at boobs more.
4. Admire the female form more.
5. Talk to women even less.
6. Hate Bush even more, (i prefer a nice little mohawk)
7. Stop listening to conservatives on how to live my life.
Finally,
8. Drink more.
Had Christmas in Darlington yesterday. Mom's family, today is immediate family with Jerry. UHG. FUCKING UHG. If I didn't call you to say merry christmas well I don't have your cell phone number. Only three people in my phone book didn't get calls, one because i talked to her at her boyfriends, one because he is Jewish and 3 because I sent her a card and really didn't think she wants to hear from me. I got somebody a Christmas gift I still have to mail it though. I like to think of it as just a gift with no implacations, no I wanna date you, no I wanna nail you, just a present. I hope its understood as that. But of course when you have a slight drunken history with some one (no it wasn't a hook up, it was something I said to her but wasn't mean or disgusting, just drunken looking back).
Hamms speaks the truth, thats my Peace with that peice, have a Happy New Year, I'll be at OT's.
Song of the Day: Dope "You spin me 'round like a record"
Thought O' Day: How long will the snow last?
Minister Of Defence
RIP Reggie White.
Thank you for the way you played and the person you were.
RIP Reggie White.
Thank you for the way you played and the person you were.
Saturday, December 25, 2004
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM HAMMS AND ALL HIS PERSONALITIES!!!!
Now go get a job you fucking hippy!!!!!
Thursday, December 23, 2004
life is worth living
Its bad that I have to keep tell this to people. So I have been drinking since about 6:30pm. Its currently 2:08am when I start this. No real drama down town tonight. A person whom I know through Roger James Osterhaus was crying tonight after getting yelled at by some chick, and a classmate was almost in tears about personal issues. Maybe its just because I am so cold or detatched from human life but I really don't know what to tell them. I told Jen the girl through RJ, 'never let what any one else tells you, influence how you live your life.' Thats great drunk talk but I believe it. Live the life you want to. I had no words of wisdom for the other one.
My left leg is absolutly freezing because a full drink was spilled on it. My pants will need washed tomorrow. Some drunk girl tried hitting on me tonight but me and Page were talking so I never yacked at her.
Also I heard that my favorite lesbian has broken things off with her girl friend and moved out, I still don't have a chance.
I have to admit I am a little depressed that I am still alone at Christmas time, but I am not nearly as depressed as last year when I just kept seeing couples together. Not nearly as many couples have I seen this year.
I gotta tell ya the Whipping Boy did a number on me, showing that some one can actually do me a favor. Its been about 6 months but since then I have really felt better about myself.
Relationships are a weird thing.
Its Holiday season time and I wish you all a happy holiday of your choise.
Song of the Day: Cold 'Stupid Girl'
Thought O' Day: How muc did I drink?
Its bad that I have to keep tell this to people. So I have been drinking since about 6:30pm. Its currently 2:08am when I start this. No real drama down town tonight. A person whom I know through Roger James Osterhaus was crying tonight after getting yelled at by some chick, and a classmate was almost in tears about personal issues. Maybe its just because I am so cold or detatched from human life but I really don't know what to tell them. I told Jen the girl through RJ, 'never let what any one else tells you, influence how you live your life.' Thats great drunk talk but I believe it. Live the life you want to. I had no words of wisdom for the other one.
My left leg is absolutly freezing because a full drink was spilled on it. My pants will need washed tomorrow. Some drunk girl tried hitting on me tonight but me and Page were talking so I never yacked at her.
Also I heard that my favorite lesbian has broken things off with her girl friend and moved out, I still don't have a chance.
I have to admit I am a little depressed that I am still alone at Christmas time, but I am not nearly as depressed as last year when I just kept seeing couples together. Not nearly as many couples have I seen this year.
I gotta tell ya the Whipping Boy did a number on me, showing that some one can actually do me a favor. Its been about 6 months but since then I have really felt better about myself.
Relationships are a weird thing.
Its Holiday season time and I wish you all a happy holiday of your choise.
Song of the Day: Cold 'Stupid Girl'
Thought O' Day: How muc did I drink?
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
thumps head
So my grandfather asked me to pay his bills on-line, I say leave all the info. Leave your card and the web address. Then he tells me they may need my mothers maiden name. Then he says just tell them you are me. WHAT!?!? Its the internet they can't tell if its me. Yes they can. Its the internet no they can't. Yes they can. Fine. Leave the stuff. They may need my blood type too. Sure write it down. and my social security number. ok. and my credit card.just leave it all for me.
Well I come in to do it and its a fucking phone number. I thought it was a fucking web address so fuck this shit I ain't call for him. Thats his shit, not mine. Fuck it I am leaving it for him. I ain't calling places that he can fucking call when I know he knows how to use a fucking phone.
I am off for drinks to Shannon and others. end of semester. Maybe I'll try and pick me up a bar slut and score some points.
Thats my Peace with that piece
Song of the Day: Chevelle'Vitamin R'
Thought O' Day: Does he get any more senile?
So my grandfather asked me to pay his bills on-line, I say leave all the info. Leave your card and the web address. Then he tells me they may need my mothers maiden name. Then he says just tell them you are me. WHAT!?!? Its the internet they can't tell if its me. Yes they can. Its the internet no they can't. Yes they can. Fine. Leave the stuff. They may need my blood type too. Sure write it down. and my social security number. ok. and my credit card.just leave it all for me.
Well I come in to do it and its a fucking phone number. I thought it was a fucking web address so fuck this shit I ain't call for him. Thats his shit, not mine. Fuck it I am leaving it for him. I ain't calling places that he can fucking call when I know he knows how to use a fucking phone.
I am off for drinks to Shannon and others. end of semester. Maybe I'll try and pick me up a bar slut and score some points.
Thats my Peace with that piece
Song of the Day: Chevelle'Vitamin R'
Thought O' Day: Does he get any more senile?
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
ohh yeah
Did I mention ITS BUTT NUMBING FUCKING COLD. i WAS SHIVING IN MY FUCKING CAR FOR GOD SAKES!!!! Well winter is here I guess.
Did I mention ITS BUTT NUMBING FUCKING COLD. i WAS SHIVING IN MY FUCKING CAR FOR GOD SAKES!!!! Well winter is here I guess.
Mom Sues Wal-Mart Over Daughter's Suicide
here is the article.
She is suing because her mentally defective child (she had depression) bought a gun from Wal-mart. A gun she used to kill herself with. They say Wal-Mart should have known because she got her prescription from a seperate Wal-Mart Pharmacy. All I say is God fucking damnit!!! Why do people blame everyone else? Why is their no accountabilty these days. What the fuck!! You know she is manic depressive and schitzo. Get her help. Wal-Mart is many things a fucking psychoanalist its not.
here is the article.
She is suing because her mentally defective child (she had depression) bought a gun from Wal-mart. A gun she used to kill herself with. They say Wal-Mart should have known because she got her prescription from a seperate Wal-Mart Pharmacy. All I say is God fucking damnit!!! Why do people blame everyone else? Why is their no accountabilty these days. What the fuck!! You know she is manic depressive and schitzo. Get her help. Wal-Mart is many things a fucking psychoanalist its not.
Monday, December 20, 2004
New Fantasy League
I am developing a new fantasy league that all the members of The Blognet can enjoy. This new league will not involve any knowledge of sports so Tino and Jay are safe.
So what is this new league?
Rotisserie Sluts.
Where as in other fantasy sports you can not play with your self (yes its a double meaning!!!!) in this fantasy league you can!!! (Again a double meaning!!!!!) OK so this is how it works. When you go out you can play it three ways. (AGAIN WITH THE DOUBLE MEANINGS!!!!)
Way One: Pick three bar sluts and try to monitor them all night. Its best to try and pick a group of women and 'stalk' them. If one bar slut takes home a guy its 10 points. If the guy came in with a girl or a group of girls its another 10 points. If the guy knowingly has a girlfriend thats a plus 15. So one girl could score you 35 points. If the guy is a geek. Thats a plus 20. So one girl could score you 55 points if she picks up a computer engineer, who has a girl friend who he brings to the bar. Its only 7 points however if you lose this girl when she leaves with a guy. If you lose her entirely its -5. Yes you can play this way with two other people.
Way Two: Find a hot bartender and try to pick her up. If she doesn't bite (AGAIN!!!!) try hook up with her equally hot friend. As we all know hot chicks run in packs they are like wolves. If you hook up with the hot bartender its 50 points. No questions asked 50 points. If you hook up with the hot friend its 30 points. If you hook up with both hotties its 100 points. If any kind of sexual aid is introduced its 150 points. So for max points you need to hook up with hot bartender her friend and have them introduce some kind of sexual aid, whether it be a strap on, vibrator, lube, body oil, or Lindsay Lohan.
Way Three: You score points for yourself. But you have to become the bar slut. No hot chicks only 1's, 2's, and 3's. Fat chicks, burn victims, midgets, and overly pierced chicks count as 30. Fat chicks with hot friends who are cock blocking are worth 50. You need a wing man he should hit on the hot chick and you hit on the fat chick. Extra points for each pound over 220 pounds. 50 points if she has more than two chins. 75 huge points if she has more hair on her chest, upper lip, genitals, and legs than you. 100 points if she is blind. (Yes I know I am going to hell.) So biggest score possible happens if you nail a blind 275 pound three chinned cock blocker of a hot chick who needs a shave.
Thats my Peace with that piece.
Song of the Day: Otis Redding (siting on) The dock of the bay.
Thought O' Day: Am I really that twisted that I just came up with that game?
I am developing a new fantasy league that all the members of The Blognet can enjoy. This new league will not involve any knowledge of sports so Tino and Jay are safe.
So what is this new league?
Rotisserie Sluts.
Where as in other fantasy sports you can not play with your self (yes its a double meaning!!!!) in this fantasy league you can!!! (Again a double meaning!!!!!) OK so this is how it works. When you go out you can play it three ways. (AGAIN WITH THE DOUBLE MEANINGS!!!!)
Way One: Pick three bar sluts and try to monitor them all night. Its best to try and pick a group of women and 'stalk' them. If one bar slut takes home a guy its 10 points. If the guy came in with a girl or a group of girls its another 10 points. If the guy knowingly has a girlfriend thats a plus 15. So one girl could score you 35 points. If the guy is a geek. Thats a plus 20. So one girl could score you 55 points if she picks up a computer engineer, who has a girl friend who he brings to the bar. Its only 7 points however if you lose this girl when she leaves with a guy. If you lose her entirely its -5. Yes you can play this way with two other people.
Way Two: Find a hot bartender and try to pick her up. If she doesn't bite (AGAIN!!!!) try hook up with her equally hot friend. As we all know hot chicks run in packs they are like wolves. If you hook up with the hot bartender its 50 points. No questions asked 50 points. If you hook up with the hot friend its 30 points. If you hook up with both hotties its 100 points. If any kind of sexual aid is introduced its 150 points. So for max points you need to hook up with hot bartender her friend and have them introduce some kind of sexual aid, whether it be a strap on, vibrator, lube, body oil, or Lindsay Lohan.
Way Three: You score points for yourself. But you have to become the bar slut. No hot chicks only 1's, 2's, and 3's. Fat chicks, burn victims, midgets, and overly pierced chicks count as 30. Fat chicks with hot friends who are cock blocking are worth 50. You need a wing man he should hit on the hot chick and you hit on the fat chick. Extra points for each pound over 220 pounds. 50 points if she has more than two chins. 75 huge points if she has more hair on her chest, upper lip, genitals, and legs than you. 100 points if she is blind. (Yes I know I am going to hell.) So biggest score possible happens if you nail a blind 275 pound three chinned cock blocker of a hot chick who needs a shave.
Thats my Peace with that piece.
Song of the Day: Otis Redding (siting on) The dock of the bay.
Thought O' Day: Am I really that twisted that I just came up with that game?
Saturday, December 18, 2004
End of the Year Voting
In what I hope will become a yearly thing I present you with "Who's this fucking guy?" Its from common slugs who some how made it big, and now might not fade away.
Kevin Federline- This dude is nailing Britney Spears and his only asset apparently is a huge cock.
Ken Jennings- Geeky Morman who knew too much and won a shit load of Alec Trebecks money.
William Hung- AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH
Scott Peterson- Killed his wife, bleached his hair, looked like tool, gets the needle now.
Rick Solomon- Screwed Paris Hilton. OK so thats not shocking, video taping it in Iraqi night vision is.
Nathan Gale- Shot Dimebag Darrel. Nathan Gale should rot in hell and have Darrel come by every once and a while and shove an axe up his ass.
Now this is how it works if you want to vote for "Who's This Fucking Guy? 2004" all you do is leave a comment. The fucking guy with the most "Who's This Fucking Guy" Votes wins the Trophy. (Trophy will be shown when all votes are tallied) Voting is open to all who come to my blog. Voting ends December 31. You can vote as often as you want.
Song to Vote To: Tool "Forty Six &2"
Thought O' Day: WHO IS THIS FUCKING GUY!!!!
In what I hope will become a yearly thing I present you with "Who's this fucking guy?" Its from common slugs who some how made it big, and now might not fade away.
Kevin Federline- This dude is nailing Britney Spears and his only asset apparently is a huge cock.
Ken Jennings- Geeky Morman who knew too much and won a shit load of Alec Trebecks money.
William Hung- AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH
Scott Peterson- Killed his wife, bleached his hair, looked like tool, gets the needle now.
Rick Solomon- Screwed Paris Hilton. OK so thats not shocking, video taping it in Iraqi night vision is.
Nathan Gale- Shot Dimebag Darrel. Nathan Gale should rot in hell and have Darrel come by every once and a while and shove an axe up his ass.
Now this is how it works if you want to vote for "Who's This Fucking Guy? 2004" all you do is leave a comment. The fucking guy with the most "Who's This Fucking Guy" Votes wins the Trophy. (Trophy will be shown when all votes are tallied) Voting is open to all who come to my blog. Voting ends December 31. You can vote as often as you want.
Song to Vote To: Tool "Forty Six &2"
Thought O' Day: WHO IS THIS FUCKING GUY!!!!
Friday, December 17, 2004
EXPONENT
I like Art I really do like him he is cool. Now for what sucks and a basic recap.
Brian West does over a full page editorial about how fucking great he is. About how Chunky Monkey Marque said congratulations Brian to him. Doesn't he know that Chuckles just remembers names for that one day? Shit he said congratulation chad to me. I said eat me, and gave him a hug. BW thinks that he is hot shit. Think it bubba. I really never did care for your holy greater than thou knows all attitude. It always pissed me off.
Now for an other letter to the editor. Some girl is upset because she has to call the food service people at UWP so that she can get her Vegan meal. She says its an inconvenience. She also says she has one animal by-product because of ethics. OK Luv lets start. One I respect your ethics, I don't understand them, but I will respect them. Do you know how many other students are at UWP? Some decent number. You want these people who are mass producing food to make you one fucking soy burger, with unwilted lettuse, soy cheese, a tomato, and natural mustard, or to just make you one special meal? Lady you better be fucking worth it. You better cure cancer through brussel sprouts or something. She says that she has to call every day and they will prepare it for her. Well she forgets to call sometimes. I have any idea, instead of calling your next door dorm mate how this guy came in your mouth why not call food service instead? (mindless tangent: does she swallow? I mean sperm is an animal by-product.) Also does she know what a fucking inconvenice it is for the rest of us Carnivores to pick up the slack in her not eating meat? PULEAZE. I have been eating an extra steak a day to pick up the slack so beef producers can feed their family.
Thats my Peace with that piece
Song of the Day: Metallica "Harvester of Sorrow"
Thought O' Day: Damn did I spend that much again.
I like Art I really do like him he is cool. Now for what sucks and a basic recap.
Brian West does over a full page editorial about how fucking great he is. About how Chunky Monkey Marque said congratulations Brian to him. Doesn't he know that Chuckles just remembers names for that one day? Shit he said congratulation chad to me. I said eat me, and gave him a hug. BW thinks that he is hot shit. Think it bubba. I really never did care for your holy greater than thou knows all attitude. It always pissed me off.
Now for an other letter to the editor. Some girl is upset because she has to call the food service people at UWP so that she can get her Vegan meal. She says its an inconvenience. She also says she has one animal by-product because of ethics. OK Luv lets start. One I respect your ethics, I don't understand them, but I will respect them. Do you know how many other students are at UWP? Some decent number. You want these people who are mass producing food to make you one fucking soy burger, with unwilted lettuse, soy cheese, a tomato, and natural mustard, or to just make you one special meal? Lady you better be fucking worth it. You better cure cancer through brussel sprouts or something. She says that she has to call every day and they will prepare it for her. Well she forgets to call sometimes. I have any idea, instead of calling your next door dorm mate how this guy came in your mouth why not call food service instead? (mindless tangent: does she swallow? I mean sperm is an animal by-product.) Also does she know what a fucking inconvenice it is for the rest of us Carnivores to pick up the slack in her not eating meat? PULEAZE. I have been eating an extra steak a day to pick up the slack so beef producers can feed their family.
Thats my Peace with that piece
Song of the Day: Metallica "Harvester of Sorrow"
Thought O' Day: Damn did I spend that much again.
Top Ten Athletes I Have Seen in Person
Number 2:
Dany Heatley
Number 2:
Dany Heatley
Thursday, December 16, 2004
Just buzzed
OK so I went to Steve's with Tino for some drinks and ZZA. Vodka is an evil little drink. I always get angry with that shit. Anyway two HOT bartenders. One of whom was nice the other didn't seem like she would piss on me if I was on fire. She was also the hotter of the two. Its hard when they are both hot but the other girl just had these eyes. She said she was hot and I looked at Tino and maybe too loud said yes you are. I am a pig I admit this.
Now lets look at Christmas songs and just how bad they are.
"WHITE CHRISTMAS" what a racist song title. Why not just just say "we gonna have a Klan Khristmas" I am dreaming of a White Christmas damn Bing I didn't know you hated darkies.
Why is snow white anyway? It covers the ground which at that time is usually brown so its once again a case of whitie keeping 'em down.
"RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER" The line "they wouldn't let poor Rudolph play any reindeer games." What a bunch of seperatists. Shit man if they have names like Donner, Blitzen (likes the Blatz), Dancer (fruit) Prancer (flaming fruit) Vixen (I bet is a cross dresser) Comet (you're a fucking cleaning agent) Cupid (wears diapers) I'd be happy Rudolph ain't kicking your fairy asses.
"DECK THE HALLS" Don we now our Gay apparel. So Dubya doesn't sing this line. Besides what is gay apparel? Bright colors and a strap on?
"SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN" OK so as if I weren't paranoid enough. He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake. Who is this guy Donald Rumsfeld.
"THE CHRISTMAS SONG" This line is racist. "And folks dressed up like Eskimos"
"TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS" 'Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a milking, Seven swans a swimming, Six geese a laying, Five golden rings,Four calling birds, Three French Hens, Two turtle doves And a Partridge in a pear tree.' I've been to a strip club like this.
Going to Madison West town on Friday to shop and then to The SportsPage for fish. mmm beer batter fish.
Song of the Day: Rob Zombie "Living Dead Girl"
Thought O' Day: Can this season end already?
OK so I went to Steve's with Tino for some drinks and ZZA. Vodka is an evil little drink. I always get angry with that shit. Anyway two HOT bartenders. One of whom was nice the other didn't seem like she would piss on me if I was on fire. She was also the hotter of the two. Its hard when they are both hot but the other girl just had these eyes. She said she was hot and I looked at Tino and maybe too loud said yes you are. I am a pig I admit this.
Now lets look at Christmas songs and just how bad they are.
"WHITE CHRISTMAS" what a racist song title. Why not just just say "we gonna have a Klan Khristmas" I am dreaming of a White Christmas damn Bing I didn't know you hated darkies.
Why is snow white anyway? It covers the ground which at that time is usually brown so its once again a case of whitie keeping 'em down.
"RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER" The line "they wouldn't let poor Rudolph play any reindeer games." What a bunch of seperatists. Shit man if they have names like Donner, Blitzen (likes the Blatz), Dancer (fruit) Prancer (flaming fruit) Vixen (I bet is a cross dresser) Comet (you're a fucking cleaning agent) Cupid (wears diapers) I'd be happy Rudolph ain't kicking your fairy asses.
"DECK THE HALLS" Don we now our Gay apparel. So Dubya doesn't sing this line. Besides what is gay apparel? Bright colors and a strap on?
"SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN" OK so as if I weren't paranoid enough. He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake. Who is this guy Donald Rumsfeld.
"THE CHRISTMAS SONG" This line is racist. "And folks dressed up like Eskimos"
"TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS" 'Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a milking, Seven swans a swimming, Six geese a laying, Five golden rings,Four calling birds, Three French Hens, Two turtle doves And a Partridge in a pear tree.' I've been to a strip club like this.
Going to Madison West town on Friday to shop and then to The SportsPage for fish. mmm beer batter fish.
Song of the Day: Rob Zombie "Living Dead Girl"
Thought O' Day: Can this season end already?
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Top Ten Athletes I Have Seen in Person
Number 3
Albert Pujols
Probably the best hitter I have seen in forever. He has played left field, 3rd base, and now 1st.
Also Dan I did see Hulk Hogan years ago when he wrestled The Big Boss Man in Madison but he does not get consideration.
Number 3
Albert Pujols
Probably the best hitter I have seen in forever. He has played left field, 3rd base, and now 1st.
Also Dan I did see Hulk Hogan years ago when he wrestled The Big Boss Man in Madison but he does not get consideration.
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
AHHHHH
FUCKING STYROFOAM PACKING PEANUTS!!!!! DAMN YOU STATIC ELECTRICITY TOO!!!!
Ohh and my dog has been eating those fucking stryrofoam peanuts.
Thats my Peace with that piece.
Song of the Day: Ozzie "Paranoid"
Thought O' Day: Why are gas prices going down?
FUCKING STYROFOAM PACKING PEANUTS!!!!! DAMN YOU STATIC ELECTRICITY TOO!!!!
Ohh and my dog has been eating those fucking stryrofoam peanuts.
Thats my Peace with that piece.
Song of the Day: Ozzie "Paranoid"
Thought O' Day: Why are gas prices going down?
Open Letter to Christina Aguilera
Dear Christina,
Let me start by saying I really don't care for your music. But I respect the fact that you continue to make music. I also respect the fact that your image is your image no matter how many times you change it.
Christina, I know how much it gets under your skin that no matter what you do you will always be compared to Britney. The Madonna kiss, no one remembers that your were even on stage for that. I do I thought it was hot in a way. I have never been a fan of Madonna's looks. Much like Britney you have been able to make the slut chic look take off. But you have been able to also drss up in some of your videos.
Now enough mindless banter, yets get to why I am writing this to you. If you really want it to stick it to the latest Mrs. Federline you need to hook up with some one even more obscure that that dill weed. You need to do crazy sex acts with this person and even crazier public things with this person. You need some one like me. Luckily I am single and willing to have crazy sex with you. I can misplace that whole love issue for the time being. Also go with the long dark hair. It makes you look less of a skank. That whole bottle blonde thing doesn't do it for me. Well unless you make the carpet and blinds match. But I am betting a girl like you goes with the hard wood floor and you get it lacquered a lot. But anyway, I just want you to know that I am here and I am willing to put my lucrative part time radio job on hold to make you a bonafid star with a crazy hanger on.
Thank you
Chad Hamms Henneman
Dear Christina,
Let me start by saying I really don't care for your music. But I respect the fact that you continue to make music. I also respect the fact that your image is your image no matter how many times you change it.
Christina, I know how much it gets under your skin that no matter what you do you will always be compared to Britney. The Madonna kiss, no one remembers that your were even on stage for that. I do I thought it was hot in a way. I have never been a fan of Madonna's looks. Much like Britney you have been able to make the slut chic look take off. But you have been able to also drss up in some of your videos.
Now enough mindless banter, yets get to why I am writing this to you. If you really want it to stick it to the latest Mrs. Federline you need to hook up with some one even more obscure that that dill weed. You need to do crazy sex acts with this person and even crazier public things with this person. You need some one like me. Luckily I am single and willing to have crazy sex with you. I can misplace that whole love issue for the time being. Also go with the long dark hair. It makes you look less of a skank. That whole bottle blonde thing doesn't do it for me. Well unless you make the carpet and blinds match. But I am betting a girl like you goes with the hard wood floor and you get it lacquered a lot. But anyway, I just want you to know that I am here and I am willing to put my lucrative part time radio job on hold to make you a bonafid star with a crazy hanger on.
Thank you
Chad Hamms Henneman
Sunday, December 12, 2004
Completly Random Survey
Sex/Porn
1. What name would you never want yelled out during sex?
Ohh AJ Salas
2. What is your favorite postion to watch?
All of them.
3. Ever hit on a lesbian or been hit on by a gay man.
Yes on both accounts.
4. If you could give yourself a porn name what would it be?
Dirk Hambone
5. What TV star(s) would you include in your personal porn?
Aiesha Taylor, Marge Helgenburger, Marge Simpson, & Brooke Anderson (CNN entertainment)
6. Ever drawn blood durning sex either through biting scratching or clawing?
nope
7. What real porn star would you wrap the whacker to do?
Natalia Cruze
Either or
1. Bald or extra hair in the ears
Bald
2. Starring a tampon commercial or herpes medication commercial.
Tampon
3. Kicked in the jimmy or impaled in the rectum
kicked in the jimmy
4. Being a George W. Bush SS officer at a NAACP meeting or being a Dave Chappelle at a Klan Meeting
Dave Chappelle
5. Toe fungus or jock itch
Toe fungus
6. Lemon juice or salt in a cut
salt
7. Having to listen to Tim McCarver or John Madden
McCarver
you have
1. Ten days to live do you kill any body?
Yes
2. 5 seconds to think of an excuse why you are nude and you have a sheep under your arm. What is your excuse?
I need to the wool for a sweater
3. 2 bullets yet 3 people you want to shoot
shoot the two then beat the 3rd with the gun
4. No clean underwear what do you wear?
Nothing
5. 10 minutes to make it 30 miles do you speed?
with out a doubt
Sex/Porn
1. What name would you never want yelled out during sex?
Ohh AJ Salas
2. What is your favorite postion to watch?
All of them.
3. Ever hit on a lesbian or been hit on by a gay man.
Yes on both accounts.
4. If you could give yourself a porn name what would it be?
Dirk Hambone
5. What TV star(s) would you include in your personal porn?
Aiesha Taylor, Marge Helgenburger, Marge Simpson, & Brooke Anderson (CNN entertainment)
6. Ever drawn blood durning sex either through biting scratching or clawing?
nope
7. What real porn star would you wrap the whacker to do?
Natalia Cruze
Either or
1. Bald or extra hair in the ears
Bald
2. Starring a tampon commercial or herpes medication commercial.
Tampon
3. Kicked in the jimmy or impaled in the rectum
kicked in the jimmy
4. Being a George W. Bush SS officer at a NAACP meeting or being a Dave Chappelle at a Klan Meeting
Dave Chappelle
5. Toe fungus or jock itch
Toe fungus
6. Lemon juice or salt in a cut
salt
7. Having to listen to Tim McCarver or John Madden
McCarver
you have
1. Ten days to live do you kill any body?
Yes
2. 5 seconds to think of an excuse why you are nude and you have a sheep under your arm. What is your excuse?
I need to the wool for a sweater
3. 2 bullets yet 3 people you want to shoot
shoot the two then beat the 3rd with the gun
4. No clean underwear what do you wear?
Nothing
5. 10 minutes to make it 30 miles do you speed?
with out a doubt
Saturday, December 11, 2004
Stupid Stupid Stupid
Bob was just in and just as he was leaving the studio line rings. I say I really don't want to answer that.
"WPVL"
"Who is this"
"WPVL"
"Ohh is this the radio station?"
"yes it is"
"ohh sorry"
5 seconds later
"WPVL"
"Is this the radio station?"
"Yes it is."
"What radio station is it?"
"WPVL"
"Ohh I'm sorry I have the wrong radio station"
3 seconds later
"WPVL"
"Who"
"WPVL"
"The radio station WPVL?"
"Yes"
"Do you have the number for y105?"
"no"
"Thanks anyway"
Business line 10 seconds later why did I even answer it?
"QueenB radio"
"Who?"
"queenB radio"
"is this y105?"
"No its not"
"ohh do you have the number for y105?"
pause "No no we don't. Good night"
I swear only the dumb people call radio stations. By the way yes it was the same lady each time. And it was a young lady.
Song of the Day: Papa Roach "She loves me not"
Thought O' Day: Who played Mrs. Earnhardt?
Bob was just in and just as he was leaving the studio line rings. I say I really don't want to answer that.
"WPVL"
"Who is this"
"WPVL"
"Ohh is this the radio station?"
"yes it is"
"ohh sorry"
5 seconds later
"WPVL"
"Is this the radio station?"
"Yes it is."
"What radio station is it?"
"WPVL"
"Ohh I'm sorry I have the wrong radio station"
3 seconds later
"WPVL"
"Who"
"WPVL"
"The radio station WPVL?"
"Yes"
"Do you have the number for y105?"
"no"
"Thanks anyway"
Business line 10 seconds later why did I even answer it?
"QueenB radio"
"Who?"
"queenB radio"
"is this y105?"
"No its not"
"ohh do you have the number for y105?"
pause "No no we don't. Good night"
I swear only the dumb people call radio stations. By the way yes it was the same lady each time. And it was a young lady.
Song of the Day: Papa Roach "She loves me not"
Thought O' Day: Who played Mrs. Earnhardt?
Lines from the night
Just to show you the people who i usually hang out with these are some of the lines over heard and the times they were uttered.
10:46pm "Just once I'd like to see a metrosexual Amish man." Me
10:48pm "Wouldn't it be cool if the Amish braided their beards?" "Like a heavy metal band?" "yeah a heavy metal Amish dude" Jen and Me
11:30pm "Just look at my chest once" me
12:51am "He is the cocksuckingest cocksucker I ever met" Roach
2:14am "Eagles aren't silent. They go Caw Caw." "Thats a crow." "No eagles go Caw caw." "Honey, eagles don't go Caw caw." "ohh why'd you tell her that" "I can't let the poor girl go caw cawing around like an eagle" Some girl, RJ, Beth Boor
2:20am "I am a big fan of alcohol" some girl
2:27am "I am not really turned on by burn victims" Me
2:53am "So anything interesting happening tonight?" "nope not yet. And if happens after the next 7 minutes I don't have to worry about it" Beth Boor to Platteville city police officer.
Just to show you the people who i usually hang out with these are some of the lines over heard and the times they were uttered.
10:46pm "Just once I'd like to see a metrosexual Amish man." Me
10:48pm "Wouldn't it be cool if the Amish braided their beards?" "Like a heavy metal band?" "yeah a heavy metal Amish dude" Jen and Me
11:30pm "Just look at my chest once" me
12:51am "He is the cocksuckingest cocksucker I ever met" Roach
2:14am "Eagles aren't silent. They go Caw Caw." "Thats a crow." "No eagles go Caw caw." "Honey, eagles don't go Caw caw." "ohh why'd you tell her that" "I can't let the poor girl go caw cawing around like an eagle" Some girl, RJ, Beth Boor
2:20am "I am a big fan of alcohol" some girl
2:27am "I am not really turned on by burn victims" Me
2:53am "So anything interesting happening tonight?" "nope not yet. And if happens after the next 7 minutes I don't have to worry about it" Beth Boor to Platteville city police officer.
Stolen not so Shamelessly from Kathleen
40things in 2004
1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before?
Said to hell with a dream
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don't believe in resolusions
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope no person on the bar stool went into labor
4. Did anyone close to you die?
No still have 21 days so lets make it
5. What countries did you visit?
Iowa
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
Some one in my life
7. What date from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
July 7th I got the last push I needed to go back to school
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Going back to school
9. What was your biggest failure?
not meeting any one
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Normal wear and tear on the chasis
11. What was the best thing you bought?
I really didn't buy anything worth while
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Rick James
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Blind Conseratives
14. Where did most of your money go?
"Entertainment"
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
New porn if you know what I mean
16. What song will always remind you of 2004?
Godsmack 'Touche'
17. Compared to this time last year, are you: i. happier or sadder? same a little down ii. thinner or fatter? no idea I really don't know iii. richer or poorer? richer but thats only because of log money
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
tried to meet more people nah not really
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Worry
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
sleeping
21. What was the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in 2004?
besides hitting on a lesbain cop?
22. Did you fall in love in 2004?
not a chance
23. How many one-night stands?
none
24. What were your favorite TV programs?
The Simpsons, Arrested Development
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
sure
26. What was the best book you read?
didn't really read books for fun this year
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Velvet Revolver
28. What did you want and get?
I try not to want but it is hard
29. What did you want and not get?
some one else
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
Spider-Man 2
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
drank 25
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
a decent job
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?
less is more don't try and be comfortable
34. What kept you sane?
Was I ever?
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Cathrine Zeta Jones
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Stupidity of the right
37. Who did you miss?
Can't really say anybody
38. Who was the best new person you met?
My Culinary Fiends
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004.
You can lie to yourself only so long them you believe it.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
"The motherfuckers got in my head Trying to make me someone else instead It’s my world You can’t have it It’s my world, it’s my world It’s my world"
40things in 2004
1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before?
Said to hell with a dream
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don't believe in resolusions
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope no person on the bar stool went into labor
4. Did anyone close to you die?
No still have 21 days so lets make it
5. What countries did you visit?
Iowa
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
Some one in my life
7. What date from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
July 7th I got the last push I needed to go back to school
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Going back to school
9. What was your biggest failure?
not meeting any one
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Normal wear and tear on the chasis
11. What was the best thing you bought?
I really didn't buy anything worth while
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Rick James
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Blind Conseratives
14. Where did most of your money go?
"Entertainment"
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
New porn if you know what I mean
16. What song will always remind you of 2004?
Godsmack 'Touche'
17. Compared to this time last year, are you: i. happier or sadder? same a little down ii. thinner or fatter? no idea I really don't know iii. richer or poorer? richer but thats only because of log money
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
tried to meet more people nah not really
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Worry
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
sleeping
21. What was the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in 2004?
besides hitting on a lesbain cop?
22. Did you fall in love in 2004?
not a chance
23. How many one-night stands?
none
24. What were your favorite TV programs?
The Simpsons, Arrested Development
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
sure
26. What was the best book you read?
didn't really read books for fun this year
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Velvet Revolver
28. What did you want and get?
I try not to want but it is hard
29. What did you want and not get?
some one else
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
Spider-Man 2
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
drank 25
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
a decent job
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?
less is more don't try and be comfortable
34. What kept you sane?
Was I ever?
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Cathrine Zeta Jones
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Stupidity of the right
37. Who did you miss?
Can't really say anybody
38. Who was the best new person you met?
My Culinary Fiends
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004.
You can lie to yourself only so long them you believe it.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
"The motherfuckers got in my head Trying to make me someone else instead It’s my world You can’t have it It’s my world, it’s my world It’s my world"
Friday, December 10, 2004
news and views
Wal-Mart Sued Over Evanescence CD Lyrics
So Amy Lee said fuck once on a CD that doesn't have a parental advisory label. Its not up to Wal Mart to label the cds its up to the labels. Ya know parents your kids are gonna hear this on the playground anyway. Might as well expose them early so that they aren't prudes by the time they are ohh wait the US is run by a bunch of hypocritical prudes. I do wonder why are so many people offended by a nipple, its part of the human body. Do women now cover the baby's eyes when they breast feed so that the baby isn't offended? makes me wonder. The best line in the story is The Skeens' lawyer, Jon D. Pels of Bethesda, said he aims to "take this case national, even if that means going state by state." Stupid fucking save the world lawyers.
'Sam Who?' Bush's Energy Nominee Surprises Industry
It doesn't surprice me he just wants another yes man.
Ohio Club Shooter Obsessed With Band
Nathan Gale will not be missed. This is also why we should on occasion have a good old fashioned trimming of the herd and kill off some people who really aren't productive nor all there.
Virgins Rally to Promote Abstinence
Its not happening in America no its happening in Uganda. And Uganda bet that if it did happen in the US myself and 10 other guys and 10 fat chicks would end up some how talking about D&D.
Thats my Peace on this piece have a good night.
Song of the Day: Crossfade 'Cold'
Thought O' Day: Christ not again.
Wal-Mart Sued Over Evanescence CD Lyrics
So Amy Lee said fuck once on a CD that doesn't have a parental advisory label. Its not up to Wal Mart to label the cds its up to the labels. Ya know parents your kids are gonna hear this on the playground anyway. Might as well expose them early so that they aren't prudes by the time they are ohh wait the US is run by a bunch of hypocritical prudes. I do wonder why are so many people offended by a nipple, its part of the human body. Do women now cover the baby's eyes when they breast feed so that the baby isn't offended? makes me wonder. The best line in the story is The Skeens' lawyer, Jon D. Pels of Bethesda, said he aims to "take this case national, even if that means going state by state." Stupid fucking save the world lawyers.
'Sam Who?' Bush's Energy Nominee Surprises Industry
It doesn't surprice me he just wants another yes man.
Ohio Club Shooter Obsessed With Band
Nathan Gale will not be missed. This is also why we should on occasion have a good old fashioned trimming of the herd and kill off some people who really aren't productive nor all there.
Virgins Rally to Promote Abstinence
Its not happening in America no its happening in Uganda. And Uganda bet that if it did happen in the US myself and 10 other guys and 10 fat chicks would end up some how talking about D&D.
Thats my Peace on this piece have a good night.
Song of the Day: Crossfade 'Cold'
Thought O' Day: Christ not again.
Thursday, December 09, 2004
Top Ten Athletes I Have Seen in Person
Mark McGwire
I saw him 2 years after he hit 70 homers. He was more than a home run hitter. He had a great arm and early and middle of his career was a great fielder.
Mark McGwire
I saw him 2 years after he hit 70 homers. He was more than a home run hitter. He had a great arm and early and middle of his career was a great fielder.
From great to somber
I went and got some new ink today.
Here is the pic
Pretty damn sweet if I do say so myself. I will say this it hurt like a mutherfucker. Holy shit right on the fucking breast plate. Shit man. My eyes actually started welling up with tears. The worst was the really long lines with small needles. OHHH SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING NASTY!!! But it was a damn good pain. I have now seen a tattoo artist more times this year than doctors dentists or lawyers combined.
I then discussed work with RJ over two drinks and then it was out to Millenium to watch Blade: Trinity. I read a critcs review of it earlier in the day and they said that it basically sucked. I thought it was frakking awsome. Cool fights, fun characters, interesting story arc. Ryan Reyanolds as Hannibal King was frakking funny as hell. He got the audience to laugh like 10 times. And Jessica Biel was well Jessica Biel.
I thought it was to be a good night then I come home and read the WSUP rants and raves board and Jay posted a thing about a shooting at a concert. I am thinking rap or something. No Metal. Damageplan. Dimebag Darrel formerly of Pantera was shot and killed. I always liked Pantera, and Damageplan from what I heard weren't bad. RIP DIMEBAG, your brother Vinnie Paul lives on. Ya know Dimebag and Vinnie gave the late Dave Williams (Drowning Pool) his nickname of Stage years ago.
Thats my peace with this piece.
Song of the Day: Smile Empty Soul "Nowhere Kids"
Thought O' Day: Once again RIP DIMEBAG.
I went and got some new ink today.
Here is the pic
Pretty damn sweet if I do say so myself. I will say this it hurt like a mutherfucker. Holy shit right on the fucking breast plate. Shit man. My eyes actually started welling up with tears. The worst was the really long lines with small needles. OHHH SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING NASTY!!! But it was a damn good pain. I have now seen a tattoo artist more times this year than doctors dentists or lawyers combined.
I then discussed work with RJ over two drinks and then it was out to Millenium to watch Blade: Trinity. I read a critcs review of it earlier in the day and they said that it basically sucked. I thought it was frakking awsome. Cool fights, fun characters, interesting story arc. Ryan Reyanolds as Hannibal King was frakking funny as hell. He got the audience to laugh like 10 times. And Jessica Biel was well Jessica Biel.
I thought it was to be a good night then I come home and read the WSUP rants and raves board and Jay posted a thing about a shooting at a concert. I am thinking rap or something. No Metal. Damageplan. Dimebag Darrel formerly of Pantera was shot and killed. I always liked Pantera, and Damageplan from what I heard weren't bad. RIP DIMEBAG, your brother Vinnie Paul lives on. Ya know Dimebag and Vinnie gave the late Dave Williams (Drowning Pool) his nickname of Stage years ago.
Thats my peace with this piece.
Song of the Day: Smile Empty Soul "Nowhere Kids"
Thought O' Day: Once again RIP DIMEBAG.
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
$$$$$
I just dropped some coin on X-mas gifts. $222 and change. And not a single Blognetter (blognettie, blogneti, blognetus take your pick) had a present bought for them. Since my niece can't read, and because I have absolute confidence in no one who would read this telling her what I got her, this is what I got her: Dora's talking house, a dora figurine that goes with the house, a wheeled suitcase with princesses to put her dora stuff in, dora and cinderella coloring books. If you're wondering who Dora is well I guess its on Nick Kids, and she is a bi-lingual girl who explorers. Yeah I don't know either. I also bought some more decorative shit. Ya know what I bought for myself? The Three Days Grace CD, deoderant and a 70+ DVD tower. I still want the ECW DVD and Old School on DVD. You are warned. I also would like a new tatt which i will get myself, and a Brett Farve Falcons Jersey. Why because I am nostalgic. :)
We made quiche Loraine, coleslaw, and fruit salad today. We are almost done with this semester of classes. Today we had this shadows come in today and watch us. I talked to them the most. The girl Jessica was a hottie, she was also a high school sophmore. That gentleman is the deffinition of Jail Bait.
I need a girl friend, or at least some body who would go to my families X-mas with me. She gets the inflatable mattress I'll take the couch.
Song of the Day: Three Days Grace "Just like you"
Thought O' Day: Can I buy someone like that? Or at least rent?
I just dropped some coin on X-mas gifts. $222 and change. And not a single Blognetter (blognettie, blogneti, blognetus take your pick) had a present bought for them. Since my niece can't read, and because I have absolute confidence in no one who would read this telling her what I got her, this is what I got her: Dora's talking house, a dora figurine that goes with the house, a wheeled suitcase with princesses to put her dora stuff in, dora and cinderella coloring books. If you're wondering who Dora is well I guess its on Nick Kids, and she is a bi-lingual girl who explorers. Yeah I don't know either. I also bought some more decorative shit. Ya know what I bought for myself? The Three Days Grace CD, deoderant and a 70+ DVD tower. I still want the ECW DVD and Old School on DVD. You are warned. I also would like a new tatt which i will get myself, and a Brett Farve Falcons Jersey. Why because I am nostalgic. :)
We made quiche Loraine, coleslaw, and fruit salad today. We are almost done with this semester of classes. Today we had this shadows come in today and watch us. I talked to them the most. The girl Jessica was a hottie, she was also a high school sophmore. That gentleman is the deffinition of Jail Bait.
I need a girl friend, or at least some body who would go to my families X-mas with me. She gets the inflatable mattress I'll take the couch.
Song of the Day: Three Days Grace "Just like you"
Thought O' Day: Can I buy someone like that? Or at least rent?
Monday, December 06, 2004
Easily pissed
But thats something I'll have to get over. Ohh well. I admit to this I have good patience but something just set me off like you wouldn't believe.
Last night I went from my freinds house in Boscobel to my parents place and it was snowing like a mutherfucker. Big wet flakes. Slick as hell and for a while I couldn't see shit. Then for a while I wasn't even driving my car it was driving its self. Then the drive to Fennimore took 25 minutes and most of that was because Grant county couldn't get out and plow M and T.
I am currently simmering some beef roast in a special mixture. Sweet Baby Rays- 1/2 cup, mustard- 4 tablespoon, katsup- 4 tablespoon, brown sugar- 3 tablespoons, Korbel Brandy 1/4 cup. Make sure that when you add the roast you include some of the juices and onions. Add all ingredients bring to a quick boil, then reduce to really low heat and let slowly simmer 20 minutes, make sure to stir on occasion to prevent sticking.
I just had some of that and it was fantastic.
Ya know some people mellow with age, some people grow into their looks, one girl I saw this weekend from my way back did both. I don't think I have to worry about being hit in the face by her any more.
Song of the Day: Staind "Pay to Play"
Thought O' Day: I still thought I heard she was married.
But thats something I'll have to get over. Ohh well. I admit to this I have good patience but something just set me off like you wouldn't believe.
Last night I went from my freinds house in Boscobel to my parents place and it was snowing like a mutherfucker. Big wet flakes. Slick as hell and for a while I couldn't see shit. Then for a while I wasn't even driving my car it was driving its self. Then the drive to Fennimore took 25 minutes and most of that was because Grant county couldn't get out and plow M and T.
I am currently simmering some beef roast in a special mixture. Sweet Baby Rays- 1/2 cup, mustard- 4 tablespoon, katsup- 4 tablespoon, brown sugar- 3 tablespoons, Korbel Brandy 1/4 cup. Make sure that when you add the roast you include some of the juices and onions. Add all ingredients bring to a quick boil, then reduce to really low heat and let slowly simmer 20 minutes, make sure to stir on occasion to prevent sticking.
I just had some of that and it was fantastic.
Ya know some people mellow with age, some people grow into their looks, one girl I saw this weekend from my way back did both. I don't think I have to worry about being hit in the face by her any more.
Song of the Day: Staind "Pay to Play"
Thought O' Day: I still thought I heard she was married.
Top Ten Athletes I Have Seen in Person
Number 5:
Scott Rolen
Best fielding 3rd sacker in the majors. Say what you will about Wes Helms, Scott Rolen just eeks this one out.
Number 5:
Scott Rolen
Best fielding 3rd sacker in the majors. Say what you will about Wes Helms, Scott Rolen just eeks this one out.
Saturday, December 04, 2004
Top Ten Athletes I Have Seen in Person
Number 6:
Sterling Sharpe
Number 6:
Sterling Sharpe
He may be right
I think that unfortunatly RJ may be right. I am always in a pissy mood I just need something to set me off. The latest thing to piss me off and it happened while I was surfing the world of blogs, is the bandying about that the word love gets. I love so and so I love so and so, uhg its frakking sickening. I think every one should have love don't get me wrong but when you use the word and feeling so openly its kind of disheartening.
Work is kind of boring. I should pop Blade II into the PS2 and watch that just to get up for this Wednesday. Blade: Trinity. Jessica Biel is an ideal looking lady. Long hair, athletic body and not heroin thin chic. Why is it that a lot of women think that rail thin is good? I like a little padding. :) I saw a girl the other day at SWTC that was so think when she turned sideways she dissapeared. Her waist was at most 16 inches. Incase you are wondering my left thigh is 32 inches.
Its Badger Camp Tele-Thong weekend here in Platteville. That can mean many things, strippers, exposed boobs (that aren't strippers) alcohol comsumption of mythic levels, and best of all really strange hook ups.
Song of the Day: Methods of Mayhem "Get Naked"
Thought O' Day: What?
I think that unfortunatly RJ may be right. I am always in a pissy mood I just need something to set me off. The latest thing to piss me off and it happened while I was surfing the world of blogs, is the bandying about that the word love gets. I love so and so I love so and so, uhg its frakking sickening. I think every one should have love don't get me wrong but when you use the word and feeling so openly its kind of disheartening.
Work is kind of boring. I should pop Blade II into the PS2 and watch that just to get up for this Wednesday. Blade: Trinity. Jessica Biel is an ideal looking lady. Long hair, athletic body and not heroin thin chic. Why is it that a lot of women think that rail thin is good? I like a little padding. :) I saw a girl the other day at SWTC that was so think when she turned sideways she dissapeared. Her waist was at most 16 inches. Incase you are wondering my left thigh is 32 inches.
Its Badger Camp Tele-Thong weekend here in Platteville. That can mean many things, strippers, exposed boobs (that aren't strippers) alcohol comsumption of mythic levels, and best of all really strange hook ups.
Song of the Day: Methods of Mayhem "Get Naked"
Thought O' Day: What?
Yesterday
I had to dress up for our mock interviews, black pinstripe suit with black vest black tie and white button down shirt. I looked Amish with the black and white colors beard and hair. I then went home and did my bike ride and reheated some chilli. Then I got a call from some classmates Shannon and Julie and it was off to drink a few drinks. They are both married just so you know. After driving Shannon home and getting a ride back to P-ville (thanks Krebs) I had another drink and went home. I finished my football game then as I was standing infront of the window in my underwear and t-shirt some girl popped her head into the window. I think she was as scared to see me as I was to see her. She looked like a drunk high schooler. Now I have work from noon till about 9 today. Woo work, I can get a job app filled out, Secretary of Education, and my fruits chapter.
I forgot to add that while at OT's some sority (sp) chicks were kicking my chair as they walked by then blaming me or the stool for being there. They were the ones that wear the white with maroon coats. Its doesn't matter if they are in a female frat I just hate dumb drunks.
Song of the Day: Beastie Boys "No sleep till Brooklyn"
Thought O' Day: How much is this new tattoo gonna cost?
I had to dress up for our mock interviews, black pinstripe suit with black vest black tie and white button down shirt. I looked Amish with the black and white colors beard and hair. I then went home and did my bike ride and reheated some chilli. Then I got a call from some classmates Shannon and Julie and it was off to drink a few drinks. They are both married just so you know. After driving Shannon home and getting a ride back to P-ville (thanks Krebs) I had another drink and went home. I finished my football game then as I was standing infront of the window in my underwear and t-shirt some girl popped her head into the window. I think she was as scared to see me as I was to see her. She looked like a drunk high schooler. Now I have work from noon till about 9 today. Woo work, I can get a job app filled out, Secretary of Education, and my fruits chapter.
I forgot to add that while at OT's some sority (sp) chicks were kicking my chair as they walked by then blaming me or the stool for being there. They were the ones that wear the white with maroon coats. Its doesn't matter if they are in a female frat I just hate dumb drunks.
Song of the Day: Beastie Boys "No sleep till Brooklyn"
Thought O' Day: How much is this new tattoo gonna cost?
OK so its a day late
Top Ten Athletes I Have Seen in Person
Number 7:
Jim Edmonds
Edmonds is one of the best center fielders in the majors. He is always overlooked for some reason. The reason he ranks ahead of Andrew Jones in my opinion is that Jim doesn't just coast to a ball and then drop it because he wasn't consentrating.
Top Ten Athletes I Have Seen in Person
Number 7:
Jim Edmonds
Edmonds is one of the best center fielders in the majors. He is always overlooked for some reason. The reason he ranks ahead of Andrew Jones in my opinion is that Jim doesn't just coast to a ball and then drop it because he wasn't consentrating.
Friday, December 03, 2004
I'm Toxic
JJO played TOXIC last night and not the Brittney Spears one, the Local H one. FRAKKING COOL.
Also Honee I am sorry I pissed you off, but when no info is giving I kind get that way. I don't like to upset people but I can also get pissy quick when some simple answers aren't even given instead they are beaten around. Thats the way I am. I am easy to get along with but thats mostly because I only hang out with people like me, straight foreward, no BS types. The kind of guys who will tell you suck when you suck and praise you when its deserved.
Song of the Day: Full Devil Jacket "Monster"
Thought O' Day: should I dress up more?
JJO played TOXIC last night and not the Brittney Spears one, the Local H one. FRAKKING COOL.
Also Honee I am sorry I pissed you off, but when no info is giving I kind get that way. I don't like to upset people but I can also get pissy quick when some simple answers aren't even given instead they are beaten around. Thats the way I am. I am easy to get along with but thats mostly because I only hang out with people like me, straight foreward, no BS types. The kind of guys who will tell you suck when you suck and praise you when its deserved.
Song of the Day: Full Devil Jacket "Monster"
Thought O' Day: should I dress up more?
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Have you ever...
If you have done any of the following you maybe a sicker fuck than me.
Burned toast intentensionally then ate it dry.
Had sex with a blender while it was running.
Used any live animal for sex acts. (this doesn't not included have sex while riding a horse, it does included having the horse ride you, have sex on a bed of spider monkeys, and having goat milk squeezed on you while in the reverese cowboy postion)
Cut yourself with a hot knife so that it cauterizes the wound.
Applied for clown college because you want to scare kids.
Eaten live bugs intententionally, as no part of a dare, or dish.
Beaten the bishop more than 10 times in one day.
Let your toenails grow to more than 1 inch past the end of your toe.
Worn a thong to a job interview and your not a woman.
Not worn underwear to a job interview.
Had sex as punishment.
Played any video game for more than 24 hours straight.
Serenaded some one with an obo.
Used a stand up urinal as a shitter.
Used nipple clamps as hair berrettes.
Gotten some one the gift of cheese for Christmas.
At some point in life uttered, "then I thought it would be a good idea to shit on her chest" R. Kelly not withstanding.
Gone into the fruits and vegatable department and gotten sexually excited.
OK thats a short list and maybe we'll add to it later on.
Song of the Day: Three Days Grace "Home"
Thought O' Day: Why not just tell.
If you have done any of the following you maybe a sicker fuck than me.
Burned toast intentensionally then ate it dry.
Had sex with a blender while it was running.
Used any live animal for sex acts. (this doesn't not included have sex while riding a horse, it does included having the horse ride you, have sex on a bed of spider monkeys, and having goat milk squeezed on you while in the reverese cowboy postion)
Cut yourself with a hot knife so that it cauterizes the wound.
Applied for clown college because you want to scare kids.
Eaten live bugs intententionally, as no part of a dare, or dish.
Beaten the bishop more than 10 times in one day.
Let your toenails grow to more than 1 inch past the end of your toe.
Worn a thong to a job interview and your not a woman.
Not worn underwear to a job interview.
Had sex as punishment.
Played any video game for more than 24 hours straight.
Serenaded some one with an obo.
Used a stand up urinal as a shitter.
Used nipple clamps as hair berrettes.
Gotten some one the gift of cheese for Christmas.
At some point in life uttered, "then I thought it would be a good idea to shit on her chest" R. Kelly not withstanding.
Gone into the fruits and vegatable department and gotten sexually excited.
OK thats a short list and maybe we'll add to it later on.
Song of the Day: Three Days Grace "Home"
Thought O' Day: Why not just tell.
Job openings
Lets see the following Cabnet members are leaving their posts.
Colin Powell: Secretary of state
Spencer Abraham: Energy secretary
Ann Veneman: Agriculture secretary
Rod Paige: Education secretary
Donald Rumsfeld: Defense secretary
Condoleezza Rice: National security adviser
Tom Ridge: Secretary of homeland security
Robert Zoellick: U.S. trade representative
John Ashcroft: Attorney general
Donald Evans: Commerce secretary
Also the head of the NAACP is stepping down.
I'll say this for Bush's economy the job openings are starting to show up.
Lets see the following Cabnet members are leaving their posts.
Colin Powell: Secretary of state
Spencer Abraham: Energy secretary
Ann Veneman: Agriculture secretary
Rod Paige: Education secretary
Donald Rumsfeld: Defense secretary
Condoleezza Rice: National security adviser
Tom Ridge: Secretary of homeland security
Robert Zoellick: U.S. trade representative
John Ashcroft: Attorney general
Donald Evans: Commerce secretary
Also the head of the NAACP is stepping down.
I'll say this for Bush's economy the job openings are starting to show up.
Top Ten Athletes I Have Seen in Person
Number 8:
Chipper Jones
Number 8:
Chipper Jones
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Top Ten Athletes I Have Seen in Person
Number 9:
Patrick Ewing
Number 9:
Patrick Ewing
Enlighten Me
These are some feelings I have had written in the best old Asian Man vagueness
ON LIFE:
I can only take some people to the door of enlightenment, I can't make you go through.
ON LOVE:
Some times you find it, sometimes it tracks you down and hits you over the head with a club and drags you back to its cave.
Pissy people do mix they just get pissier until one ends up buried in a corn field.
Love is what you make of it, break-ups shouldn't be made up of stratched DVDs, burned clothes, and ruined jewerly.
Those aren't butterflies in your stomach, thats gas. You shouldn't have eaten that extra chilli cheese burrito.
Love means not having to say your sorry when some one's back gets all clawed up.
Love is like a country road, great views, and nice to take a leasurly ride on, but if you don't watch out you could hit a pot hole and miss the bridge and end up in the creek.
Love is sticky. Thats it no explanations its just sticky.
If you can't find love you can buy, rent, or lease it.
Thank you for more skewed views of life e-mail me.
Hamms
Number 9 Athlete at 9 tonight
Song of the Day: Chevelle "Closure"
Thought O' Day: Is getting wet at school then going outside healthy for me when I have a cold?
These are some feelings I have had written in the best old Asian Man vagueness
ON LIFE:
I can only take some people to the door of enlightenment, I can't make you go through.
Somethings you can change some you can't, understanding which is which, and knowing what you have control over is the key to living life.
Life is like poker, sometimes you have a really shitty hand but need to bluff to win.
Medications may work but a good beating can go along way.
The mind is so powerful you can get over, get through, or get around any obsticle with it.
ON LOVE:
Some times you find it, sometimes it tracks you down and hits you over the head with a club and drags you back to its cave.
Pissy people do mix they just get pissier until one ends up buried in a corn field.
Love is what you make of it, break-ups shouldn't be made up of stratched DVDs, burned clothes, and ruined jewerly.
Those aren't butterflies in your stomach, thats gas. You shouldn't have eaten that extra chilli cheese burrito.
Love means not having to say your sorry when some one's back gets all clawed up.
Love is like a country road, great views, and nice to take a leasurly ride on, but if you don't watch out you could hit a pot hole and miss the bridge and end up in the creek.
Love is sticky. Thats it no explanations its just sticky.
If you can't find love you can buy, rent, or lease it.
Thank you for more skewed views of life e-mail me.
Hamms
Number 9 Athlete at 9 tonight
Song of the Day: Chevelle "Closure"
Thought O' Day: Is getting wet at school then going outside healthy for me when I have a cold?
