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its odd really

So today I realized that I can no longer think dirty thoughts about beautiful women. It used to be I could think those thoughts 23/7 (from 4-5 is Willy time, OK so I just wanted an excuse there to use that Simpsons line) now I can't bring myself to think dirty thoughts about the likes of Lindsey Lohan, Hillary Duff, Britney Spears or Christina Agulara(sp). It really bumms me out that I can't hold a dirty thought any more.

OK so I posted this a while back and asked people if they could be any superhero/villian/anti-hero what would they be. I got no response. I am used to that. So I am thinking about it and there are three that I wouldn't mind being with the last one the one I would like to be the most.

3)Venom- There is something to be said of having all of Spider-man's powers plus not having a conscience, unlimited webbing, super-human strength, and that face is something only a socio-path could love.

2)Magneto-Who wouldn't want his powers, control of metals, magnetic fields, low level powers similar to Charles Xavier, the abilty to bend magnetic field so that you could fly.

1)Logan/Wolverine/Weapon X- Claws, the abilty to heal any injury, hightened sences, and animal like ferocity. Come on, here is the man, drink all you want and not get drunk, you are the best at what you do. You know that you are King of the Hill and no one can knock you off.

In other news, Jay Scholz, or J-SHO if he were a hot latina lady, has decided that he will no longer blog. Since he was the only blogger with what I would call a healthy single life, IE: dating not not serious, I no longer have some one to read about. So now I ask other memebers especially you, Mike Lyons, get dating and get to telling things. And since this said Kendell will not be reading my blog I can say this, and Jay pleace take no offence to this, but if some one is bothered by someones true thoughts of them being posted on line, then I could never date said person. Its not like Jay was giving intimate information like birthmarks, turn ons, and if she is a screamer, moaner, or just plain dirty talker. OK so I am opinionated, and some women may think of me as crude, but this is who I am and I ain't gonna lie about that. OK you've read it now fuck off.

Song of the Day: Adema "Unstable"
Thought O' Day: Whats it like to have some one in your life?

(SQUEAL) I've always wanted purple drapes!!!!

Sleep is a great thing I am find out more and more as I sleep more and more. In an early post I said how I slept till 1:30pm well work that night was a kind of struggle and do the Saturday morning sign on was even harder. I went home went to sleep and then thanks to Rob Callahan was able to go to Boscobel.
I decided to go through Highland and go to Muscoda, because Muscoda is near the house and I am supposed to get a June 2004 Penthouse magazine for two articles I am to read. Someone I know told me I had to get them cause she thought they were great and I too should read them. Well just outside of Highland they have a firetruck pulled over on the road and I slow down and stop to see what is wrong and they tell me that there is a car wreck up the road so i have to turn around and take Q (Q is more crooked than DUBYA) or take this little side road, i took the side road. Fun little road I almost hit a few graduation celabrators but otherwise it was good. So I get to Muscoda and go to grab the June issue and they have none just the july issue so I bought that... and gas. The girl behind the counter looked at me funny when I was buying it and the three 40+ ladies looked at me weird too. SHIT I just want some porn.
So then I watched Saving Private Ryan in 5.1 Surround sound ohh damn damn damn that was impressive.
I then started reading the Boscobel Dial and saw that Kevin Zart was getting married the 28, shit and I didn't get an invite. Then I saw that two girls whom I knew in college were having their 21st birthday parties, one of which I had seen downtown in P-ville and even went home with the Dommer. So I kinda decided I might go and well around 12:30am I was off. I wasn't in the bar more then ten minutes and this other girl who was just turning 21 asked me if I wanted to go to the bathroom and make out with her. NO LIE MIKE!!! I turned her down. Then at bar time I was asked by a friend to take his sister home. So I get her in the car and she is almost passed out and then leans into me and starts talking to me then starts feeling me and then starts trying other things. Well i tell her that I don't do those things with people I just met so she asks what don't you think I am cute? What are you gay? I tell her that its just not my kind of thing to fuck and run. She kinda didn't understand that. But we then talked for the rest of the trip. All 10 minutes. Then she flashed her boobs at me as she got out of the car and said the offer is there. Woo an offer for sex, yeah, jeez what is wrong with some people.
So now its Sunday night I have to girls battling it out for my mind for the night and they are both ones I have met.

Song of the day: StereoMud "Breathing"
Thought O' Day: What would it take, planatary allignment wise, to get me a date with some one I would want to date?

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odds evens and reese pieces

So on Thursday I go to the Brewer game as part of Brewer affliates day. We got to be out on Helfaer Field and play some softball it was interesting. RJ cranked one and felt like a man hitting it over a 200 foot fence. He's a stud. :)

Speaking of stud, Ed Witt is getting married. Yeppers our little Ed Witt is all grown up. Incase you don't know who Ed Witt is he is the afternoon news guy on on WPVL and WGLR. Now we eagerly await the little Ed-lets to start popping out. Ya know this does kind of depress me. But I guess there is some one out there for every one. So where is my blind, deaf beautiful lady at?

Got piss drunk thursday night and pretty much slept till 1:30pm Friday. Its good to get out again.

Song of the Day: Dire Straights 'Money for Nothing'
Thought O' Day: Is Leo's Way Nachos from the Annex a bad breakfast? Also Do you have to pass a hotty-ness scale to work there? damn some of them were nice.

Ok Sure

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I still hate that

Its 9:13 Thursdat night back fro the brewer game. Will tell later right now I need a drink its been a long day with out alcohol and now is the time start. You read it now fuck off.

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Vacation?

3rd Blog today. So I kinda would like to take a vaction this summer. Some where, some what close. But the thing is I would like some to go with. Vacations suck alone. Also I kinda have this feeling that I really don't want to do anything more than find a nice hotel with a bar and whirlpool in my room and drink myself silly then sit in the hottub whirlpool. I am thinking the Dells maybe. But once again i would need/ like some to go with. Otherwise my vacation would just be me sitting at OT's wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Also my vaction would be middle of the week kind of thing cause I really don't wanna be anywhere crowded. OK now fuck off.

This is what I want

Chad Henneman passed away(date to be determined). Chad will be missed by few, but was despised by many. Henneman was hated and rivaled for his sick sense of humor and none will miss him. Chad really did nothing with his life and amounted to nothing. Since no one is going to miss him there will be no funeral instead he will simply be thrown in with road kills from 151. If you wish to make donations and who are we kidding here, you don't, just go to a local bar and tip one back.

Now that is an obit.

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

I strongly believe in the 1st Amendment, until you become dumb and try to change things to your liking. Case in point, religion and the people who want it out of things. "Under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. When was the last time an adult said The Pledge? An 8 year old well most 8 year olds are not religious fanatics and don't understand the whole "under God" thing. I respect those who may have a problem with it but I don't respect those who use litigation to try and get people to change. You don't like it, here is a beautiful idea DON"T FUCKING SAY IT!!!! Just pass over it. If you don't like your kids saying it tell them. Don't go to court. Here is a novel idea instead of going to court try taking your child to the park or a walk and talking to them about these things. Since when is it always some one else's fucking fault and some one else must pay. Why does no one take responsibility any more? What happened to rising your kids? You wanna know whats wrong with this fucking country parents giving up. The kid is a little over excitable and can't sit still. Shit lets dope that little fucker up with drugs. Have some god damn restraint. Every little problem with kids these days could be made better with better parenting, no no lets put them infront of the fucking TV and tell them to be quiet. You have kids not pets, not social status symbols, not tax right offs, KIDS!!! I read an article today about how the ACLU wants to take the cross off the California flag. Ya know I might be for this except for the fact that a portion of California was founded with Christianity in mind. Whats next do they want Los Angeles to change its name because its glorifies God and Angels? Fucking SHUT UP!!! (calming down)
OK so God has no place in government, yet with all these old fuckers voting for Bush because he's a good Christian boy isn't right either. I ask you this would a good Christian, born again at that, knowling send troops to their death to make up for a mistake his father made, and then LIE ABOUT WHY WE ARE GOING!!!!!
Its the same with the Catholic church trying to infringe on government laws abortion and marriage being the majot two. Listen when you get the church cleaned of ped's you can start judging a country. Wait wait didn't the Catholic Church not take a stand on the Holocaust? Didn't the Catholic Church send people to die for the fucking Crusades? Maybe the problem is they don't know how to keep their fucking mouth shut.
Tangents a plenty cause I am pissed. If you say something back it the fuck up. If you are at work and are to be there till 5pm well then you fucking stay there till 5fuckingpm. Don't leave at 4:50. But maybe thats because I was always under the assumption that if you are gonna do a job do it right and make sure its done and if you are expected to be there till a cetain time then you stay till that time. Also don't take breaks and do nothing and when some one owns you up to it deny it. I know of some one who sat on their ass for 30 minutes then left for 10 more not doing a damn thing the whole while let they still expected to get paid for their sitting around. If you get scheduled breaks good for you, but don't take the company dime while whacking off. I have had three things promiced to me in the last 8 months. Not one of them has come to pass. Am I pissed off and jaded to people yes I am.

On a much nicer note. I bought a powerball ticket tonight. Behind the counter was Lindsey Hottenstien. My goodness she is a nice beautiful girl. And if it weren't for the facts that she is under 21, most likely seeing someone, and is for too beautiful for me I would have asked her out back when I was in college. And no I can't ask her out now cause that would make me a creapy kind of guy.

Alright so I am still fucking pissed but I feel a little better.

Song of the Day: Slipknot "Surfacing" crank it up and scream along.
Thought O' Day: Why do people sue for everything these days?

PS Yes I have given up hope, for myself, and for the human race.

fire up the bong

Are we the ones in the mirror or are we the reflection? Is that 'person' in the mirror a real person somewhere else in time? That just matches us move for move while in the mirror? Or is that what our soul looks like? As its said the undead have no reflection, because none of them have souls. Is that person in the mirror the exact same as us or is that person different? Is that person in the mirror what we see in ourselves? Or is it nothing more than an image?

Song of the Day: Audioslave "Like a Stone"
Thought O' Day: SEE ABOVE.

Paint's Dry

So I did nothing today. Got two more rejection letters. Its nice that they are getting more frequent.

I went and saw "Shrek 2" today funny really funny. But not as good as the 1st. The 1st was in a class of its own.

Then I came home and made dinner and what was on AMC "The Princess Bride" with Mandy something or other(My name is Anigo Montoya You killed my father prepare to die.), Andre the Giant, and such. I like that movie.

Anne Hathaway you are a sexy beast.

Song of the Day: RATM "Renagades of Funk"
Thought O' Day: Just how much is this new tattoo gonna hurt?

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MADTOWN!!!

So me and Kyle to Madison today for some wings. Before we go we stop at Woodmans. CHEAP CHEAP ALCOHOL!!! $6.50 for a 24 can case. Anyway I perusing the Irish Creme area and bump into this cute young thing who... Ohh wait I already got you guilible bastards on that one. :)

I did go to Madison today and had wings, tasty as usual. The way up we talked about a lot of things and even impersonated someone impersonating some one else and Kyle decided that I was indeed a bastard. So after eats we go across to the street to this place that sells cigars, smoking accessories, and SWORDS. I want to buy a fucking broad sword now so bad. They also had this Executioner's Hood and damn that would be nice to wear downtown. Also I told Dan, Shelby, Johnny, and Kyle that if indeed some one got me a prom dress I would wear it downtown. So now Shelby is working on finding me a prom dress. I asked for something pink and frilly. But I still get to wear my shitty old tennis shoes or my big black shit kickers and I get to wear a hat like nothing is wrong. Of cource I will wear it in Platteville cause if you wore it in Madison no one will notice. Can't think of anything else worthwhile but if I do maybe later. Now fuck off.

Song of the Day: Lost Profeits "Last Train Home"
Thought O' Day: Just what does a 6' 300+ man look like in a pink filly prom dress?

can we?

Can we please remove the work 'basically' from people's vocabulary. Its fine when used properly but when its used as, "Basically, we were doing this." Its become a verbal crutch much like the word 'like.' Its almost as if it is used to convey the sence or need. BASICALLY YOU HAVE TO LISTEN!!! Also if I am correct here isn't basic the base word of basically and isn't basic used to convey short and simplistic? Anything but when some people use the word.

Song of the Day: Nickelback "Figured you out"
Thought o' Day: Is this lve that I'm feeling? Wait wait no. TOD: If Mac Daddy fought Daddy Mac who'd win?

Up and Comers

Yes I know its the title of a bunch of porn videos but ohh well. So myself and two other JP JR Rangers are going to Madison on Sunday for alcohol and wings at BW3. Fun times will be had. Trying to get Scotty in on it, and trying unsuccesfully to get Tino on IM, but he has a life so he is not there. If Jay reads this we will be there around 1pm hell if any one reads this 1pm-ish. This coming Thurday is affilates day at Miller Park. Myself, RJ, and Mark the Shark are going. Kinda wish Rob was going again, he deserves it. Sometimes I think gets unfairly shit on and he deserves to get some good things. So I am gonna bring him something back. Also with affilates day we get to play softball on Helfer Field. I think thats its name. Its that little baseball field next to Miller Park. Its home plate is where the old County Stadium homeplate was. Then June 7th I am gonna try for my responcable beverage serving licence AKA bartenders certifaction. Well I am off to make a lemon layer cake, wish me luck now fuck off. Hamms

Song of the Day: Korn 'Shoots and Ladders'
Thought O' Day: What would it feel like to be struck by lightning?

Cherries

Got pulled over on the way home tonight. Wasn't speeding, wasn't wearing my seatbelt (I find them hindering) but I did have it on by the time El Policia Officer got to my car. My transgression? Littering. Thats what he was going to fine me for, saying he saw my arm make a throwing like motion out the window. I told him that what I was throwing out of my car was a 'helicoptor seed.' Which had been blown into my car some how and landed on my shirt. TRUTH No Lie!! I asked if shouldn't he have some evidence of what I threw out the window? He said he would let me off with a warning. Dumb cop.
day 8967 of being alone. Its a bitch of a feeling, feeling alone even in a group. Also happy Ascension Day, I think it nearly time I ascended to a higher being.

Song of the Day: Slipknot "Duality"
Thought O' Day: Am I really that fucking bad at everything?

What am i worth???

According to Humanforsale.com I am worth only $650,000 shit i can't even buy an inning of A-Rod's time. SHIT SHIT SHIT.

Congrats

To Metallica and Jackson Browne

Just once...

Ever wake up and before you even get out of bed you know that the world has got you beat? That you can't win, that your name should be Charlie Brown.

So I have a question for anyone who reads this blog. If you could be any comic book hero/villian/anti-hero who would you be? By the way an anti-hero for all of you anal retentive bastards is someone like Frank Castle, Matt Murdock, Bruce Wayne, or Lobo, some one who does good in their mind where as it breaks laws.

Song of the Day: Sevendust "Bitch"
Thought o' day: Why do some people ALWAYS have to be right?

BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN!!!

Hey I'm your life I'm the one who takes you there hey I'm your life I'm the one who cares they they betray I'm your only true friend now they they'll betray I'm forever there
I'm your dream, make you real I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel sad but true
I'm your dream, mind astray I'm your eyes while you're away I'm your pain while you repay you know it's sad but true
you you're my mask you're my cover, my shelter you you're my mask
you're the one who's blamed do do my work do my dirty work, scapegoat do do my deeds for you're the one who's shamed
I'm your dream, make you real I'm your eyes when you must steal I'm your pain when you can't feel sad but true
I'm your dream, mind astray I'm your eyes while you're away
I'm your pain while you repay you know it's sad but true
HATE I'M YOUR HATE I'M YOUR HATE WHEN YOU WANT LOVE PAY PAY THE PRICE PAY, FOR NOTHING'S FAIR hey I'm your life I'm the one who took you here hey I'm your life and I no longer care
I'm your dream, make you real I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel sad but true
I'm your truth, telling lies I'm your reasoned alibis I'm inside open your eyes I'm you Sad But True

In my humble opinion the best song off Metallica AKA The Black Album. And the best part to really let loose and scream is the part in CAPS. Maybe cause thats how I feel. Hate is easier to feel than love.

A New Team Record

What a day. What a day. Ben Sheets new team record for stike outs in one game. Impressive. So what else went on today? Well I met some one very cute friendly funny and did I mention cute? Her name is Kara she is about 5'4" 125 looks a little like Michelle Trackentburg (I hope thats how you spell it. Umm she is the girl in Euro Trip and was Buffy's sister in Buffy the Vampire Slayer), likes the Brewers and she is attracted to me. We met by the Robin Yount statue infront of Miller Park, when I bumped into her when she slipped out of her sandle and stopped in front of me. She then asked me if I could take her photo with her and some friends, infront of the statue. Well I did and she said thank you, I thought that would be it, but she asked me what my name was, I told her and she asked me if I went to UWP I said that indeed I did and she told me that I looked familiar, cause she had been a business major there and we shared a few classes. I said well I wish I would have recognized you, cause I try to never forget a face especially one as cute as yours, she blushed then asked where I was sitting I told her section 223 she said that I had to be kidding cause she was sitting in 223 too. I asked what row and she said 12, I pulled out my tickets and it was 7. I said well at least we are in yelling distance. She laughed. We then went in to the stadium and we kinda talked about UWP as we went. She will graduate in Dec, and is kinda leary about getting a job. i said not to worry business majors usually land on their feet and get decent jobs pretty quick. She said she hoped. We then seperated and went to our seats. around the 5th I got up to get a sausage, nachos and make an appearence in the gift shop to get a hat. When I got up and started walking up the stairs I noticed she was meeting me at the isle. She kinda joked that she thought I would never get up to get a hot dog. I kinda laughed at that saying well there won't be any lefties up for a while so no worries about foul balls. She laughed at that. We got to the top of stairs and she kept walking toward the concessions while I kinda peeled off toward the stairs to go back to the field level. She then came back after me and said hey the foods back there. I said I know I just want to go to the gift shop 1st. Ohh well do mind if I come along. I didn't mind and hey all the better when a very cute sweet young thing wants to talk to me. At the gift shop I bought a brewers throw back hat. blue with yellow and the MB glove logo. She bought a pink one with the new M and little tank top. after getting our food we then went back to our seats and I said hey there is no one sitting the next few seats next to mine any more wanna come downa and keep talk? She accepted and we talked about a lot more things. She hates Bush, the president not band, love hard rock-though doesn't much care for Metallica, and really likes Lord of the Rings. After the game was over we started out for our respective cars we both found out that we were in the Cardinals lot (thats prefered parking) so we kept talking, and she said that while in those classes I kinda looked like I wasn;t to be talked to and that I looked like I could be a real mean person, she said thats not how it seems at all. I thanked her and just as I did that I ran into a parked car. God I left dumb, she said well you found my car. We both shared a laugh and she said let me give you my phone number but I want you to make sure you call it. She then gave me her cell number and asked what my phone number was. I was a little taken aback by this never had a pretty girl ask me for anything like that, so I told her. Then as I was sitting in my car in traffic, my phone rings. Its Kara. She is just making sure the number was really mine, I assured her it was. She then asked I wouldn't mind meeting her maybe Thursday for lunch. I said I would have to see if I had to work but told her that could maybe get out of it. She then asked if I had ever been to BW3s in Madison, cause she said that is a fun place and likes going there. Great day.


Ohh by the way ALL OF THE ABOVE IS A LIE!!!! All but the Ben Sheets thing. I figure if the US government can lie big so can I.
About the game though Sheets did look damn good, I wonder how Jim Powell and Bob Uecker were explaining it cause he was nailing the corners. I almost got a foul ball. It was over my head so I didn't stand up then it hot of the facing above us bounced off a guys head and I almost had it but this girl over my left shoulder one row back grabed it. damn. Also I hate some drivers on the beltline. You must be equal parts Dale Earnhardt Jr, Evil Kenivel, and Stuart Smally.

Song of the Day: Perfect Circle 'Judith'
Thought o' Day: (curtesy a church outside of Whitewater) You ever see a hearce pulling a U-Haul?

space the final frontier

So I am reading about this unexplained lights in New Mexico and how people think they are aliens. Let me think this over. They aren't. I think that if a species can master intersteller/interdimensional travel that they could some how figure out a way to see in the dark. Also I don't think that creatures from Rigel 9 have to follow the FAA guidelines as to lights.

OK I am out I am off to Milwaukee for a Brewer game.

Uhg stupidity

So last night before I went work I stopped at OTs for a drink or two, I had three so sue me. Any way I start talking with this guy about the war in Iraq and about the way some of our troops have treated some of the prisoners. This guy I found out was is a huge Conserative and backs Bush at all costs simply by this statement and I am paraphrasing "Those Iraqs deserved it. They are in prison for a reason, besides if the shoe were on the other foot, no one would be raising quite the stink that is being risen now." He continued be saying, "We need the information they have and it doesn't matter how we get it, as long as we get it."

I said that we have to be better than that. We can not stoop to their level of thinking, we have to be better than that, we are not a hateful nation we are supposed to be fair and balanced (sorry had to take that jab at Fox News). We are not to be the nation that people fear, we are to be the nation that people respect.

beat this bitch


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horror-scope

Cause I am bored here is my horror-scope from yahoo.com.

Overview: Friendship, romance and other relationships are front and center, and satisfaction is coming your way. Be ready for this adventure to end in fireworks -- and you get to choose the color.

and now my weekly lovescope. (I ain't time to love)

Weekly romance (by Astrology.com)
It's springtime, and you're a lovely social butterfly from Monday through midweek; everything's clicking, whether it's with your sweet old love or a sparkly new one. Let the good times and kisses come to you, and don't forget to smell the flowers. If things come crashing down on Thursday or Friday, you've still got enough glow to go on -- keep your head down and appreciate the subtle things. Saturday and Sunday are all about relationships, and whether that's great or terrible is completely in your hands. (Note to self: Great is better than terrible -- go for great!)

le plus de choses change le plus ils restent pareil
ceux-là qui résistent le changement meurent inchangé
The More things Change the more they stay the same.
Those who resit change die unchanged.

So in the last four hours I have gotten 6 calls telling me how some people don't like the new format on WPVL AM. These people want their news, they want their give aways, moctly though they don't want change. Even though for the last two plus years AM 1590 and 107.1 FM have been one in the same. Same music same news, the only differences were in sports events. Yet for more then two years NO ONE IT SEEMS UNDERSTANDS THIS!!!

Each person has called and asked if were still doing news and such, each time I tell them yes we are, its just exclusivly on 107.1 FM. Where it has been for those two plus years. One spindly old bitty said that she wanted us to switch it back I said I can't do that, she said that I had to. I said that all the old programs are still on 107.1 FM, she said that no they aren't I have been listening all day and have not heard Bob Bodden once. I said thats odd because I played it twice perhaps you have the wrong station on. She said that she still had the AM station on I told her that Bob Bodden was no longer on AM he was only on FM. She didn't know that we had an FM station. I hate dumb people. All of these people hate change they want to wake up have their toast and coffee and listen to WPVL AM, even if you give them a better format to hear it they don't want it. Its like owning an old car that is beaten down seem better days, then the car goes in for a complete overhaul and the only thing the same is the body. Then there is a second car same as the original but better newer more powerful, and it won't break down around power lines, They will still want that old beaten down POS just because its not a change.

One person tonight just wanted tell me how much she hated the new formats. Formats I asked (as in multiple yes I don't like what you have done with the AM station and I really don't like the FM station so I don't know what to listen to any more. I said I am sorry ma'am but the FM is unchanged and is playing the exact thing that the AM has been playing. She asked if I was calling her a lier I said no its just a fact and she said no its not the FM is playing this music that just unbecoming where as the AM was good music. She then bashed it a few more times and finally hung up.

I also had a lady call and tell me how she hates the new format and its all new sports especially she hates how we "all of a sudden are carrying the Milwaukee Brewers. No one cares for the Brewers here." I know that we have been carrying the Brewers since I have been here and they have always been on the AM what station she has been listening to I don't know. I should ask for a raise because of this.

Song of the Day: The Doors 'Roadhouse Blues'
Thought o' Day: Nous vous sentez le besoin à quelque chose de chienne nouveau que mieux que le vieux? We do you feel the need to bitch something new thats better than the old?

the smell

Been home for 30 minutes and only been in the house for 5. I just spent 25 minutes outside laying back in a chair looking at the stars and smelling lylac bushes. I love that smell.

long time gone

Congrats to those of you who have graduated and are going about your lives. I was going to go to one on Saturday instead I went home and slept from 6pm till 7:30 am the next day. Then I went to my parnets house to cook dinner for them. I like fresh Mushrooms and cooking with them. My niece can be a very crabby little individual when tired. Monday was filled with nothingness. I went and saw "Van Helsing" over all I thought it was a good movie a few laughs and good action. But one thing I didn't like was that it had a few shots that really weren't needed. Anything showing them in the mountians was kind of a wash. Also Monday i had to clean my PS2 again, I am gonna have to get a new one before long. Today I was gonna mow the yard after my 40 minute bike ride but it looked like rian so I didn't, then i shower and the fucking sun comes out. So around 3:30 I mowed the yard showered a second time in the day and then cooked dinner. Salmon loaf taters and peas. Just another thought about "Van Helsing" damn that Kate Bekinsale is a yummy one. Ya know who else is damn fine, and she is funny too? Laura Prepon from 'that 70's show'

Song of the day: Metallica 'Sad but True'
Thought o' day: Why do old people complain so damn much?

uhg morals

So I get a call last night from Mike Lyons asking if I wanted to go to Lamont to Club Shakers for some adult entertainment. I turned around and was actually planning on going. I even stopped at Dicks to get some drinks, of the non-alcoholic kind, and was planning on meeting them some where and going with. So I called some one and while talking to them I kinda got the feelling they didn't really want to hear from me. Then outside of Dicks I met an old friend named Lisa, and we talked for a short bit, when it ended she said it was nice to talking to you ttyl, even though I know that I probably won't talk to her again. Then I got in my car and had a bit of a moral problem, I wanted to go and see naked women, but I just couldn't. I was too tired and needed to be at PVL around 5am so I decided hey if they call by the time I get to Millenium SIN-ama I will turn around and go. They didn't so I didn't. Good thing too cause as soon as my head hit the pillow I was sleeping. I even woke up at 1am to shut my light off. Morals can be a bitch when you want to do something dirty.

I am at work as I write this and I am listening to the Metallica show from May 2nd in Madison. Yes, I bought a show I was at and Johnny downloaded and put it on disks. WOO!!! Good quality too. As its straight sound board quality. Not much crowd noise though.

Song of the Day: Union Underground 'Killing the Fly'
Thought o' Day: Damn its chilly and damp out right now.

for there shall be no more

Did any watch the last episode of Freinds? I sure as hell didn't. I can say that I only watched one entire episode in my life. And that was because way back in high school, I was interested in a girl and she loved friends, well I thought I would watch so I would have something to talk to her about. After watching I decided that she wasn't worth it.

ahh geez

So I am reading this article about how Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher may have gotten married. It says that they are following the teachings of some spin off of Judaism. I have a Judaism spin off its called Christianity. Why do celebs have the need to try these new 'religons' when they know that dumb people will follow said religon just because that celeb is doing it. How many people became Christian Scientists (I believe that is the term) because John Travolta and Tom Cruise are? Geez people are dumb. And as long as I am on the topic of stupid celebrity doing. I read the other day that Janet Jackson pays for coffee enimas. Who came up with this idea of shooting coffee up your ass? Granted it has been cooled before being shot up there but still.

In my opinion celebs are usually dumb people who fell into their spots in life and then use their status to turn people onto their, the celebs, way of thinking.

Song of the Day: Eric Clapton 'You look wonderful tonight' and 'Tears in Heaven'
Thought o' Day: Just when will other life forms from outside the galaxy contact us?

yumm

So I am watching TV, gee what a surprise, and this commercial for highlighting brunnette hair comes on. All I can think of is damn I love brunette women. I think its thier eyes they are just so mmm cute and expressive. The smoky brown eyes so nice. I like a good brunette with some highlights but not much, and has beautiful eyes. Also and I don't know why this is but I find big hair, not like Poison or Motley Crue big, but big hair kinda sexy. Mmm Curly brown hair.

OK enough of that.

I got sunburned yesterday mowing my parents yard and it hurts like hell. I can't sleep on either shoulder cause I was wearing a wife beater and it goes around my shoulders. But at least I did something. Also my interview went as well as could be expected. And i stopped at the old high school to get my transscripts. Some girl who came in after me kept looking at me and I wonder if she was a friends younger sister. If it weren't for the fact she was in high school she would have been smoking hot. Dark hair, dark eye shadow, about 5'8" and a nice athletic body. Damn being old.

Song of the Day: Drowning Pool 'Sinner'
Thought o' Day: It sounded like it was gonna storm a bit ago where the hell is it?

Wonderment

I watched the Pat Tillman Funeral thing yesterday on ESPN. I turned it on during his brother in law's speach. After his brother it was his brother. I think his brother was incredibly drunk angry and sad. One part of the speach that I did catch was when he said, "Pat's fucking dead man." Censors weren't fast enough for that.

In other news I shaved the dog today, no thats not another way of saying something else. I did infact shave Sam today. Fuzzy little fucker. He had a lot of hair on him. Thats all I done today so woo. Interview 2morrow.

Song of the Day: Staind "It's been awhile"
Thought o' Day: Is Dick Cheney really a cyborg? I am kinda betting on it. Ohh and HI Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge, I know you are monitering all blogs and such so I am just saying 'HI.'

MADISON WE THANK YOU!!!!!

Great great great great concert. After waiting in line for 30 minutes to get into the Allient Center me and Page finally got in. 1st thing we see or at least I see two girls dressed up like Nikki Schielier in American Pie 3. Ya know the cop outfits in leather. Only these two were dressed much sluttier, and well damn it took my breathe away, and they were hot. Page and I got seats on the third level front row right above a small gathering area. Damn fine seat, straight shock to the stage and we could see the TV screens they set up. We were the 1st people in the whole section and I was damn glad I kept telling Johnny no further over. Around 7:30 Godsmack took the stage to what I thought was quite thunderous applause. They opened with "Alive" and since I had a great seat I really didn't feeling like standing just yet so I was indeed sitting. Then Sully gets in the mic and says, "Listen you aren't at fucking home with a remote in your hand and watching TV stand the fuck up." Never one to argue with a man like Sully, I stood up. Great set they played incredibly well. They did Voodoo and at the end of Voodoo Sully pulled the tarp off a second drum set and started playing some Bongos. FUCKING INCREDIBLE!!! He did that for a good 10 minutes stopping once and while to get the crowd to clap, of cource though a lot of the crowd might have been like me and just been so impressed with Sully that we forgot to keep clapping. Then Sully and Shannon Larkin combined did like 15 minutes of drum solo, where they were both playing the same thing and insync it was damn impressive. After closing their set Godsmack get ready to get your ass kicked by Metallica. It was 8:30. Tear down crew took 30 minutes and that was all set up. Damn Metallica's stage is bare at times. Two risers and a drum kit on a small platform. Then "Extacy of Gold" played and I thought that Godsmack got a big ovation Metallica's was deafining. Holy shit loud loud LOUD. They started with Blackened and the crowd was in to it like you wouldn't believe. Yes I was screaming along with James. The video screens which earlier had been showing close ups of Sully (and his HUGE neck veins) and boys were seemingly off. But they fired up on the second song. It was interesting because the monitors were cut into four seperate sections and then one screen (there were two large projection screen on each side of the stage) had a different image. I had honestly never heard a crowd so loud I could barely hear myself screaming along with. IT WAS THAT LOUD. At times James wasn't even singing he was letting the crowd do it for him. FUCKING GREAT!!!!! One of the best parts was when Kirk kept fucking with Lars and making him kinda miss his opening to a sing, James, who was on the other side of the stage and not facing them, asked if every thing was alright over there then he asked if he had to come over there. Kirk then got chased off by Lars and Lars was able to make his opening. It was fun stuff. Towards the end the lights go down and clips from 'Full Metal Jacket' start playing, TIME FOR "ONE". Then the pyros hit and hit and hit and hit. Holy shit that was a lot of pyro. I love that smell though. Then the smell of firworks ended and as Johnny said it smelled like Bar-b-q'ed chicken. I just thought it smelled like a gas grill. After the show, James, Lars, Kirk, and Robert all put their arms around each other and bowed to each of the side of the stage damn it was nice. Inside notes at least 8 women flashed breasteses tonight. I saw none because none were close enough to me and the ones I could see were blurred by the smoke machines. Over all GREAT GREAT Show. A+. In another side note I almost killed johnny with the Blazing wings at Buffalo Wild Wings. if you have never tried them I suggest you do so. I have no voice from screaming all night so its off to bed now.

Song of the Day: Again anything by Metallica or Godsmack
Thought o' Day: Damn b the crowd was loud.

lack o' sleep

OK so I had some lack of sleep today cause well I woke up and this thought was stuck in my head... what is the difference between a rock and a stone? Ponder this one.

Song of the day: Anything by Metallica or Godsmack.
Thought o' Day: WOOO FUCKING WOOO!!!!! METALLICA!!!!!

rolling the dice...

According to Deathclock.com I am gonna die Saturday July 13th 2047. Well it was a fun run. Time to prepare for death.

Song O' Day: Jet 'Cold Hard Bitch'
Thought o' Day: Why was that cute brunnette whipping herself down with the bar rag?

huh

1. Go into your blog's archives.
2. Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.

This is my entire 23rd post
In other news I am DAMN GLAD I don't have any ex-girlfriends.
I still feel that way.