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Just a short post here. I wanna see some and maybe even play with some boobies. There I said it, that is my only goal for the weekend. Yes it is only Wednesday but still I wanna see and maybe play with some boobies. OK till later.

Song of the day: Sloth 'Dead Generation'
IToD: That girl in Madison was found alive. There is always a chance against all odds to have it come out well.

You are Rumble!

You are an enrgetic fellow, but you may not have
the ability to eovercome your temper by keeping
your head on your shoulders.


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To build on something Dennis Leary said a few years ago about just wanting Coffee flavored Coffee, can we get anything with no extras any more? It started with Burgers lets add cheese and bacon. It should have stopped there. Now you can get onions, tomatos, pickles, lettuse, mayo, catsup, mustard, and all these other things that you had to ask for or at the least there was a small tray of things that you could grab and use to put on your burger. I the least you can ask that these things not be put on your burger, thats good.
What gets me though is that every god damn vehicle these days seems to come with a DVD player, household like stereo system, and all these trick and triggers its sad. Am I buying a car or am I buying a house on wheels. Didn't those used to me called mobile homes and only red necks and people in Oklahoma had those. I should buy a Caddy SUV and have it all tricked out and then live in it. Screw rent.
Can I buy a phone any more that just recieves and sends calls? I don't want to send people pics of my ear. I don't need to play Madden 2004 on my phone. I don't need my phone to start taking over my life. I will buy a PS2 for Madden, I will buy a digital camera that can be hooked up to my Computer.

Next thing you know winter coats will come with an automatic zip. You put it on and boom it zips. Not only that but it will alert your friends, by cell phone cleverly built into the collar that you are leaving and should be reached on your cordless shoe. Which will also double as a car because as soon as you hit pavement or utter the word 'gittygittygotta' motorized wheels will pop out and take you to where you want to go. And they will know where you are going because as soon as you utter 'gittygittygotta' that GPS that is implanted in your head will tell you where you are and where you want to be. At which point the new ocular implants in your eyes will start playing the new Ben Affleck movie so you can watch as you go. Which you downloaded for a small price namely your new winter jacket now has a scrolling marquee that reads 'I am watching the new Ben Affleck movie you should get it, too!!!!" But of course you can't be bothered with actually listening to the new Ben Affleck movie, NO, NO, NO. You are a 21st century multi-tasker. So you are having those new tracks from 50 Cent, Ludacris, nickleback, Ashanti, Beyonce, Finger Eleven, and Britney Spears all beemed into your new implant in your ears. Its the greenish one right next to the GPS. Don't forget though you are on your way to meet the girl of your dreams whom you met after DNA testing and a personality test coupled with pictures of you and your room and your bank account were cross reference with the amount of shit downloaded into your fucking skull.

Don't get me wrong I love technology but I think its starting to get a little hard core. Now if you need me I am gonna take my DSL internet and move to Montana and live in a log cabin, live off the land, and make bombs. Which will only be used for hunting deer.

Speaking of deer... wasn't Bambi a male? What the fuck kind of masculine name is BAMBI!!!!!!! What woman is turned on by the name Bambi? OK very butch lesbians. NO WONDER HIS PARENTS GOT SHOT THEY, DESERVED TO FOR CALLING HIM FUCKING BAMBI!!!!!!!!

Song of the Day: Seether "Fine Again"
IToD: Bill Gates did not finish college.

I am just burning time before my online baseball draft now. I pick 1st. Kind of nice though I had to finish last the year before to do it. I thought for sure that I was gonna beat Wamsley but that SOB started playing again. Just kidding I like ya Wamsley. Still waiting.... the wait is killing me. Damn I wanna get this going. Crappy weekend no drinking except a few Friday.

I did get into a bit of an arguement on WSUP's rants and raves. That Nulli girl just said the wrong things and I got really pissed and was looking for a fight anyway so well I ripped into her. Not sorry about it cause he that shit happens. Draft time BUH BYE.

So my big plans of getting shit face drunk were wasted tonight. I was gonna sit at home and play some Tiger Woods Golf, and for each birdy take a shot, and for each eagle take two. Well what happened you ask? Well 1st I couldn't find my Jim Beam. It had been in the fridge but now can not be found. and the bottle of Korbel Johnny got me for helping him get out of the mud was left at my parents. So what did I do? I played Tiger Woods minus the alcohol. Sure I know what you are gonna say, "Hamms, if you drink along thats a sure sign of being an Alcoholic." To which I would respond I was not going to be alone. No the dog was gonna be here and so was Tiger Woods. Goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken. The last two days have been like watching paint peal. Boring and uhg. I finally saw Intolerable Cruelty with George Clooney and Cathrine mmmm Zeta-MMMMM-Jones. Good movie I laughed. That Cathrine Zeta-Jones is so spectacular looking. If I am lucky I could end up being with some one that pretty. Those eyes.... I just melt.

I was actually watching my new tattoos peal though so that was fun. And yes I do want more ink. I was actually filing my finger nails tonight, and not to a point like claws either so don't think that.

Well I guess thats it so,
Song of the day: Korn "Got the Life"
IToD: Just having and Idea and a dream can catapult you into fortune.

I had my 1st nightmare in a long long long time last night. It had something to do with demonic voices coming from my parents basement. The voices were taking over the dogs in that stay in the basement. I could hear the voices but no one else could. Then the dogs knocked down door and attacked everyone. This is were I kinda woke up, but then went back to sleep. Weird shit to say the least.

Its been a week since the light bulb went out in my ceiling fan in my room, and I havn't changed it. Party because I just don't feel like it and partly because I can't lift my shoulders to high with those tattoos.

An uneventful day was had. I played some ASB 2004 baked a cake made some taco dip and made sour cream frosting for the cake. Maybe I'll sleep till 12:30pm again tomorrow. YEAH SLEEP!!!

Song of the day: Godsmack 'Whatever'
IToD: Even the smallest mouse can make a man quake in fear.

Incase some of you haven't been following the news, there was two articles in this weekends WSJ about these two parents who beat their one of their children. The following is from the WSJ.

Juneau County officials say it's the worst case of child abuse they've seen.

The mother and stepfather of a 17-year-old girl have been charged with torturing her, perhaps for as long as seven years. The last three years, the teen had been inexplicably absent from school, kept largely in the garbage-filled basement at the family's rural Necedah home.

The girl's mother, Lee Ann Miller, 37, was associate director of the Oak Grove Senior Community Center and a certified nursing assistant at Mile Bluff Medical Center in Necedah. Stepfather Troy Miller said in court Friday that he's been on disability for six years.

Both were being held in Juneau County Jail on $25,000 cash bond.

Here's what the complaint alleges:

The teen, referred to in court records as "N.L.D.," had teeth cracked or knocked out of her mouth by her hammer-wielding mother. It was punishment for stealing food. Her stepfather choked her several times until she passed out.

The Millers used a 2 1/2-foot white, plastic pipe to beat her. They stopped when it broke. Her mother shot her in the back of the leg with a pellet gun.

She was forced to drink sewage water. Another time, she was forced to drink a bottle of mouthwash as punishment for rinsing her mouth without permission.

The teen told Sheriff's Detective Mark Strompolis that she was forced to wear an electric dog collar while doing chores. If she didn't do the job to her mother's satisfaction, she was punished with repeated shocks - her mother called it "rapid fire."

"If you ever made me put the two prongs in front of my neck, that is where it hurt the most," the girl told Strompolis. "I like to put it in the back of my neck because it doesn't hurt that much in the back."

Troy Miller would leave the room when she was being shocked, the teen said, because her screams gave him a headache.

The complaint continues:

He put a hot iron to her feet and hands when she didn't get out of bed fast enough. And she had to feed the horses, even in winter, barefoot.

Both hit her. Her stepfather split her lip and she still bears the scar.

They called her a "skank" and "nitwit," and encouraged her sisters to do the same.

She slept in the filthy basement, with broken windows, on a pile of old clothes. She also was concealed there when relatives or family friends came over. Sometimes she slept on a bare, stained mattress in another room next to the dog kennel.

She told Strompolis that she never received Christmas gifts, although her sisters did. The family didn't celebrate her birthday.

She'll be 18 on May 1.

District Attorney Tracey Braun said the couple, charged with 15 felony counts, could face more than 100 years in prison.


People who 'knew' the family say that they didn't know that they ever had a 4th daughter.

In my opinion 100 years is not enough. They should rot in hell, I also believe that they should serve in a maximum security prison where child abusers and pedophiles are looked on as the lowest scum on earth.

Its also sad that this young lady will now most likely go through the rest of her life trusting no one and being mentally damaged for life. I hope her 'parents' rot.

I have come to a conclusion that I truly am sociopathic.

I stopped at the video rental place by Dicks tonight to see if the had the new MVP Baseball game, they didn't and because there was this couple in there making out in each section and talking all lovy dovy and shit I had to get out, so I went to Movie Gallery. No, no one hit me this time. I rented ASB 2004 Comedian w/ Jerry Sienfeld, and Intolerable Cruelty. That Cathrine Zeta-Jones is just plain fanastic. I was gonna rent a third movie but passed on that, but the selections did come back to Clerks, or This is SPINAL TAP. It goes up to 11.

Outside of Dicks tonight I heard this lady yelling at her kid, told her kid that they always have to wait for her and that she is worthless and nothing. I made me think how lucky I am that my parents weren't assholes like that woman was to her kid. Then the kid started yelling back, way to go kid.

You've been drinking my blood but I've been licking your wounds.

Song of the Day: Monster Magnet 'Spacelord'
Inspirational Thought of the day: Sometimes people do find the beauty within.

Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes clean to the bone.

well its sunday afternoon and just before tip of the Badgers Game VS pittsburg. Damn my brackets are so destroyed right now. Stanford and the Zags messed me up good. Friday was uneventful, I did the Brewers game then some prod then met RJ down town for a drink or four. After three drinks RJ decided he wanted to hit up some other bars, and being as to how dead it was down there I didn't argue. It was almost sad how few people were downtown Friday but I liked that cause most of you know how anti-social I can be. Well anyway I got Jokered at Players some young girl at the dorr asked for my ID damn her, then RJ started making shit of me. On the way back to OT's yes we hit all the bars and nothing was happening in any of them. On the way back in front of the henge or 'the biker bar' we heard, "and thats when I knew we wern't in Boscobel any more." RJ about fell down and I cracked a smile, and told him yeah I heard that too. After downing another drink and having some guy come up to me and tell me that I should be trying to get women after telling him that I perfered not to bat instead of strike out he thought I was gay. I told him No no no I don't bat for the wrong team I just don't go to bat. After getting that cleared up he told me to have a good night and to not start switch hitting. Gotta love drunks. We then got some Shangr la foods their chicken fried rice is damn fine. Well as we were eating who should show up? Scotty B. He had been in Dubuque apparently. We then talked business for a few minutes till RJ decided he needed to use the rest room, being past 3:30am nothing was open so RJ tried 1st to go in the doorway then deiced it better to go to Scott's. And I decided to go home. On Saturday I went and saw my sister and niece, Jaden is a little cutie and she is kinda mean too beating on Keith or cory. We watched Blue coller comedy tour, daredevil and the Pirates of the caribean. MMM jennifer Garner and Kira Knightly, both damn fine young women. Then as I tried to go to sleep, I was flipping through the satilite channels and came across Buffy the Vampire slayer on some west coast fox station. As I was watching my sister came down and was soon followed my my niece. Stacey had gotten up to get something to drink and Jaden had followed. Before Jaden came down though she had gotten sick in their bed. Jaden and Stacey then stayed down stairs and Jaden got sick again. After about an hour Jaden fell asleep of cource by now I too was sleeping on the couch while they both slept in the chair. I woke up at one point in the night and was sweating alike crazy my goodness it was hot in the house. then it was time to leave. I was on the road by 10 and can say that that was the earliest I have been on the road in a while. On my way home I was thinking of some people as usual but I got over it. Well its now just b4 the half of the badger game and I think I am gonna start watching it on TV.

So i read this story today about this guy going into a Pizza shop and shooting this vampire. (thanks darlene) Now it makes you wonder does this guy think there are real vampires? OK so I kinda watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer and I really like the show Angel and the Blade movies, but I don't think that there are real vampires out there. At least the homulus nocturna. There are people who want to be vampires and are all pasty and drink blood and all but that doesn't make them vampires its just makes them strange. OK so yeah I have thought about what it would be like to be a vampire hunter, or something like that, but I know that its all fake.

I got some new ink today. Two new tattoos which are like my yin/yang tattoo. On my left shoulder its a halo with rays, on my right shoulder its a set of devil horns with a tail. Its quite cool.

Song of the Day: Days of the New 'shelf in the room'
Inspirational thought: Even if your day is going all to hell don't worry there is always 2morrow.

2:38 in the am. I have been drinking since 4pm and I stopped at midnight. Yet I don't really feel it. I am kinda tired but I was up around 8am, god I wanted to get drunk and I couldn't even do that right.
Talked with the new GM today he says I have potential. That (sorry Dan) is one of the worst words I have ever been called. Because when you have some one else thinking you could be good down the line you always let them down. I hate the word potential, unless talking about a total clusterfuck of human disaster then yes we do have the potential to do that. Potential means you aren't talented it means you are just good enough to get by. Porn stars have talent regular women have potential. :) sorry that was a bit off color. I think I am gonna go with a mohawk. cut the sides really short and leave the back and top. Why? Because I can and because its not like I am getting any interviews anyway.
Some of RJ's friends turned 21 today. My god I hate lightweight drinkers who DON"T SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! They were talking to talk and they were loud uhg I hate that. I just stayed there and listened and tried to tune them out and listen to Major League but that wasn't happening. damn drunks. I got asked tonight why I wasn't hitting on these girls who were sitting down from me and I said because I am in a fucking bar, I don't come here for the pussy I come here for the drinks. Speaking of which I had a 32 oz Jack and Coke tonight. Damn thats a tasty drink.

Song of the day :(only cause I can't get it out of my head) Korn : Blind
Inspirational thought of the day: shit if you be looking at me for inspiration you be messed up. :) The largest oak started from nothing bigger than an acorn.

I listened to the CD St. Anger last night to put me to sleep. Usually I listen to JJO with KRNA bumping in once and a while but last night all I could hear and it was under the music is 'you are listening to satillite channel 7 this is how the shows run, all times Pacific, 11am KISS show, 12pm regular show, 1pm Kiss show, 2pm Regular show, 3pm Kiss show, 4pm regular show, 5pm Kiss show. You are listening to Sirus satillite channel 7 (sweeper noise)' and repeat. I couldn't fall asleep thats all i heard. uhg. damn some body done fucked up. he he he.

I have come to the conclusion that Girl Scout Cookies need to sold year round. Damn things must be laced with crack or something. I like the Peanut butter patties and the these new ones call Pinatas. Ohh those are good. It would make it ever better if they were sold by a group of travelling models wearing girl scout uni's with pig tails. Well that or catholic school uni's. Its the skirt with the high socks that get me. and the pigtails those are just so 'nasty'. he he he :)

Its really not much of a revelation but I hate Chicago Cubs fans. At least the ones that always are outwardly saying what a great team they have. God I hate that. If mark prior blew out his arm tomorrow I would not cry. The Astros have a better pitching staff my opinion and the Cards and Astros also have better hitting clubs. OK so I am a Cards fan with Brewer leanings and I just hate how arrogant Cubs' fans are. UHG. We all know they aren't going to do anything. They have no catcher the 2nd basemen are plattooning, their outfield defence is horrible. Sammy Sosa has an arm but he is not that great. Alou is old with creaky knees and cory patterson is coming of an injury. Their infield defence is suspect, save derrick lee. Aramis Ramirez has the range of a wheel barrow with out the wheel. Alex Gonzalez freezes up and makes boneheaded plays late and is not that much better with the range.

OK so thats that.
Song of the Day: Metallica 'Ronnie'
Insperational thought of the Day: Never didg yourself in to a hole that is to big to not dig an exit tunnel and leave an empty hole.

What a freaky fucking dream last night. I dreamt that it was really windy one day and I was on main street in p-ville infront of Cardins Cards when I decided that just for the hell of it I'd jump to see if the wind would push me. In my dream it happened. So I tried it again and I started flying, I was flying all over Main street and court street and bonson street and that park right there. It was whicked weird, and the weird thing was that where county b should have been it was a large body of water and then San Fransico. I know it was SanFran cause of the Bridge and warf looking area. Damn b. No more taco pizza before bedtime.

Also my urge just to go out and pick a fight has really gone down today. Yesterday around 6, i just wanted to go mess somebody up for no reason. I just wanted to beat on some one. Good thing that has gone down. URGE TO KILL RISING!!! gotta love the Simpsons. Haven't gotten the mail yet today but maybe I get the new Playboy with Racheal Hunter or a new comic and my federal tax return. Ohh well good things to think of.

Songs from the weekend: Fingertight 'Guilt' and Switchfoot 'Meant to Live'
Inspirational thought of the weekend: An ant can carry more than it weight, thats trying hard.

Kinda blah day it has been. Last night was fun I was drinking kinda heavily and got pretty messed up. Then I went back to pages place and we watched Bill Maher and listened to George Carlin and Dave Attell and others and we watched some adult videos. Girls gone wild lesbians, interesting shit, and my god do they shave. I left his appt at about 5:45 and got home and tried to sleep but that just wasn't working so I tossed and turned till 11 then did my bike ride. I think my sweat was about 60 proof I had a damn good sweat too. Then it was off to work. Brewers won again they are now 10-1 or something like that in spring training. But as we all know its spring training it doesn't matter. And would any one else just feel horrible if Mark Prior's achillese just tore? Or Kerry wood threw out his back, well OK I hate the cubs. Well then after I left work I decided to go to Movie Gallery and see if the had MVP Baseball 2004, they didn't so I left and as I am sitting in my car not even running this car in front of me starts backing up and all I can think of is why the fuck do you need to keep backing up? Then he hit me and started to drive off. So I pulled up behind him as fast as I could he was going from the movie gallery to culvers and he waited till there was almost no time between him and a semi that was coming up 151 before he turned in front of it then I pulled in after him and got out and said "what the fuck did you think you were doing" backing into me and then just leaving what are you fucking dumb?"
"well shit I didn't think I did any damage"
"no you didn't but that doesn't fucking matter you still stop"
"ohh well I didn't know"
I just had a further dented licence plate but he had a good gash on his back bumper from hitting the bolts that hold my plate. Damn dumb kids he was about 16 17 had his hat on all crooked cool and his little friends thought it was funny till I stared at them and they shut up. Well thats it for my day. Except I finally read the e-mail. Lets hope jolly ol' england stays safe. OK well I am off Dave Chappelle show is on in a bit and I need to put on some shorts.
Good night all.

OK so I just read this blog http://sucker4marius.blogspot.com/ and damn b i makes me seem all there and makes me thank God I am no longer a teenager. Ohh that and that I would never date any one young than 21.

COVINGTON, Ga. - A Georgia woman who tried to use a fake $1 million bill to buy $1,675 worth of merchandise at Wal-Mart was arrested, and police later found two more of the bills in her purse.

The U.S. Treasury does not make $1 million bills, but similar-looking currency is sold in some souvenir shops. The fake bill featured a picture of the Statue of Liberty, police said.

“It looks real, but of course there’s nothing real about this,” said Stacey Cotton, police chief in Covington, about 30 miles southeast of Atlanta. “People do crazy things all the time.”

Alice Regina Pike, who tried to use the fake bill.
A store clerk immediately noticed the bill was fake when 35-year-old Alice Regina Pike handed it to her on Friday, Cotton said.

Pike then tried to use two gift cards worth only $2.32 to buy the merchandise, but when that did not work she again asked to cash the $1 million bill, Cotton said. The store then called police.

Pike was charged with forgery. Her phone number was unlisted, and she could not be reached for comment Tuesday.


How FUCKED up do you have to be to think that you can get change to a million dollar bill at WAL-MART!?!?!?!?! and how fucked up do you have to be to think its really? If I had a million dollars I am 1st putting it the bank 2nd I am moving to mexico not Georgia. 3rd any see the pic of this women, shit she came in 1st and 3rd in the mullet of the year voting. Damn she has been hit a few times by the ugly stick. She can't be all there. Come on people she tried buy over a thousand dollars worth of stuff with two gift certs that were worth less than 3 bucks each. Either her father/brother/uncle/grampa (and I don't mean them seperatly I mean them all as one person) gave her some bad advice or she is out of the looney bin on extended leave. Once again we are all going to hell.

post number two of three

DALLAS - A Texas man did the drinking and decided to let his 11-year-old son, who was barely able to see over the steering wheel, do the driving, police said.

Police said Wednesday they had arrested Robert Lee Crider on charges of child endangerment, public intoxication and having an open container of alcohol in his vehicle.

Crider’s son was pulled over by a Texas state trooper outside of the west Texas town of Big Spring in the predawn hours of Saturday after the officer saw the car speeding and weaving through traffic, said Sgt. Jason Hester, a spokesman for the Texas Department of Public Safety.

Crider apparently was taking his son home for the weekend as a part of a custody arrangement with his ex-wife. Crider and a friend stopped off at a bar with the boy, and when the two adults became too drunk to drive, they handed the keys of the rental car over to the boy.

The boy was pulled over just as the group started on a trip of some 200 miles to Crider’s home. They had passed several motels before they were stopped by the trooper, Hester said.
Police fed the boy a grilled cheese sandwich, found a mattress for him to sleep on and called his mother, who picked him up and drove him back to her home.



Ya know each time I start putting stock back in humanity it does something like this. Dumb fucking dad in the article... umm duh!!! My god we are all going to hell. Can people start thinking with some common sence? Please?!?!?!

OK post two of three is done.

post one of three here: All on how stupid people are.

THE FOLLOWING IS FROM AN E-MAIL I RECEIVED


If more of us took a stand maybe we could have some decent TV programs. Jim Neugent is a coach in Childress, Texas. Jim writes: My name is Jim Neugent. I wrote to ABC (on-line) concerning a program called "THE PRACTICE." In last nights episode, one of the lawyer's mothers decided she is gay and wanted her son to go to court and help her get a marriage license so she could marry her 'partner.' I sent the following letter to ABC yesterday and really did not expect a reply, but I did get one. My original message was:
ABC is obsessed (or should I say abscessed) with the subject of homosexuality. I will no longer watch any of your attempts to convince the world that homosexuality is OK. THE PRACTICE can be a fairly good show, but last night's program was so typical of your agenda. You picked the 'dufus' of the office to be the one who was against the idea of his mother being gay and made him look like a whiner because he had convictions. This type of mentality calls people like me a "gay basher." Read the first chapter of Romans (that's in the Bible) and see what the apostle Paul had to say about it.... He, God and Jesus were all 'gay bashers'. What if she'd fallen in love with her cocker spaniel? Is that an alternative lifestyle? (By the way, the Bible speaks against that, too.)
--Jim Neugent

Here is ABC's reply from the ABC on-line webmaster:
How about getting your nose out of the Bible (which is ONLY a book of stories compiled by MANY different writers hundreds of years ago) and read the declaration of independence (what our nation is built on), where it says "All Men are Created equal," and try treating them that way for a change! Or better yet, try thinking for yourself and stop using an archaic book of ! stories as your lame crutch for your existence. You are in minority in this country and your boycott will not affect us or our freedom of statement.
Jim Neugent's second response to ABC:
Thanks for your reply. From your harsh reply, evidently I hit a nerve. I will share it with all with whom I come in contact. Hopefully, the Arkansas Democrat Newspaper will include it in one of their columns and I will be praying for you.
- -Jim Neugent

Note: Wouldn't Satan just love it if people stopped using the Bible for a crutch? Please resend this to everyone in your mailbox.
-- Thanks, Jim Neugent
I wonder if the person from ABC considered how many people would read this e-mail! This is one we should definitely pass on.

Alriiiiighty thats the e-mail. OK now here is my e-mail to reply to all that got this email.

OK I am sorry for replying to all of you about this e-mail that this Jim Neugent sent. OK I have worked in the media for only a short time but I can tell you this. NO MEDIA WOULD EVER SEND A REPLY LIKE THIS!!!! ABC which is owned by Disney would never allow a reply like this to get out. If they did that person would have been fired before the sent confirmation page came up. Corporations spend to much money trying to make every one feel welcome and entertained to alienate some one even one person because thats advertisers money down the drain. No one from ABC sent this message, and the 'reply' is most likely a hoax.
I will not give my views on the gay marrage debate, but I will give my opinion on what the media has 'said'.

Sorry to bother all of you,

Chad Henneman

Now for some more views: One, if this fuck is from Texas why is he sending a letter to the Arkansas paper? Two, why are people so up in arms against this? I will admit to this i don't understand how one man can love another man. But whats to stop me from saying they can't get married. I don't agree with the gay 'lifestyle' but I am not gonna say that its against the Bible. Sure I have never read it cover to cover but doesn't Christ teach forgiveness? I believe that all people should be happy, if they find happiness with another man or woman so be it. Are gays the new blacks/jews/hispanics of America? Three, if you are so fucking offened why not turn off the tv and read a book or beat your kids some more? What happened to turning the other cheak? Four, marriage would never happen between an animal and a human and I would never condone that because shit man animals don't think like humans do. And even bringing up that point shows stupidity and close mindness. Humans are humans they have free will and the choice to do what they want, I say let them.

OK thats the 1st of three. Be back in a bit.

OK so I heard that britney spears head caught on fire but no stories any where. ok must of heard wrong. another day wasted playing video games. OK so not wasted. I saw a part time posting for WMAD in madison. I'll send that out 2morrow.
Day 8
for some reason I want some Nachos Leo's way and a longie, mmm maybe wednesday.

Song of the day:Shinedown '45'
Good thought of the day: again no human conntact and very little thinking.
Insperational thought of the day: The mind is the most powerful tool you can ever have. Use it wisly.

Ya know I saw a headline I didn't think I would ever see today. 'Martha Stewart to report to probation officer'. in the immortal words of Keanu Reeves...whoa.

I need a woman in my life. Some one who won't take my self depressating shit, but at the same time knows me pretty well. So umm are there any blow up dolls out there? Here are the qualifactions. 1) breathing (no dead chicks I am tired of getting the dirt stains out) 2) non smoker, that is one thing that I hate I would give up cigars for her but she better not smoke because a girl who smokes just riuns her face to me. 3) Never have appeared in a 'girls gone wild' video. Please respect yourself more than that. 4) Body type makes no matter, but pretty eyes and smile do. Bright eyes the kind that smimmer in a smile. Also if you happen to look like Heather McQuaid, Kristin Kreuk, or Cathrine Zeta-Jones (at least in the face). 5) personality wise you can't be to one way or the other, try and balance the equation and be a little laid back and you rock.

Day 7 has come and gone with out the e-mail being read. One week anniversey wooo!!! I had a shot of Korbel to celebrate.

OK so song of the day:Seether 'Broken'
Good Thought of the day: Sorry I didn't think all day.
Inpirational thought of the day: No matter the odds there is always that one.

Bright Eyes is writing your life story!
introspective and articulate, don't let your
love life get you down so much that you drink
yourself into oblivion and kill a family of 4
while driving drunk. no one likes dating a
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Interesting. Though I doubt there are many families of four out at 3am.

Today was kinda fun. But lets start with yesterday. I had to work at 10am so i was up at 7:30 to get my bike ride in and then off to work I went. It started with the Badgers at 10:45 then I had a cuba city high school game then the brewers and their spring training. Ya know Bob Uecker is in mid season form right now. I then went home and realized shit I gotta go back to work. So I went back after 30 minutes of lounging at home and got ready for that night. After work I went to Page's. Kyle made an apperance and we watched the back end of the NC Duke game. Damn Duke. then we watched The Blue Collar Comedy tour. Funny shit. Ron White would fit in with us just fine. Then it was off to OT's. I kept myself under control and didn't drink much. Then it was back to Page's for after bar and disscussion of where humanity is going. Always fun with Johnny and Scott taking the lead on that. At 4:30 or so it was time to come go sleepy and maybe wait for a call to gauge my interest in going to madison for some hot wings. At 12:45 I got the call and it was what woke me up. At BW3 I decided to order the hottest wings they had. Ohh that was smart. dumb ass. They burned my lips my fingers and my throat. Even after I wiped up, after eating 4 of them, I wiped my eyes and damn it I still had some sauce on my fingers I think and my right eye started burning. damn that was some hot stuff. Then it was off to the Nitty gritty and the damn cute bar tender. mmmm tall brunette. I had no drinks all day none no alcohol for me. Then it was time to come home. But wait RJ and Kyle and Patterson need some beer for the trip back and we have to stop at a place called Party Port. Which has the sign that reads LIQUER PARTY PORT. I don't know about you but I wouldn't mind licking her party port. :) I have the receite to prove it too, cause RJ and Kyle didn't have the amount of cash to buy. Ohh fun times had by all. Also they had Cabo Wabo tequila, which if you can tell me who makes it I will buy you a bottle. Well i am now off to ride the bike and play Notre Dame with Miami. Insidently if I am blowing them out I will keep my starters on the feild. Just because I hate ND. Not as much Iowa but still.

I don't feel all that well. Kinda sick to my stomach. uhg. I slept till 3pm yesterday. OK so I was up at 11-noon but went back to sleep cause I was hung over. The left side of my jaw hurts like hell. Its like a sore muscle or something. OK well day 5 was yesterday day 6 begins now. I am off to ride and work, also I finally found the angel that I want as a tattoo now I just have to change it to a devil and then add a tail to the angel. Wooo tattoos.

mmmm I run a country

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Tino done made me do it.

Can't sleep clown will eat me. to hot in house, have no control over temp. woke up sweaty and hung over. still (william) hung over. feel bad. No PS2 till tonight. thanks Jay. woo jay for fixxxing it. need water.

Still I am perplexed by the 342 1883 phone number.... Who is its, and what did they want? Most likely allumni wanting money, but why call at 8:15pm. I dropped off my PS2 today with Jay and he says its fixxxed already. One day with out my PS2 is like a day with my child. OK so I don't have a kid but thats how I feel. I went to daggers and delights tonight to try and find an angel and devil that are cartoonish for tattoos. Its bad cause I know I have seen the angel some where before and I just can't think of where. I then went downtown, and drank waiting for RJ. He never showed but for a while some chick did and if she hadn't gotten of my leg to piss i would have been stuck under her all night. NOT A GOOD THING. Then as I walk outside my phone is ringing and I have missed 5 calls all from Osterhous. He wants me to come over to Virgin AVE. So I did. (uhg Kittie is playing on netscape so I changed it. Perfect circle better) Then myself and RJ went to The Kitchen for some Pancakes.... mmm food. I took a toothpick with me and its minty. :)

OK bed time and its day 4 of the unread email.
Song of the Day: Toby Keith 'I love this bar'

Thought of the day: Jay got my PS2 fixxxed. Why is a PS2 better than a woman? You can play with it anytime. If it breaks down you can get a new one or have the old one fixxxed. It doesn't mind if you are a little rough with the controls. You can put new things in and it doesn't care. No bitching or complaining. No worries about not be liked by it. Plug it in and it goes. Best of all its not jealous if you have a Gamecube.

Sleep till noon so screw off. :)

Hamms views of sports.

Marge Schott passed away today. The Cincinatti Reds in memorial will add a Swastika to each uniform, and players will be asked to goosestep instead of trot after home runs.

In other news I saw Club Dread tonight. Not as good as Euro-trip but still good. And no Johnny page in the mud tonight. Always a good thing.

Also if any one has a tip to get my PS2 back to reading disks that would be great, cause I don't wanna have to get a new one.

Also its day 2 of the unread email from some one. call me chickenshit but i don't wanna have her really lay into me about what a dumbass I am.

Song of the Day: Behind Blue Eyes from limpbizket.

How evil are you?

shit I honestly didn't know.

What a freaking day. To me its still Monday March 1st. It started out kinda blah, I opened my e-mail to find a reply from some I didn't expect nor what a reply from. Its almost as if she some times eggs me on to being more of an idiot and say more BS. But enough about that. I tried to play my PS2 for upwards of 20 minutes but the damn thing would not read disks. I think its time for a new PS2. So I did my riding for the last 30 minutes of Apollo 13 which was on USA at the time. I also think something is wrong with me because I tear up at the simplist things now, well at least movies. So after my ride I decided I was gonna go to Boscobel and pay the lady who did my taxxxes. On the way I thought I saw my dad, but wasn't sure of it. On my way into pay my taxxxes this older lady was walking out of the tax place and I held the door for her, ya know a simple good human thing to do. She said thank you and that there aren't many gentlemen left in the world. I thanked her for calling me a gentleman, if only she knew :). I then stopped at a friends house where another friend is living. Poor SOB has been out of prison for about 2 months and has been kicked out of his parents house. I feel for the kid I really do, he is a good kid he just made some mistakes with drugs and alcohol. He was young and I hope things get better for him. We played two games of cribbage and he beat me both times. I then drove him to works at Advance and he bought me dinner at A&W. I then headed out to the farm, only to be stuck behind the big yellow limo. I then remembered I had one cigar left and decided I wanted to smoke it. So as I lit my cigar this little kid who just got off the bus comes running back to me and says 'hey mister you shouldn't smoke its bad for you.' I told him I know it is but anything to speed up my getting off this hunk of rock wouldn't hurt. OK so all I said was 'I know it is' but the rest is stuff I do mean. The bus then turned off on to county M the one I used to live on and I took off for home on county S. After being blown around by some nasty winds and rain I reached the top of S and for some reason I actually stopped at the stop sign for the 1st time since shit I was 16. Then as I was turning off T on to M where we moved I saw a skunk. The 1st thing through my mind was I thought they were nocturnal. Then I got a good look at it and it wasn't a skunk with the one solid white streak, no it was a stripped skunk with two stripes. I was gonna run it over but it was to far off the shoulder to reach it. While at the farm I pretty much sat aaround and watched TV. Then I hit play on the VCR and what should pop up... Porn. Good porn at that. Well I watched one scene then decided thats just too weird for me. Some one forgot to take it out. Then my dad comes home and we start talking about how my grandfather his dad is going nuts. My dad said he was gonna leave me a note in my room but thought not because Jerry would find it. Phil also made comment about the stack of Playboys I have next to my bed. Hey they are good reading. That and Heather McQuaid has a pic in the new one. So after about 2 hours of talking I decide that I am gonna head back to P-ville and catch a movie. I went to Euro-trip which is incredibly funny. Problem is I missed the few moments that Kristin Kreuk was in the movie. Damn she is hot. odd thought: I have honestly never met a bad looking Kristin, Amanda, Kim, or Kara. So then I call Page at like 10:30 and ask if he would like to get a drink he says no he still has to go to the transmitter site to do his readings. So i come home no drinks for hamms which was good cause at 11:30 the phone rings. 1st of all no one calls me, second no one calls that late unless they are in jail or some one died. So how is on the phone. Its Page he drove his car off the road at the transmitter site and got it buried and wants me to come help him get it out. Well I tell him yeah sure where are you and as he is giving directions his phone cuts out. So I call him on my cell and get the directions then call tino and scott and ask if they would like to go to help. Scott and Tino go with and we find page on the road walking back to the transmitter. Then we get to his car and low and behold the front end is buried and there ain't no way he is getting out easy. So Scott and Tino start digging aorund the wheels trying to get him out. Me I am as worthless as a stick in the mud and really don't help much at all. So after about an hour an half of nothing RJ is coming with a friends truck. On the way to met them me and Page notice a machine shed and look inside for a shovel to maybe help us with the car, we find one and after taling with Page I drop him off at the bottom of the road and I head back with the shuvel to try and start digging him out. after getting a good trench going RJ and the truck show up. Its kinda decided that they will try and pull page's car out from behind thing is while setting this up the 4 Wheel driver truck almost getts stuck as well. So now we are in a fucking situation. I say why not and try and pull him at an angle. get the truck in the solid road and pull him towards. After some debate thats what we try and it works!!!!! Page is free. ITS NOW 1:20am. So then we go back to Page's place for some drinks and Curb your emthusaim. I had water all night and at 4am decide its time to go home. So now its 5am I am tired and I am off to bed good night/ day all.