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Sunday, July 31, 2005

Summer Daze

On my way to work this morning I see a car wash going on. Its for the Belmont Senior class, holy moses there were some hotties. I get to work at Chandler's and in the parking lot another car wash. This one being run by LIFGUARDS!!!! So you know they are all going to be whoa. Well I don't really get a chance to look much as I was actually doing prep and such all day so ohh well. Then just as I am ready to roll I look out the window and there is this blonde with at least C cups wearing a white two piece bikini. Her hair was done so it looked like a photo shoot might break out at any time. She looked a little like Jessica Simpson only with like a little more softness on her frame. Damn. I usually don't go for the blondes but that was nice. I then told one of the dishwashers that I was looking at something most likely illegal. Damn that was nice though.

Work the last few nights has been for lack of a better word interesting. Different orders strange add ons stranger requests. Tonight it was real slow except that as soon as you got one ticket done then in came another. It was just plain weird. Lots and lots of orders for Bruschetta the last few days. Thats good cause that means people like it, its just one of those time consuming orders, and getting the right loaf of bread is even harder sometimes.

Leaving P-ville tonight I saw some good looking ladies on Mineral right by brothers. They looked a little young so I am betting they were going to the under 21 dance. Which to all of you is something I would love to just attend just to hear the hormones clicking on and off and the teenage stupidity overflowing. Last sunday I was taking the garbage out and some girl was screaming at another girl "YOU TALKED TO MY BOYFRIEND!!!!! YOU TALKED TO MY BOYFRIEND!!!!" I love the stupidity of teenagers.

Just a note did you know that July is Eye injury prevention month? Shit why July why not pick a month that has a holiday that isn't celebrated with explosions and fire stuff?

Also July 2005 is the 1st month since I turned 21 that I did not order of buy an alcoholic drink. Final tally three shots two shots of DOC bought by Page and one free Red Headed Slut on the house at Brothers. Well thats is it.

Song of the Day: American Head Charge "Dirty"
Thought O' Day: Damn women's bodies are growing up way to soon now adays.

Friday, July 29, 2005

whoa

Had an interesting dream last night. I was giving a foot massage to a bartender I know and she liked it, but said that she had ticklish feet. Weird man weird.

Also I bought this AXE body wash stuff last night and got a rubber ducky with it. Its a black rubber ducky with devil horns, its pretty cool.

I like this weather much better than that 95 shit.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Just quit

Thats one step and there is no God involved in it. I watched Bullshit at Page's tonight and saw two great episodes. One about the historical accracy of the Bible the other about 12 step programs. It showed that AA for the most part doesn't work. I tell you why it doesn't work. Most people go to AA because they are mandated to. Court ordered. Very few people go on their own. You have to want to quit. Its that fucking simple. Wanting to quit. You want to quit smoking well then with will power you can. Find something to replace the cigarette, gum? Ice cream? Ohh I'm sorry I didn't know you were lactose intolerant. (Thank you Clutch) The thing is that only you can tell yourself to quit. Trying to quit smoking, stop buying them, quitting drinking stop going to bars or buy drinks. It is that fucking simple. Its all about how much you want something.

Now completly off topic but has any one ever noticed how shitty the camera work on am porn is?

Song of the Day: Finger Eleven "One thing"
Thought O' Day: People are dumb aren't they.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

I miss

Ya know what I miss about not drinking and for that matter just not going out any more? The skantily clad young ladies. Yeppers. I saw one as I was driving down 2nd she was wearing what amounted to a hanky with two strings. Nice. I also saw a girl wearing a skirt that was so short you could see cheek cleavage. That was interesting.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Just in Case

keep me around waiting behind glass in case you need, i'll be your piece of ass, pretend you want me, string me along, break glass if needed, you can make me crawl, cause you make me feel like a dog, you can't see my emotion, is this for real, I'm a man sinking deep, I was strung out for such a long long time, now I own myself yes I am mine no longer will i be you just in case, no longer your shit do i need to taste, cause you make me feel like a dog, you can't see my emotion, is this for real, I'm a man sinking deep, I don't wanna be your just in case boy, I don't wanna be your just in case, oh no.

Song of the Day: Static-X "Just in Case"
Thought O' Day: I'm feeling good about things and its kind weird.

Monday, July 25, 2005

Fucking Moron News of the Day

Jerry asks me to pay a bill on-line for him. No problem really. Well except I find out he wants me to send his check on line, ok thats possible for the most part. So I sign him in at PCH.com thats Publishers Clearing House to you and me. And it keeps bringing up these damn pop up winner windows, so I ask where do I pay well you click on pay online after finding it, I think that he is starting to get me dumber just by being around him, it says please enter zip code and order number, I ask him what the order number is and he says he doesn't have one, well you need one to pay, well I don't have one, well then you can't pay. Well fuck it I'll just mail the check. Thank you jerry why didn't you just do that to begin with.

FUCK FUCK FUCK.

The Skinny

Read The Skinny in todays WSJ. Some lady called 911 and wanted the cops to come to Burger King cause they wouldn't make her Western Cheeseburger right. Ohh its frakking hilarious.

I put in my two weeks at Chandler's yesterday. Time to get another job. I wouldn't mind a bartendering postion. Speaking of booze its been 27 days with out a drink and no adverse effects. I own it, it doesn't own me.

I got the cute red head at work to laugh last night. We were discussing this guy who came in wearing a tank top. People please wear sleeves when you come to minitori's.

Also Gary Bussy is a FREAK!!!! I saw "I'm with Bussy" and now celebrity fit club and damn this guy is nuts.

Song of the Day: Audioslave "Doesn't Remind Me"
Thought O' Day: Wow hot ain't it?

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Top 5

Darlene did this so I will steal it from her.

Ask me my top five anything and I will respond.

Or you can ask me any question what so ever and I will give you my truthful answer.

No need to leave a name just leave it in the comments.

Friday, July 22, 2005

Works

So far it works. I am blocking my grandfather reading this because well I bitch about him all the time cause well he is pissing me off. Jay got around some things so now it works to just block my site on this computer. Jay will soon get me a password protected set up. I owe Jay some Wings.

In other news scent is the closest scence tied to memory. Indeed, I went for a drive the other night, I was fucking bored and didn't want to go home so I hit up some old roads around Belmont. Smelled cut hay, silage, and this smell best put as shit. It reminded me of the farm in Boscobel. Just those smells.

The girl who I think is really cute but smokes at Chandlers was kind of bitchy to me tonight and last Sunday she rarely talked to me and avoided me almost all day. Which I must say is kind of hard for a waitress to do to a cook. She was nicer at the end of the night but still. Impressions are impressions.

Its been almost a month now since I actually have had a drink. I really don't need to have one.

My car was actually run over Wednesday night. My passenger side back bumper was run over. Some jackass in a truck (which is the only thing that could get up and on my bumper) ran it over and caved it in. Thankfully its plastic and Dave Dones popped it back out. If you ever need body work done go to Dave's Auto Body in Belmont he does damn good work. I'll end up taking it down there to have the tiremarks and what not taken off and re-painted.

So just to tell all of you, my grandparents were thinking that I was suicidal, and drinking way to much. Maybe I was drinking a bit much but I was never suicidal. Shit man then I would just leave this world with out a cynical mean spirited bastard who hates people but actaully sees things the way they are. If I killed myself then where does that leave any of us? Well you'd all be better off, so I guess thats why I don't do it cause I want you all to suffer with me.

Song of the Day: The WHOLE ALBUM Start a Wat from Static-X. I mean really listen to it. Also hed PE "Black Out" god that song reminds me of some one.
Thought O' Day: Honestly who runs over a car and doesn't stop or at least notify some one?

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Questioned

So somebody gave the Cuba City Police chief my name and such and he came over and talked to me. Thanks Mark. Ohh and thank you Judy Boldt for thinking that it was me as well. God damn people who don't know me thinking its me. Patterson did it as a joke. Judy thinks its still me. I should call people at GLR and tell them I have been arrested. Uhg. He just asked me some questions and what not took my photo and looked at my car. Damn. Well I told him what I was doing and that yes a lot of people have been asking me this stuff so yeah I know what I was doing.

Song of the Day: Judas Preist "Breaking the Law"
Thought O' Day: Do people REALLY think I am that dumb. Ohh yeah and fuck you JB.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

just so you know...

The bank robbery in Cuba City wasn't me. Just so you know.

Friday, July 15, 2005

Thats Hot

To steal a line from that no talent ass clown some time porn star Paris Hilton, Thats Hot. Speaking of her did you know that she is marrying some guy named Paris? Yep at least now she just has to call out her name during sex. Hey I am that damn good I scream out my own name too.

OK so whats hot you ask? Well I was watching this movie called Unfaithful the other night and it has Diane Lane in it.


Well I have a thing for her is is just plain beautiful anyway in that movie (which was broadcast on basic cable so nothing was showed) she is telling this ponce that she can't cheat on her husband any more but they have sex one last time. And it starts in a hallway with her getting pinned against a wall and kind of struggling to get away but not that hard and she gets her jeans pulled down just enough to show off this hot little cotton panties. Damn man those are to me just so frakking hot. Anyway thats all I just wanted to say that. Yes I kind of watched the rest of the movie but ohh well.

Rollie Fingers bobblehead day is tomorrow. Me, Jay, the boy and Jackie are going. WOOO bobblehead. Also I hear that the Rewey fireworks are tomorrow so if you go to that have fun as well.

Song of the Day: AIC "Man in the Box"
Thought O' Day: Thats a whozzits?

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

OOOOOOK

Jerry is wearing a teal t-shirt with a burnt orange button up sweater green shorts knee high grey socks and white tennis shoes... fashion thy name is Jerry. If I had a digital camera I'd take a pic of him.

He asked me a question about this program called Gateway Big Fix, I said it does it on its own don't worry about it. he replied with well well it says here. The man is computer illiterate and thinks he knows all yet ALWAYS asks me this stupid piddily shit.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

my ends, it justifys my means, all i ever do is delay.

I think Tom Delay is a ponce and should not get re-elected.

OK so because as some of you know I don't like people who ask for advise from "professionals" IE Ann Landers type people. I even made fun of them back in the day on SUP. I have always decided that no matter what I will not ever send a letter myself. So instead I am sending a letter to myself and this is what I would write back.

Dear Hamms,

I am a 25 year old who has never been with a woman and never ever been really involved with one either. Each time I ever had "feelings" for some one I was usually shot down pretty damn quick. Every time however some one showed some interest back I thought that this one might be the one. Until I fucked it up some how. Well the most recent one was almost 3 years ago. I met her and we did a few things. She never went places with out one of her friends but still I thought we find of hit things off. Well when I tried to do other things with her I was ignored. I know that I should get over her but it seems as though she is stuck in my head at least until the next one comes along.
Considering a mind wipe. WI

Dear ASS-wipe,

For fuck sakes get over her already would you? If she has perky breast maybe you could think of them right? You knew nothing was ever going to happen. Especially after you were "ignored". In reality she was sending you a message. FUCK OFF!!! Go find some chick with loose morals and bang her till her molars are as loose as those morals. I am betting that this girl stuck in your head was/still is just a nice girl and was humoring you. So just get over it. Be bold and find some one new.

I saw Fantastic 4 Sunday night with Jay. I thought it was good fun. Not as good as a Spider-man movie or X-Men movie but still good.

Did you know that Radio@Netscape has a ALL METALLICA station? Yeppers it does and it fucking rocks.

One of the waitresses at Chandlers was talking to me on Sunday telling me that country was the best music. I had to differ with her. we had a nice conversation. She said that I should come over and we'll watch CMT together. Now if only she wasn't under 21 and didn't smoke. She is damn near hot enough to over look the smoking thing I mean she doesn't do it as much as some others do. Still she is a smoker and under 21. I know I shouldn't always find faults in people but I do. Its horrible of me.

Song of the Day: Metallica "Four Horsemen"
Thought O' Day: Why do I do this to myself?

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Sleep is fleeting

I didn't get that great of sleep last night. Worried about work. Ohh god this sucks. I just kept having these bad dreams about not finding things at work because we were out and people were complaining. Ohh fucking god that sucked. Last night was such a clusterfuck it was just horrible. We got the shit done its just it took so damn long and things just are messed up lately with some of the issues happening there. It will indeed be an interesting few weeks.

I bet...

I bet all you people out there in Cyber space and all you other fucks that read this that I can actually be a pretty damn nice guy. It just takes the right situations. That being said I don't think any one in the blognet has ever seen me at my nicest most sincere. I also expect to keep it that way. Its so much easier to be mean spirited and cranky and pissy. I can be nice and funny. But when the world and mostly my personal life are shit why bother. Now fuck off.

By the way its now 9 days.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

30 days

One thing I like about Belmont is the Cable system. I watched 30 Days tonight. Its a Morgan Spurlock tv. Morgan as some of you may know did they movie SuperSize Me. Well now FX is giving him a show and the two shows I have seen have been pretty good. The 1st one was about him and his girlfriend living on minimum wage for a full month. The one I just watched has this "but the bible say" kid moving in with a gay guy. It was informative and worthwhile. It really solidifies my belief in those that say "but the Bible says", and of close minded bigots.

Ohh yeah and I saw the end of that celbritity dance show. Kelly won. woo. As you tell I am es-tac-ic. I did see some clips of where here top strap broke and she almost flashed the whole nation. Kelly you did Playboy the pics are out there. Still she is really hot.

DIE BITCH DIE!!!!

Drew Rosenhaus can die of gonoreha and rot in hell. Want a cookie? AHHHH this bastard is destroying the Packers. Before long no teams will deal with the bastard.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

In the news

So Jessica Simpson is being protested by some right wing nut jobs because her video "These Boots..." makes her look like a slut. Their words not mine. They say that a daughter of a Prodistant minister shouldn't dress nor act that way. Hey assholes. Its her life, her dad doesn't seem to have a problem with it. So fucking lay off. I swear that if these right wingers find out you are having fun or any kind or actually doing what you want they want to outlaw it. They think we should all dress like the amish and do nothing but stay in church 24/7.

Also I read this in the skinny today. A father doctored a picture of his missing daughter to make her blond and prettier. HA!!! That is freaking hilarious. Its also really disturbing cause well its true. If you had a pics of me and tino and were told that we were missing would you go and look for us if you were strangers? However if you had pics of Amanda Swinton or Katie Cleary and you were a stranger wouldn't you help find them?

Another thing in the news is that the mother of the missing girl in Aruba is upset that there hasn't been any movement in the case to find out what happened to her daughter, and if there isn't any more she will go to the media. HEY LADY ITS IN THE FUCKING MEDIA!!!! Shit the girl is dead and the Aruba authorities are incompatant. Sue them. Hell its not a America so it might not work. Maybe you should have taught your daughter to not get in the cars of strangers with candy or lots of money.

Song of the Day: GNR "Nighttrain"
Thought O' Day: OHH 151 experience will be had.

Monday, July 04, 2005

All your fingers and toes?

Happy 4th to all of you. Now fuck off.

OK so I went to my parents and spent the night Sunday night. One thing struck me as I was standing on their porch looking out over the corn field in their back yard. The lightning bugs were all out and lighting up and doing their thing and it was just so peaceful. It would be so horribly romantic to just sit in the complete dark or dusk and watch lightning bugs with some you you love on a porch swing or leaning against a tree or something like that. Now as many people know I am INCREDIBLY cynical about love. Actually cynical isn't the right term... mean spirited and resentful sounds much better.

Also I don't find fireworks all that romatic. Its shit blowing up and being set on fire. I could do that shit to a couch if you want me to.

My mind keeps going back to certain things and it fucking sucks people. It sucks. I swear are there any women who don't like fucking with your mind? :) I keed I keed.

Song of the Day: Static X "I am the One" yes its used agian but damn its cool.
Thought O' Day: Just days from a mental breakdown am I?

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Johnny Page Syndrome

No thats not drinking till drunk thats being clutzy. I tripped on some stairs at work tonight and cut my hand and bruised my right knee. Damn it hurts.

Work at 10am, then off to the 'rents to make them dinner. I like cooking. Its fun.

Got my tux sized today. Yeah I have a VERY large chest and neck. Sorry. I bet I look like even more of a tool dressed up. Got told I am very intimidating the other night. Thanks I actually like that. If people feel intimidated that means they most likely won't want to strike up a conversation.

Adam Wamsley told me he loved me Thursday night. AND HE WASN'T EVEN DRINKING!!!!! OK so he might have been talking to some one else but hey he yelled it like it was directed at me.

Song of the Day: American Head Charge "Dirty"
Thought O' Day: Tuxxxes eh?

Friday, July 01, 2005

My mind is not in right now please leave a message.

Ever have one of those mornings where you are just not feeling it? Something seems wrong. Off. Or even unconnected? Yeah I am having one of those mornings.

Before I get into any of that did you know its Vagina Awareness Month? Yeppers July is Vagina Awareness Month. Click here for more.

I went out last night and well I decided to just drink water. Yeah I know hard core. But I just didn't feel like drinking last night. I honestly think that I should give up drinking alcohol completely. If I had been drinking I might have gotten depressed last night at things I was seeing. But I wasn't so I didn't. Humans are humans you can't shut off emotions even of they are made up emotions.

I know that no one who reads this regularly, and by that I mean Dan and Jake, are sick of me saying this but I don't think I'll ever met the right one. I am attracted to 9's and 10's and last time I checked they weren't attracted to me. They say they want a guy with a great personality and sence of humor, yeah that stuff will keep you in the room but rock hard abs and a great body get you in the door. Yeah I am cynical but hey thats the way I have seen it. I also really don't feel like talking to people I don't really know any more. I'll be stand off ish and such but really I have nothing to say to people who I really don't know.

OK so if you have launch.yahoo.com and a sign up name check out the videos "These boots were made for walking" by Jessica Simpson and "Don't Cha" by the pussycat dolls. Well check them out if you are a male who likes hot women.

Also my condolences to all bar smokers in Madison.

Song of the Day: Static-X "I'm the One"
Thought O' Day: Nothing really.

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